🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GeorgeHWBush]

Ethan is alive and posted a 1-minute video on Twitter being very smug about the Kansas City Chiefs (his favorite football team) defeating the Buffalo Bills (Harry Morris' favorite football team) today. The forum is experiencing technical difficulties at the moment so I cannot provide a local archive but he looks like a hostage making a ransom video.

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He says he demanded his phone back and was a nuisance to staff until they let him use it to make and post the video. He does not provide an estimated date for returning to streaming.

You can view the video here:

https://xcancel.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1883711741391249706#m

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Looks unironically better. It’s amazing what getting a haircut and shaving a shitty beard can do for even a fat retard like Ralph.

 

[Jump]

He looks like he's made of plastic. What are they doing to him?

He uses cellphone filters like an bish. Being on a diet for a few weeks doesn't change the shape of your skull.
They are all turned up to 11 because he is insecure about his blotchy skin and fat head.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

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Ralph looks greasy as ever.

Jesus Christ, did Agent 47 and a Moai statue get stuck in a teleporter together with a bad toupée?!

 

[Um...]

Honestly the haircut took 10 years off his look.

It’s not the haircut, it’s the filters. Say it with me for the hundredth time: F I L T E R S.
This is his bloated grizzled mug unedited:

Actually the one on the right is (partially) edited. The top of his ear got cut off in the process.
Lol. What a sad clown.

 

[Franz Joseph]

Bragging about his sportsball team to stick is to his father in law from rehab is not the W Ralph thinks it is.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Bragging about his sportsball team to stick is to his father in law from rehab is not the W Ralph thinks it is.

The Ralphamale wins again bish

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

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Ralph looks greasy as ever.

His head is shaped like Stewie Griffin's turned ninety degrees. Speaking of footballs.

 

[GaryGray]

His head is shaped like Stewie Griffin's turned ninety degrees. Speaking of footballs.

The filters have been making him an egg head for years. Well even without filters his head is oddly egg shaped.

 

[ddlloo]

The filters are doing fucking overtime. His head is not shaped like that. You can see the double chins when he talks still and yet there is zero fat in his face? Yeah right.

 

[botrix_fan]

Hair stylings by Bert of Sesame Street

 

[Vibralldo]

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Ralph looks greasy as ever.

Nigga looks like a sideways lemonhead

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

On a serious note, Ralph has already demonstrated he hasn't changed. What a surprise, I thought doing yet another gay wrestling heel turn was finally going to do it for him!

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

He says he demanded his phone back and was a nuisance to staff until they let him use it to make and post the video.

Yep. That’s how rehab works. You just scream and stomp your feet until the nurse delivers exactly what you want. God knows American football is the most important thing ever, even in Mexico.

WTF? Where is pigtits? Because he’s not in rehab, unless he just paid for a spa vacation somewhere (ohhh, that’s what he did, isn’t it?)

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I never understood why this cock sucking prick liked the chiefs. He sure as hell ain't from around Kansas City.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I never understood why this cock sucking prick liked the chiefs. He sure as hell ain't from around Kansas City.

bandwagon fan, much like his admiration for alabama that you don't hear about any more

 

[Rage Pig]

On a serious note, Ralph has already demonstrated he hasn't changed. What a surprise, I thought doing yet another gay wrestling heel turn was finally going to do it for him!

Yes, he's still the petty, vindictive asshole who holds a grudge forever and is still retarded enough to think his niggerball team winning is somehow a W over Harry Morris. Nothing has changed and we'll witness a pillstream within the next 6 months.
Edit: lol

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

He looks so... predatorily homosexual. Like Steve Jobs and Oli London fused and then joined the Harkonnens.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Still a retard, except now you look like a pinheaded Jump Force character for some reason.

Keep up the good work, Ralph.

 

[Catspajamas7]

I think the cartel has ralph wtf?

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

I think the cartel has ralph wtf?

Yeah he looks like a Russian POW. Weird lighting making his eyes look sunken in, not being able to determine if he's outside or inside in low light.
And all that trouble for niggerball.