How to be Healthy - SRMC #67
- Opens with Dane comparing Anisa to Shelley Duvall
- Anisa enjoys watching ASMR of a woman pretending to eat eye contacts
- When she played lacrosse she didn't wear her slash guards so her teacher thought her parent were beating her
- The Jomhas pretend to be experts on domestic abuse
- Anisa constantly
- Ian feels that Anisa never listened to him during the beginning of their relationship
- Dane says "GRRRR" to calm himself down when he's angry
- Anisa had really bad PTSD triggers that would get triggered during every argument she had with Ian
- According to her the source of her PTSD were medical conditions that she had when she was very young
- She got over her PTSD by seeing a therapist who specialized in cognitive therapy
- Even fairly recently, she used to cry whenever they went to the gym because of "all of the shit she has to go through"
- Ian told her to get medication and she got pissed off at him
- They start reading comments which includes more retarded animal vs debates
- One of the comments said something in Irish and Anisa has no idea what it said
- She uses this as an opportunity to bring up that her grandfather is a bastard child
- Anisa brags about making a Gunch cake (goodness gracious, just drop this shit meme already)
- The unfunny animal debates go on for quite some time
- Anisa makes a shitty joke that all cats are woke and letftists
- Anisa starts tardraging about Elon Musk and that she hates him more than she's ever hated any other human being
- Dane has switched to Bluesky because of how much of an ultra Nazi Musk is and Anisa agrees with him (guess she forgot that she tried and failed to give up Twitter last year)
- She's pissed off that Musk talked to the AFD party in Germany
- They start sperging about faggots and fag marriage
- Anisa clarifies that troons are woman
- The Jomhas want to start tapping into the 'dude' market but not the 'bro' market since bros are evil nazis (seems like a difficult task when your only host are a woman and two extremely emasculated men)
- Anisa tries to larp as a carpet muncher and what they find attractive in other woman
- That start talking about actors that homos find attractive
- Anisa begins thirsting over Willem Dafoe
- Ian claims that it's unfortunate that he can't think of any POCs who are attractive
- Anisa uses this as opportunity to bitch about how fucked up it is that companies abandoned their DEI policies
- Dane states that unlike the straights, queers care more about personality and vibes than physical appearance
- Last 10 minutes are all three of them sucking up to faggots, it's so pathetic
This was slightly better than last week's episode thanks to not having any TikTok slop. The last segment with them glazing homos was pure, unadulterated Jomha retardation with how performative it was.
