DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Need Help With Tips]

surely there's a common factor behind all these tech issues

There is --- the people who make the the products are book smart and not street smart

 

[00R-Gundam]

"Literally nothing in this setup im using now was donated"

Dsp admits to tax evasion filler arc incoming

 

[dent_whisperer]

No need to even separate the two groups; both Leanna and Kat were fans first.

Kat is into cosplaying as Kim Jong Un/farm animals so I wonder what kind of degenerate shit Leanna is into.

 

[Nate Dingus]

so I wonder what kind of degenerate shit Leanna is into.

Being sexually attracted to DSP

 

[dent_whisperer]

Being sexually attracted to DSP

Excuse me while I vomit

 

[johnkimble123]

I wonder what kind of degenerate shit Leanna is into.

Expecting an 18 year old to have any taste is a big ask

Also Phil was a child LARPing as an adult with no clue how to actually be one

 

[dent_whisperer]

Expecting an 18 year old to have any taste is a big ask

Also Phil was a child LARPing as an adult with no clue how to actually be one

True but she is not eternally 18.

 

[Iron Father]

True but she is not eternally 18.

While she was with DSP she was stunted at that age.

 

[Balr0g]

I hate to say it, but picking up women by any means is somehow a strong skill Phil has.

- Measuring his penis on radio
- Insisting on paying the bill when you go on a dinner (as friends)
- writing an incel manifesto because he thought he had a chance with one girl
- buying 2 prom tickets only to fall flat because he got rejected

Well at the very least he tried every avenue

 

[Rowbutt Batmin]

- Measuring his penis on radio
- Insisting on paying the bill when you go on a dinner (as friends)
- writing an incel manifesto because he thought he had a chance with one girl
- buying 2 prom tickets only to fall flat because he got rejected

Well at the very least he tried every avenue

-rejected by the back up date for prom
-bought a condo to impress a girl that was already with someone (and not impressed)
-too scared to talk to a girl on the phone so he had to talk through others (ie: "hey I think Angela was talking")
-dateless virgin until fan #1 of 2
-dateless virgin as of fan #2 of 2

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

The only skill involved in stalking and lurking the internet for vulnerable people is probably lying (if you want to call that a skill).

 

[BlastMonk]

dateless virgin as of fan #2 of 2

Said fan is trailer trash from a broken family with a broken mind who was/is using you as a meal ticket who was in a relationship with someone else when you were talking. A women with no ambitions in life, no interests and no intelligence whose eating herself too death. A perfect match for Phil.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Kat is into cosplaying as Kim Jong Un/farm animals so I wonder what kind of degenerate shit Leanna is into.

I think Leanna primarily liked two things, being with someone "famous" and being with someone who paid all the bills. It's kind of like those girls who hang around someone because they're in a band and sometimes perform at local bars or whatever. Because they don't have a whole lot of life experience and have barely seen anything in the world, it really feels like it's a big deal...until they eventually realize just how small their scope is. But to give DSP the faintest of credit, and tying into the paying for everything bit, Phil at least had something more substantial to show than $50 and a drink voucher. Then again, it arguably hurt Leanna more, since I think Phil's wealth (or at least his early days of being able to go deep into debt without it seeming like a big deal) kept her pretty reliant on Phil.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I think Leanna primarily liked two things, being with someone "famous" and being with someone who paid all the bills. It's kind of like those girls who hang around someone because they're in a band and sometimes perform at local bars or whatever. Because they don't have a whole lot of life experience and have barely seen anything in the world, it really feels like it's a big deal...until they eventually realize just how small their scope is. But to give DSP the faintest of credit, and tying into the paying for everything bit, Phil at least had something more substantial to show than $50 and a drink voucher. Then again, it arguably hurt Leanna more, since I think Phil's wealth (or at least his early days of being able to go deep into debt without it seeming like a big deal) kept her pretty reliant on Phil.

That's most women, honestly. Girls still throw themselves at Chris Brown

 

[strandedcastaway]

Phil found one 17, er 18-year-old immature fan who dropped out of high school, moved her as far away from her family and friends as possible, and bought a bunch of stuff. For whatever reason she was actually attracted to him, so this was his one chance at having an actual relationship. Eventually she grew up, moved on, and has a much better life now as far from Phil as possible.

Phil found a second fan, this time one who had an abusive childhood and was happy to move away from her family and friends. Unlike Leanna, who was practically begging Phil to bend her over, even in the beginning Kat acted disgusted by Phil touching her. When she reappeared in 2024, her time with Phil clearly showed, as she'd doubled in size and had a ridiculous hairstyle (like Phil). Phil talked to her like a child, and they barely seemed to know each other. She works part time and looks very unhealthy. Her reward for dealing with Phil is never getting a honeymoon or even a vacation. She's a low-paid mo-wife whose life has gone from bad to worse since marrying Phil.

That's not someone good with women. It's someone empty who drains the few women who can stand to be with them.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dsp admits to tax evasion filler arc incoming

Tax free bisch!

I'm just waiting for Bankruptcy 2: Electric Boogaloo in like two years when he's legally able to again. Would he still be able to attend virtually or will he finally have to show up to the court house?

She's a low-paid mo-wife whose life has gone from bad to worse since marrying Phil.

I can't feel that sorry for Kat since she willingly move in with fuckin DSP of all people who was able to impress her with trips to IKEA. I've always thought listening to Kat that she sounds like her brain is firing on one cylinder and her getting fat as soon as she got a meal ticket was always going to be inevitable.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the spoon/KingBeBitch rant

 

[Balr0g]

I'm just waiting for Bankruptcy 2: Electric Boogaloo in like two years when he's legally able to again. Would he still be able to attend virtually or will he finally have to show up to the court house?

He will just say "your honor *dnort* I have so many mouthdrooling braindead detractors they would literally stalk me and sit on the bankruptcy hearing. We have to do this on Discord. Sound good? *snort* What? You don't use Discord? Are you stuuuuupid?"
Then later on stream "You won't believe this. I have to pay a yuuuggeee fine because the braindead judge doesn't use Discord and she called me an idiot. Tststsssss braindead fucking judges"

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Then later on stream "You won't believe this. I have to pay a yuuuggeee fine because the braindead judge doesn't use Discord and she called me an idiot. Tststsssss braindead fucking judges"

The virgin book smart judge vs the chad street smart human-style content creator

 

[Benchod]

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the spoon/KingBeBitch rant

It's crazy how mad he got over a zoomer meme.