The NFL Thread - Root for your favorite team (or laugh at the Browns, whichever's easier)

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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 60?

  • New England Patriots

    Votes: 11 22.0%

  • Seattle Seahawks

    Votes: 25 50.0%

  • Team State Farm

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • The Meteor

    Votes: 13 26.0%
  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
While I don't like Chiefs, my hatred for other NFC East teams trumps all so I hope they win. I don't think they will, I think Eagles are going to win pretty easily because of Saquon.
Also I have to post this because it made me laugh,
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Uh, Mr President, people have been saying the Bills will do a lot of winning in the future for the past 5 years, how much longer are they supposed to wait?
 
Meat Target said:
Maybe that's why everyone who lives there will stab you with a broken bottle if you pleasantly say "hello" to them.

At least in Killa City, you can exchange pleasantries before the pavement apes start blasting.
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Didn’t Kansas City have a mass shooting at their victory parade?
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Didn’t Kansas City have a mass shooting at their victory parade?
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Sort of, it was shortly after. Some urban youths got into it after some Jordans were scuffed or some shit. Bystanders got caught in the crossfire.

The press memory-holed it when it came out that the perps were underage dindu nuffins with criminal records.

ETA: WHY ARE YOU TRASHCANNING ME? I'M RIGHT.
 
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Meat Target said:
Maybe that's why everyone who lives there will stab you with a broken bottle if you pleasantly say "hello" to them.

At least in Killa City, you can exchange pleasantries before the pavement apes start blasting.
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At least Philly isn't the gayest bandwagon imaginable. The idea that KC is any less of a shithole is a pretty funny proposition tho, wasn't it a KC fan who was staging bankheists to afford tickets to Arrowhead? You can accuse Philly Sports fans of a lot, but idt any of us have ever been that criminal.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
While I don't like Chiefs, my hatred for other NFC East teams trumps all so I hope they win. I don't think they will, I think Eagles are going to win pretty easily because of Saquon.
Also I have to post this because it made me laugh,
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Uh, Mr President, people have been saying the Bills will do a lot of winning in the future for the past 5 years, how much longer are they supposed to wait?
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>there exists a timeline where Trump bought the Bills in 2014 instead of running for President

Dark timeline, but Bill’s fans would probably wish for it.
 
Americunt said:
At least Philly isn't the gayest bandwagon imaginable. The idea that KC is any less of a shithole is a pretty funny proposition tho, wasn't it a KC fan who was staging bankheists to afford tickets to Arrowhead? You can accuse Philly Sports fans of a lot, but idt any of us have ever been that criminal.
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You riot and commit arson after losing (or winning) a championship. You're one tier below the Brazilian favela apes who throw rocks at each other over soccer.
 
Meat Target said:
You riot and commit arson after losing (or winning) a championship. You're one tier below the Brazilian favela apes who throw rocks at each other over soccer.
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You literally had a shooting at your superbowl parade last year
 
Okay but we're all locked in for the Puppy Bowl right?
Also, there's no point speculating who's gonna win the Superbowl because only the PUPPY PREDICTORS can do it. They might get it wrong but that's okay. We'll forgive them won't we? We will.
skip to about halfway point to see puppies
 
Americunt said:
At least Philly isn't the gayest bandwagon imaginable. The idea that KC is any less of a shithole is a pretty funny proposition tho, wasn't it a KC fan who was staging bankheists to afford tickets to Arrowhead? You can accuse Philly Sports fans of a lot, but idt any of us have ever been that criminal.
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You forget the worst thing. That he was a furry.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
You forget the worst thing. That he was a furry.
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In fairness, I don't think he was an actual furry, no? He just dressed up as the Chiefs' mascot, which is uncomfortably close to resembling some pervert's fursona, mostly just to conceal his identity.
 
Americunt said:
You literally had a shooting at your superbowl parade last year
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Which is notable, because it rarely happens.

On a side note, I find it fucking hilarious Philly has produced some of the greatest boxers of all time, but most people associate Philly with a fictional boxer (Rocky Balboa)
 
Fuck the Chiefs. Like, double fuck them with a rake and spitroast them over a fire. I'll be rooting for the Eagles. My dad is happy, he's an Eagles fan. Really wanted the Bills and Commies superbowl but nope, Goodell hates us.
 
Jew-ish said:
Which is notable, because it rarely happens.

On a side note, I find it fucking hilarious Philly has produced some of the greatest boxers of all time, but most people associate Philly with a fictional boxer (Rocky Balboa)
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I'm just saying man, as bad of a rap as Philly gets, as far as I remember there weren't shots fired or people killed on our parade route in 2018, and that was with Bud Light promising a free can of beer to every 21+ adult in Philadelphia.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
Some fucking niglet pulled out a AR pistol. Shot 22 people and killed 1. Clyde Edwards Helaire's PTSD from college became unmanageable after he covered up a couple kids.
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So crime doesn't count if it's underage black kids doing it? Guess Philly's practically crime free then. What kind of retarded mental gymnastics is this lmao?
 
Franz Joseph said:
The question I wanna know is, which semen encrusted jersey is Barry McCockiner gonna wear on SB Sunday? Mahomes or Hurts?
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Glazing Hurts is really fucking funny, even as an Eagles fan. Guy's fine, and can clutch up
when necessary, but he's not an elite level QB and probably never will be, and I will be much happier with any kind of post season success we have when someone better than him at passing is under center.
 
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