Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

The Lawgiver said:
There is a difference between a consumer and a consoomer.
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yes yes we all saw your urban dictionary entry

> "consoomer"is someone who hoards shit and buys constantly.
with the intent to consume, a "consoomer", (because everything needs a pointless ___oomer word to truly express the extent of how bad it is that's the only way we meme loving fucks can communicate) is by necessity also a consumer, you can't have one without the other, they must consume
if you don't consume then you just pass product along for money, you don't consume the product

and every time you criticize something the immediate response of "you must be [said thing]" must feel like a real easy way to silence criticism, but saying something stupid and then following it up with "and if you disagree then YOU'RE da ebil guy" only works when arguing with idiots
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
yes yes we all saw your urban dictionary entry
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Urban dictionary? what the fuck? This is an over 400 page thread. :story:
Also pointing out actual weird behavior in response to me and others noticing you keep fucking weirdly going "no no those people hoarding all the pokemon cards and beating each other up so they can buy the whole rack aren't consoomers guys!"is not trying to "silence ciriticism". It's saying it's retarded and kinda suspicious to act like a blatantly fatal case of consoomer type behavior literally trying to CONSOOOM the entire stock of pokemon cards to sit on them forever despite them being mass produced cardboard isn't what it clearly is.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
"no no those people hoarding all the pokemon cards and beating each other up so they can buy the whole rack aren't consoomers guys!"
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because they're not, you're so attached to the term as a "bad thing" that you view a disagreement over it as implication that the thing itself isn't bad, this is what happens when your brain is fried on internet memespeak, you go around shouting "coomer doomer boomer zoomer" instead of "that guy kicked a puppy, that's what he did, he's a puppy kicker, no he's not a zoomer moomer kaboomer"
that and the fact that you're so certain you're objectively right that any disagreement that ruffles you can only come from 'the enemy' and not someone telling you you're plain wrong, no it must be a personal issue, this is a deep personal ideological battle of some kind as opposed to me telling you your word usage is dumb
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
because they're not, you're so attached to the term as a "bad thing" that you view a disagreement over it as implication that the thing itself isn't bad, this is what happens when your brain is fried on internet memespeak, you go around shouting "coomer doomer boomer zoomer" instead of "that guy kicked a puppy, that's what he did, he's a puppy kicker, no he's not a zoomer moomer kaboomer"
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So are you a puppy kicker or a zoomer moomer kaboomer?
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
oh who even cares at this point
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I care because I want to know what the difference is between someone buying thousands worth of product in one go from a mix of severe brand loyalty and delusions of "value". Hoarding a wall of unopened funkos and a wall of unopened duplicate pokemon card value packs are literally the same shit with a different brand attached.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
I care because I want to know what the difference is between someone buying thousands worth of product in one go from a mix of severe brand loyalty and delusions of "value". Hoarding a wall of unopened funkos and a wall of unopened duplicate pokemon card value packs are literally the same shit with a different brand attached.
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this is the last time i'm gonna say this- the difference is the mindset
you can't be a "consoomer" if you're not a consumer, and consuming a product means wanting it for itself, not just to resell, the difference isn't a matter of appearances to you, it's a matter of intent, what you do with the item
again- is a shopkeeper a consoomer? if not, then neither is a scalper
>but the scalper doesn't manage to sell anything-
oh so a failed shopkeeper is a consoomer then
>no but the scalper THINKS it has value and it doesn't-
doesn't matter, they don't want the stuff, they want money, money is what they want to own, the product is just what they exchange for money, it's goods to them
>but SOME scalpers also consume
yes, some birds are crows, not all birds are crows
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
this is the last time i'm gonna say this- the difference is the mindset
you can't be a "consoomer" if you're not a consumer, and consuming a product means wanting it for itself, not just to resell, the difference isn't a matter of appearances to you, it's a matter of intent, what you do with the item
again- is a shopkeeper a consoomer? if not, then neither is a scalper
>but the scalper doesn't manage to sell anything-
oh so a failed shopkeeper is a consoomer then
>no but the scalper THINKS it has value and it doesn't-
doesn't matter, they don't want the stuff, they want money, money is what they want to own, the product is just what they exchange for money, it's goods to them
>but SOME scalpers also consume
yes, some birds are crows, not all birds are crows
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Someone squatting on 500 copies of costco pokemon card packs is not a fucking "shopkeeper" lmao, failed or otherwise.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
this is actually like trying to talk to AI
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Me having a solid opinion on excess oarding of unopened shit and brand loyalty being the deciding factor of what makes consoomer behavior? Ai? Damn.

grimacefetishist said:
Yes, it's called rhetoric.
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It's called "Thread title" lmao.
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This is very retarded!
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i don't think scalpers can be labeled consumers, they're in it for money, cold hard cash, the brand doesn't matter to them this is just a chase to get rich
as much as they are massive assholes, and their behavior is still a part of this terrible market, they themselves aren't the ones taking the product, they're just horrible shameless dealers of it
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These worthless vermin should be put against a wall and shot.
 
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moocow said:
The caption on that first video cracks me up. "The Costco employees just stood back and let people fight." Well no shit, Sherlock. What the fuck do you expect them to do, go full gestapo and start cracking skulls? I know Costco pays their people pretty well, but it still ain't enough to expect them to go hands-on with crazed weasels.
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I'm not sure about Costco policy, but most big box stores have rules about not stopping shoplifters and not getting in the way of customer fights unless you're specifically trained to do so. The store doesn't want you hurt, doesn't want the customers hurt (and able to sue the store,) and doesn't want a legal pain to deal with. That's security/AP's job, not some random cashier trying to restock product.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
I'm not on this thread but I just found this.
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"pissing off facists by hoarding dvds"
Why the fuck do people think people reposting shit they find amusing/mildly unsettling equals fascist and angry all the time? No we just find it weird/funny you're doing this and haven't seen the fucking movie. Fucking everyone's gotta be like trying to kill fun or turn people into some political enemy to"own" or some shit it's lame as hell. Shit's like the fucking "look how mad you are!" meme from a few years ago.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
"pissing off facists by hoarding dvds"
Why the fuck do people think people posting they find amusing/mildly unsettling equals fascist and angry all the time? No we just fidn it weird/funny you're doing this and haven't seen the fucking movie. Fucking everyone's gotta be like trying to kill fun or turn people into some political enemy to"own" or some shit it's lame as hell. Shit's like the fucking "look how mad you are!" meme from a few years ago.
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It's a bluesky user, you won't end up there without being totally politics brained.
 
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