StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Rick Nekieta]

Maybe Tarl's story will even end the same way.

Our good friend Johnny boy had a difficult time keeping his hands to himself too.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I use both milk and cream as well as maple syrup in my coffee.

All at once??

 

[Dude Snakes]

All at once??

Yes Im drinking my second 1 liter travel mug of it today lol.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Yes Im drinking my second 1 liter travel mug of it today lol.

Y'all are reminding me of Denis Leary's "Lock and Load" bit from '97 regarding the "Maple Nut Cruch" coffee at the 7/11.

 

[Laylithe]

Hell hath no fury like women scorned.
[/QUOTE]


Why would I feel scorned by a man who has no sense of integrity? That's like being upset over trash taking itself out. Maybe he forgets how good it feels knowing you're right about a person being a sad sorry sack of shit, that it totally negates the typical anger that comes with knowing they were lying the whole time. As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end, that's enough to keep a smile on my face about it all. Enjoy the poopy kisses <3

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

But he had a good thing doing right wing political commentary. Why burn it all down?

I don't know what it is about success, but it seems that once you reach a certain level of it, you also develop a subconscious urge to throw it all away (i.e. Rackets). You also seem to suddenly want to diddle kids (i.e. vidya YouTubers).

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Why would I feel scorned by a man who has no sense of integrity? That's like being upset over trash taking itself out. Maybe he forgets how good it feels knowing you're right about a person being a sad sorry sack of shit, that it totally negates the typical anger that comes with knowing they were lying the whole time. As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end, that's enough to keep a smile on my face about it all. Enjoy the poopy kisses <3

It's ok to be mad at Tarl for being an unfaithful weirdo who cares more about sucking demon dick than loving you.

 

[Godmode]

As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end, that's enough to keep a smile on my face about it all. Enjoy the poopy kisses.

Hope you washed your keister.

btw who tf is Sarah? Tarl's latest love sorcery victim?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Laylithe is going to turn this into a horrorcow thread if she posts enough.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Laylithe is going to turn this into a horrorcow thread if she posts enough.

April has failed us and refused to wear Nick Rekieta as a skinsuit. But maybe Laylithe has the kahones to do what she couldn't.

 

[Godmode]

I always find it amusing when women have post-coital regrets and sling shit on their former lover. I mean what does that say about you when you let a guy who doesn't shower or brush his teeth fuck you and tongue your asshole?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I always find it amusing when women have post-coital regrets and sling shit on their former lover. I mean what does that say about you when you let a guy who doesn't shower or brush his teeth fuck you and tongue your asshole?

And this, my friend, is what makes this whole line of critique so thoroughly awkward and confusing.

 

[Laylithe]

I always find it amusing when women have post-coital regrets and sling shit on their former lover. I mean what does that say about you when you let a guy who doesn't shower or brush his teeth fuck you and tongue your asshole?

I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.

I'll give you credit for honesty and self-awareness. Now you have a fighting chance of doing better. Not a guarantee, but at least you're in the game now.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole, and he doesn't brush his teeth every day or bathe for days on end

What are some other weird/amusing anecdotes you can tell us about the dread warlock and the time you spent under his spell?

 

[Laylithe]

What are some other weird/amusing anecdotes you can tell us about the dread warlock and the time you spent under his spell?

Things were hysterical.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Things were hysterical.

Are you trying to tell us that Tarl partook in Galaxy Gas?

 

[PsychoSam]

Hope you washed your keister.

btw who tf is Sarah? Tarl's latest love sorcery victim?

Wondering if Sarah is from the store he keeps talking about the sweetest grapefruit possibly the same store Sammy purchased her for her bath and that is how she knows about Sarah!! Just an assumption.

I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.

You didn't figure that out the first time you were with him???? will the 3rd time be the charm??


Styx keeps talking about the next time in NOLA, anyone have updates on his case??? Will Sammy be the tour guide again???

 

[Male Idiot]

As long as Sarah knows his tongue was literally inside of my asshole,

So you know brown magic?

He is now a honorary Indian, saars.

 

[Gergg]

So the poo benders have a demon empowered wizard now, great, as if they weren't powerful enough after allying with the cow nation. Infinite magical poo, that's how it ends.