Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[anliteralidiot]

PreserveTube / GhostArchive
New Andy video.

Spoiler: Local Archive

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Are there any community posts with those medical documents? They're illegible at this scale.

And God, I wish someone could get him off the momentine. It's his "autism medicine", and it's the biggest piece of delusion-reinforcing bullshit he has.

 

[Amewsed]

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Are there any community posts with those medical documents? They're illegible at this scale.

And God, I wish someone could get him off the momentine. It's his "autism medicine", and it's the biggest piece of delusion-reinforcing bullshit he has.

He is definitely typing these up himself.

 

[anliteralidiot]

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He is definitely typing these up himself.

I just wanna see to be sure, because he's stupid enough to post his own medical reports.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

Are there any community posts with those medical documents?

I looked over his community tab and didn't find posts where he shared his medical documents. He only said that he was going to make a video about them.

(https://archive.is/wip/pZMqj)
According to the Reddit he posted this document on Facebook. After that post he said "Oops, I didn't know it was bad to fake a document like this". This was on Jan 26th before he released today's video.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Same as the snapping: its to interrupt and piss people off.
Andy is trying to make the people he's talking to mad so they pop off on him, where he can feel vindicated in feeling he's being aboosed so he can run away and cry to the cops. Its all a method of getting what he wants: A new shelter, a new personal butt wiper.

And that's why the cops don't want to arrest him. Most police depts. have the cops take their cruisers home, they ride around in them all day. Now put andy in the back who has ripped off his diaper and is now intentionally shitting on the seats. This is why the cops usually let the ambulance come and take him.

AMDY'S LIFE HACKS :
Dont wanna be arrested? Just shit on the officer's uniforms and car seats,it's that easy!

 

[Amewsed]

AMDY'S LIFE HACKS :
Dont wanna be arrested? Just shit on the officer's uniforms and car seats,it's that easy!

There's a much older south park episode where uncle jimbo and ned go hunting and before they open fire on the animals they scream, "it's coming right for me."

 

[Scorpion From MK]

PreserveTube
Andy video where he provides "proof" that he couldn't never work or live by himself... because of autism and developmental disabilities.

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Xev]

So what, realistically, can be done with Andy. Jail? Mental ward?

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

So what, realistically, can be done with Andy. Jail? Mental ward?

Make him live up to his name and have him dumped in a ditch.

 

[anliteralidiot]

So what, realistically, can be done with Andy. Jail? Mental ward?

Jail. For the poisonings. Fuck his schizophrenia.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Final nail in the "bike accident changed Andy" coffin.
He's always been this way, diaper fetish included.

 

[SlimySloth]

I did listen to a video where he talks about being out of diapers for a while around the age of 12, and then going back to them around his senior year of high school because it was "easier". There are so many lies and contradictions making it hard to keep up.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I did listen to a video where he talks about being out of diapers for a while around the age of 12, and then going back to them around his senior year of high school because it was "easier". There are so many lies and contradictions making it hard to keep up.

I haven't seen incontinence mentioned in the medical records he put out, but given how malformed of a... (I don't even wanna call him human) lifeform he is, it's possible that he had a valid medical reason to wear them as a pre-teen, then developed the paraphilia based on that experience.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Final nail in the "bike accident changed Andy" coffin.
He's always been this way, diaper fetish included.
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Hot damn. the car accident was the one thing that made me hold back on andy, the one thing that made me think that deep down he's a victim of an accident. He got the smallest kernel of sympathy from me. Now? That's out the fucking window.

So what, realistically, can be done with Andy. Jail? Mental ward?

At this point? The shit he did against his parents likely won't see court because andy's mom pulled her weight and refused to press charges. As long as Andy's not let back into the household he won't harm them again.
Most likely Andy will try to continue the cycle of get into group home, tantrum when he doesn't get his butt wiped, go outside and lay in the road until the cops start the process over again.
He will continue this, moving from state to state until he builds up such a rep that it will follow him regardless of where he goes and he'll end up homeless.
Should this happen (and its a lot of ifs) andy will run out of diapers and typical of his behavior assault someone and end up in jail, not a psyche ward because by this hypothetical point the cops will know he's not retarded. Andy will end up trying to continue the retarded act for a while but a few surly guards and a few rounds in the anti-suicide straps will make him shift tactics.
This is all of course if andy doesn't get shanked for stinking up the cell, shanked by a hobo on the streets.
Honestly, the only 3 endings for Andy is a jail cell, the streets, or a grave.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I haven't seen incontinence mentioned in the medical records he put out, but given how malformed of a... (I don't even wanna call him human) lifeform he is, it's possible that he had a valid medical reason to wear them as a pre-teen, then developed the paraphilia based on that experience.

I think the molestation theory is the correct one for his incontinence. While he's contradictory about whether or not Mike is the one that molested him, he does say that someone shoved a stick up his butt as a child. He just doesn't believe it caused his incontinence. The whole breakdown about it is in this rumble video. It's about an hour in.

And the car accident may have just coincided with when his schizophrenia really started. He was in his 20s when he got hit, right? That lines up.

 

[Meat Target]

Final nail in the "bike accident changed Andy" coffin.
He's always been this way, diaper fetish included.
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Hot damn. the car accident was the one thing that made me hold back on andy, the one thing that made me think that deep down he's a victim of an accident. He got the smallest kernel of sympathy from me. Now? That's out the fucking window.

He was doing psycho shit long before getting hit by a car. Not only the poisonings, but also threatening Jan with a knife.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

He was doing psycho shit long before getting hit by a car. Not only the poisonings, but also threatening Jan with a knife.

I knew he was threatening his mom with a knife by 9 and 16, which suggests psychotic behavior. I guess I was sorta disarmed by the fact he was starting that business and seemed to be pulling his life together. But Andy's good at making himself seem harmless.

 

[grand larsony]

I looked over his community tab and didn't find posts where he shared his medical documents. He only said that he was going to make a video about them.
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(https://archive.is/wip/pZMqj)
According to the Reddit he posted this document on Facebook. After that post he said "Oops, I didn't know it was bad to fake a document like this". This was on Jan 26th before he released today's video.

This shit reads like something from the SCP wiki lmao

 

[Next Door Jimmy]

Honestly, the only 3 endings for Andy is a jail cell, the streets, or a grave.

I think I can speak for everyone that even though we all hate Andy, we really want him to get the help he actually needs.

That's why I'm hoping that someone special out there actually takes the time out to care and finally put Andy in his grave.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I think I can speak for everyone that even though we all hate Andy, we really want him to get the help he actually needs.

That's why I'm hoping that someone special out there actually takes the time out to care and finally put Andy in his grave.

While i agree I would love to see a turn around for a lot of lolcows. I said for years that I thought prison or the army would straighten chris chan out and that turned out to be a total flop. But I would have had my faith in humanity restored if Chris had come back to reality and gotten a job. Didn't fucking happen.
But andy? I don't think there's any hope there. The odds aren't zero, but they might as well be. Andy could go to jail or end up in the street and no matter how long he stays at rock bottom he will never examine himself. At best he'll end up like another violent diaper deviant: Jonathan Ross. He's in a psyche ward so heavily medicated he's a vegetable and kept away from the internet. This is the best case scenario for Andy.
If andy doesn't end up on the streets or dead, he's going into the tard freezer with Ross.