Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
I wouldn't mind Twitch answering YD's questions regarding why Yandere Simulator is banned. Half because I wouldn't mind finding out if it is something within the realm of fixable for Twitch at least, and half because I expect it to be a long list detailing everything that is wrong with the game.

"We have banned your game because it involves violence against minors, the sexual exploitation of minors, the use of copyrighted materials, the use of stolen assets, the game is currently in development so it is in too much flux for us to be willing to take a chance on it as it currently stands, and the game is so buggy it would crash any connection to Twitch on a good day, and melt entire server farms on a bad one."
 
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"Woah Technology" is the worst attempt at a forced meme. Of course Alex would be responsible for something so cringey
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This is one I really don't get why it needs to be considered a meme tbh. I actually lurked around one vid to figure out how it became a meme in the first place and I was like, "Really?"

Not to mention it's not even related to the game in the first place, it's him talking about MGS2 too. At least Damn Daniel as stupid as the meme is, it works not bad as an in-joke.
 
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He also went by the name BrawlKarma on GameFAQs: http://www.gamefaqs.com/community/BrawlKarma (http://archive.is/tpwUY)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41182900 (http://archive.is/c99BR)

Eva asks an important question about the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/540331-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl/42660940 (http://archive.is/Z2LkP)

Please let me, a stranger, into your house so I can play Smash Bros early: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41146572 (http://archive.is/2gy9Q)

Eva has trouble understanding the plot of MGS4: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43676923 (http://archive.is/N6vR7)

He enjoys watching a slowed down video of Zero Suit Samus in Super Smash Bros Brawl: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)
 
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He also went by the name BrawlKarma on GameFAQs: http://www.gamefaqs.com/community/BrawlKarma (http://archive.is/tpwUY)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41182900 (http://archive.is/c99BR)

Eva asks an important question about the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/540331-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl/42660940 (http://archive.is/Z2LkP)

Please let me, a stranger, into your house so I can play Smash Bros early: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41146572 (http://archive.is/2gy9Q)

Eva has trouble understanding the plot of MGS4: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43676923 (http://archive.is/N6vR7)

He enjoys watching a slowed down video of Zero Suit Samus in Super Smash Bros Brawl: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)
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And people wonder why we accuse him of being a complete creep. I love the first response from that "let me in your house to play smash" thread though -

and end up this guy's light shade.
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Hello, I am a PULL user by the name of Kasu Kyun, and a long time lurker here, I just made an account here at the Farms.

I want to talk about my problems with the 'game, so first, I found out about YanSim back in early 2015, and I thought it was interesting because it's anime styled and I liked the concept. I'm not an crazy fan who agrees with everything that Eva does, I give out criticism.

My first problem with him was the bugging of the game. When I first downloaded it, it crashed when I tried to pick up the knife. And then I saw the email rant he made, and I thought he was being over dramatic. In my mind, if he doesn't want to read the emails, he can just delete them, not make a long video rant and wasting his time while he can be developing the game. I wrote a comment in the video about it, and some fan begin to argue with me about how Eva knows what he's doing and I should just fucking kill myself.

And then, I came across a comment a few months later in one of Eva's videos linking to this thread and I looked at it. I only saw some of it about how he can't code, but I didn't think much of it. I thought that he was hiring some programmers to help him develop the game, and the only thing he did was the concept and the videos. After that I decided to read the whole thread because I was bored and I finished 150+ pages in about 2 weeks, and it completely changed my view on Eva. Then I discovered PULL and read all of it, after some lurking I made an account.

My next issue with YanSim is the names of the characters and the places. I have lived in Japan for some time so I know some Japanese, and the names were so ridiculous.

Midori Gurin = Green Green
Shisuta Town = Sister Town
Asu Rito = Athlete
Mida Rana = Lewd

I also hate that Mida Rana is in the game. It is so obvious that she is Eva's self insert fantasy, and tons of his ass kisser fans are defending him saying it's ok. This is just another reason why the 'game will be permanently banned from Twitch. He has two fucking pedophile rapist teachers in his game, the ability to torture students until they can murder their best friend, and the ability to (probably) rape Senpai.

I hope this isn't too long, and thanks for reading.
 
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Evil Loli Kyu said:
Hello, I am a PULL user by the name of Kasu Kyun, and a long time lurker here, I just made an account here at the Farms.

I want to talk about my problems with the 'game, so first, I found out about YanSim back in early 2015, and I thought it was interesting because it's anime styled and I liked the concept. I'm not an crazy fan who agrees with everything that Eva does, I give out criticism.

My first problem with him was the bugging of the game. When I first downloaded it, it crashed when I tried to pick up the knife. And then I saw the email rant he made, and I thought he was being over dramatic. In my mind, if he doesn't want to read the emails, he can just delete them, not make a long video rant and wasting his time while he can be developing the game. I wrote a comment in the video about it, and some fan begin to argue with me about how Eva knows what he's doing and I should just fucking kill myself.

And then, I came across a comment a few months later in one of Eva's videos linking to this thread and I looked at it. I only saw some of it about how he can't code, but I didn't think much of it. I thought that he was hiring some programmers to help him develop the game, and the only thing he did was the concept and the videos. After that I decided to read the whole thread because I was bored and I finished 150+ pages in about 2 weeks, and it completely changed my view on Eva. Then I discovered PULL and read all of it, after some lurking I made an account.

My next issue with YanSim is the names of the characters and the places. I have lived in Japan for some time so I know some Japanese, and the names were so ridiculous.

Midori Gurin = Green Green
Shisuta Town = Sister Town
Asu Rito = Athlete
Mida Rana = Lewd

I also hate that Mida Rana is in the game. It is so obvious that she is Eva's self insert fantasy, and tons of his ass kisser fans are defending him saying it's ok. This is just another reason why the 'game will be permanently banned from Twitch. He has two fucking pedophile rapist teachers in his game, the ability to torture students until they can murder their best friend, and the ability to (probably) rape Senpai.

I hope this isn't too long, and thanks for reading.
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Welcome to the farms, this was a good read.

I always thought that he chose the ''''''''punny'''''''' names because he wanted to make a parody on anime in general. But it's pretty obvious that he doesn't do any research (no, anime does not count) related to anything he puts in the game. As long as he likes it, no matter what you say to him, it's gonna stay in the game, period.

This shit wouldn't be so annoying if he would just admit that he is making a meme game at this point. As ''''hard'''' as he tries, the game remains a buggy mess filled with memes and dumb Easter eggs, and now he's looking for a way to do even less work by asking if the ''''game'''' needs a town.
 
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He also went by the name BrawlKarma on GameFAQs: http://www.gamefaqs.com/community/BrawlKarma (http://archive.is/tpwUY)
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41182900 (http://archive.is/c99BR)

Eva asks an important question about the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/540331-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl/42660940 (http://archive.is/Z2LkP)

Please let me, a stranger, into your house so I can play Smash Bros early: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41146572 (http://archive.is/2gy9Q)

Eva has trouble understanding the plot of MGS4: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/926596-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots/43676923 (http://archive.is/N6vR7)

He enjoys watching a slowed down video of Zero Suit Samus in Super Smash Bros Brawl: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/928518-super-smash-bros-brawl/41925361 (http://archive.is/NWgBo)
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Hoo boy. I hate using the word, 'cringe' because I think it's kind of lost it's meaning as of late, but dude. I felt this one in my bones, and it didn't feel nice :story:

Love how even back then he was a manipulative little bab.

Oh golly gee, if only you could postpone your Smash Bros. Tournament for just a day so little 'ol me could make it!

Barf.
 
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edit: I'm so glad the site is back up, can't wait to see Yandev and the fan's reactions about the forum being up and running again.
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Thank goodness it'll remain banned. Judging by the pace of Yansim's development, the game won't ever be finished, meaning that the game will forever be banned.
Also he couldn't just let it go. He had to throw in that other game just to prove his point.
Edit: The reasons Twitch gave were so fucking obvious ffs

Evil Loli Kyu said:
Hello, I am a PULL user by the name of Kasu Kyun, and a long time lurker here, I just made an account here at the Farms.

I want to talk about my problems with the 'game, so first, I found out about YanSim back in early 2015, and I thought it was interesting because it's anime styled and I liked the concept. I'm not an crazy fan who agrees with everything that Eva does, I give out criticism.

My first problem with him was the bugging of the game. When I first downloaded it, it crashed when I tried to pick up the knife. And then I saw the email rant he made, and I thought he was being over dramatic. In my mind, if he doesn't want to read the emails, he can just delete them, not make a long video rant and wasting his time while he can be developing the game. I wrote a comment in the video about it, and some fan begin to argue with me about how Eva knows what he's doing and I should just fucking kill myself.

And then, I came across a comment a few months later in one of Eva's videos linking to this thread and I looked at it. I only saw some of it about how he can't code, but I didn't think much of it. I thought that he was hiring some programmers to help him develop the game, and the only thing he did was the concept and the videos. After that I decided to read the whole thread because I was bored and I finished 150+ pages in about 2 weeks, and it completely changed my view on Eva. Then I discovered PULL and read all of it, after some lurking I made an account.

My next issue with YanSim is the names of the characters and the places. I have lived in Japan for some time so I know some Japanese, and the names were so ridiculous.

Midori Gurin = Green Green
Shisuta Town = Sister Town
Asu Rito = Athlete
Mida Rana = Lewd

I also hate that Mida Rana is in the game. It is so obvious that she is Eva's self insert fantasy, and tons of his ass kisser fans are defending him saying it's ok. This is just another reason why the 'game will be permanently banned from Twitch. He has two fucking pedophile rapist teachers in his game, the ability to torture students until they can murder their best friend, and the ability to (probably) rape Senpai.

I hope this isn't too long, and thanks for reading.
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Welcome to the farms.

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GEE WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THAT A GAME ABOUT KILLING AND MOLESTING UNDERAGE GIRLS WOULD BE AN ISSUE, SPECIALLY SINCE IT DOESNT SAY ON TWITCH'S RULES I MEAN CMON BE CLEAR

the autism in that video is palpable
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I doubt he has any sense of what's right or wrong tbh.
 
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I think that Alex thought he could actually win this. He thought that he could leverage his autistic preteen fanbase against the biggest game streaming site in the world right now and come out on top. I think all that fapping to BIG BUSTY BOOBIES really did make him go a bit blind, since anyone could see that Twitch wasn't going to budge from their decision.
 
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edit: I'm so glad the site is back up, can't wait to see Yandev and the fan's reactions about the forum being up and running again.
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Tl;dr

Reasons for being banned:
Nudity
Fetish Currency System
Murder is the only Solution
And Lastly Eva's "Edgey" Gameworld which involves, Stalking, Bullying, Kidnapping, Torturing and Murdering Underage Students.

(Funny thing is, everyone here has been saying this for months....)

He tries to counter all the reasons while stroking his own ego, then bitches about twitch not being willing to review this meme game every 2 weeks (Well more like every 3 months considering Eva's current loafing around while still receiving is 5 grand in shekels every month,) since they probably know he'll put some more sick shit into it. Next he bitches about Conan... Then tries to make a conspiracy theory about Twitch being "Out to Get Him"....

Welcome Back Kiwi Farms.
 
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edit: I'm so glad the site is back up, can't wait to see Yandev and the fan's reactions about the forum being up and running again.
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Him talking about how other games are allowed to show sexual content and violence is really annoying. Hey Eva, do you want to know the main difference between YS and other games (other than them not being shitty fetish games)? The characters in the games are *not fucking minors*. He can say that they are not underage all he wants, but when has a high-school student been 18 and just started high-school? And that would still mean that there is an underage character, since Senpai's sister is a year younger than him, meaning 17.

Stop being butt hurt about Twitch, and start working on fixing the frame rate. Twitch should be at the bottom of your list of worries Eva.
 
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