The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Mahomes giving his thanks to God, the daft cunt. God is a Raiders fan.

Also I hope someone snaps his leg in the Superbowl.

Mahomes, not God.
 
Fireworks going off tonight. Can't wait to see greaso Philly trash seethe yet again.
 
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Also, I have to say being a bills fan must be the hardest fan to be in the world. I make jokes with my Brother all the time about how if I had a team that lost 4 championships in a row, I would probably just quit the team. While this Josh Allen era isn't the same as losing 4 super bowls in a row, it's getting there. The fact that 4 times now it's the chiefs in close games has to be painful.
 
Let the Eagles be damned, if KC is really gonna go all the way, let them have the history of greatness, Philly can suffer.
 
We were so close. We had the lead going into the 4th quarter, and even tied it after the Chiefs took the lead. I had a feeling this would happen, but it still stings. Please let next season be the one where Buffalo goes all the way.
 
I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Santa Claus?
 
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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Wait until Travis proposes to Taylor after the game and on live television. 💍💋 👰🎩 (I'd add more shitty emojis but my gag reflex is kicking in.)
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Oh God, if that happens may Roger Goodell be so excited by how perfect it's all gone for him that he pops a blood vessel in his brain and dies.
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I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?
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Look here's the thing: I'm near Philly, and I love the fans of the Brotherly Shove. The Chiefs have hit an insufferable Event Horizon, where it's a fatal mix of the Brady era Patriot dominance, but with Swifties and the Mahones fellatio rubbing in the face (pun intended) of anyone who wants to watch football. I'm happy Andy Reid finally struck gold, the man suffered in Eagleland, but KC is just so fucking obnoxious and forced down the average NFL fans throat that the gag reflex is going off.

tl;dr I hope Patrick Mahomes breaks his ankle and Andy Reid chokes on a donut hole. And may Kelce die in a fiery car crash with his bitchy, talentless GF in the passenger seat.
 
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I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?
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I'd root for a gonorrhea diagnosis over Kansas City and the Taylor Swift stuff so rooting for the Eagles over them sounds reasonable to me.
 
Meat Target said:
I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?
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Nigga I am obligated to root against the Chiefs
 
Kelce related drama is old news in Philadelphia. I want daily tabloid updates on the love life of Cam Jurgens now.

jurgens.webp
 
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I get the Swifties are annoying and all (especially when you live in Chiefs Kingdom and now have to deal with such bandwagoners), but is KC really that obnoxious that y'all now will pull for Philly? The city with America's most churlish sports fans who throw batteries at their own players and booed Sanra Claus?
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I don't think you understand. We are pulling for whoever will stop the Chiefs from three-peating. If that's the Eagles, so be it. If it's the San Quentin All-Stars armed with tire irons, so be it. If it's the Whichevahdafuk tribe suing them into oblivion for their racist hand gestures? So be it.

This is the most propped-up bullshit story the NFL has ever written, and that's saying something. The 80s Cowboys, the 90s 9ers, and the 00s Pats have *nothing* on this level of deference. I don't want to say it's only because Mahomes is a mulatto, but all the "It Takes All Of Us" and "End Racism" bullshit makes it hard not to.

Essentially, if the Chiefs plane goes down in a storm on the way to New Orleans, I'll mourn for the loss of life. I won't mourn the loss of watching what were sure to be the shittiest calls in all of Super Bowl history.
 
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