The NFL Thread

[jray4559]

Fuck the Chiefs. Like, double fuck them with a rake and spitroast them over a fire. I'll be rooting for the Eagles. My dad is happy, he's an Eagles fan. Really wanted the Bills and Commies superbowl but nope, Goodell hates us.

 

[Americunt]

Which is notable, because it rarely happens.

On a side note, I find it fucking hilarious Philly has produced some of the greatest boxers of all time, but most people associate Philly with a fictional boxer (Rocky Balboa)

I'm just saying man, as bad of a rap as Philly gets, as far as I remember there weren't shots fired or people killed on our parade route in 2018, and that was with Bud Light promising a free can of beer to every 21+ adult in Philadelphia.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Didn’t Kansas City have a mass shooting at their victory parade?

Some fucking niglet pulled out a AR pistol. Shot 22 people and killed 1. Clyde Edwards Helaire's PTSD from college became unmanageable after he covered up a couple kids.

 

[Americunt]

Some fucking niglet pulled out a AR pistol. Shot 22 people and killed 1. Clyde Edwards Helaire's PTSD from college became unmanageable after he covered up a couple kids.

So crime doesn't count if it's underage black kids doing it? Guess Philly's practically crime free then. What kind of retarded mental gymnastics is this lmao?

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Guys guys, both cities are shitholes. Basically every city in the U.S. is. No need to argue about things that aren't football.

 

[Franz Joseph]

The question I wanna know is, which semen encrusted jersey is Barry McCockiner gonna wear on SB Sunday? Mahomes or Hurts?

 

[Next Door Jimmy]

Stuntin' on you losers like Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane, M.D., Ph.D., fucking A.P.A!!! I don't care if Hitler is our QB and the games are all fixed by George Soros! Three-peat! Fuck off! Yee-haw!

 

[Zaryiu2]

Whoever wins the trophy we all know who the real winner of the Superbowl is

 

[Americunt]

The question I wanna know is, which semen encrusted jersey is Barry McCockiner gonna wear on SB Sunday? Mahomes or Hurts?

Glazing Hurts is really fucking funny, even as an Eagles fan. Guy's fine, and can clutch up
when necessary, but he's not an elite level QB and probably never will be, and I will be much happier with any kind of post season success we have when someone better than him at passing is under center.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

2 teams nobody wants to see. One of which, everyone is tired of seeing. At least it's airing for free on Tubi.

I'd like to see more news articles complaining about AI bukkake pics of Taylor Swift, Muppets, etc. Kansas City at the Super Bowl is the perfect catalyst for that.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Glazing Hurts is really fucking funny, even as an Eagles fan. Guy's fine, and can clutch up
when necessary, but he's not an elite level QB and probably never will be, and I will be much happier with any kind of post season success we have when someone better than him at passing is under center.

It's funny watching Barry try and convince people that Hurts is elite, its up there with him desperately wanting Mahomes to surpass Brady.

 

[Americunt]

It's funny watching Barry try and convince people that Hurts is elite, its up there with him desperately wanting Mahomes to surpass Brady.

I mean dgmw, I like the guy and his style
of play, and he's been to more Superbowls than Lamar or Allen (Oh shit AND Goff now), but he's at most only about 50% responsinle for that. Without a Top 5 OL, Elite weapons with AJ, Smitty and ofc Saquon, and a #1 Overall Defense to bail him out, he'd probably be in the same column as Dak.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

The question I wanna know is, which semen encrusted jersey is Barry McCockiner gonna wear on SB Sunday? Mahomes or Hurts?

McCockiner? I barely know her!

 

[Desktop User2]

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[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

God fucking damnit. I am going to watch the Super Bowl obviously but I will not enjoy my time watching this game. I hope Bane shows up during a kick off and implodes the entire stadium

 

[Jew-ish]

I'm just saying man, as bad of a rap as Philly gets, as far as I remember there weren't shots fired or people killed on our parade route in 2018, and that was with Bud Light promising a free can of beer to every 21+ adult in Philadelphia.

Credit where its due, Philly has an identity and culture.

KC had an identity, and has fought tooth and nail to destroy whatever identity and culture it had built over the last 60 years for a thin veneer of neo-culture that has attracted some of the most garbage faggots the Midwest has to offer.

 

[Trombonista]

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

So crime doesn't count if it's underage black kids doing it? Guess Philly's practically crime free then. What kind of retarded mental gymnastics is this lmao?

Did a fucking say that? No. I didn't. Somebody asked about the shooting. I elaborated.

 

[BeffJezos]

It's hilarious to me how butthurt people get over the Chiefs and Mahomes. It's like Brady and the Patriots, but x1000. Blaming the Bills losing on a 4th and inches call is ridiculous - there are plenty of plays the Bills didn't make that would've impacted the game differently. Winners make plays. The Bills didn't, so they lost. Cry more, faggots.

 

[Americunt]

Credit where its due, Philly has an identity and culture.

KC had an identity, and has fought tooth and nail to destroy whatever identity and culture it had built over the last 60 years for a thin veneer of neo-culture that has attracted some of the most garbage faggots the Midwest has to offer.

Very true. One thing you would never call a Philly sports fan is a sellout. Even if Philly were to start a dynasty in any of the big 4 tomorrow, you're not going to have a bunch of normie Disney Adults latch on to the franchise and soyify the fanbase in the sameway that Kansas City has over the last half decade.

As annoying as the pats were, I'd take a loud and obnoxious Masshole yelling racial slurs at me over some fat reddit single mother and her mulatto children soijaking over Travis ans Taylor being Wholesome Chungus every day of the fucking week.

Ethan Ralph should have gatekept the Chiefs fanbase harder, speaking of....yeesh