StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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If I wasn't well aware that Tarl has 1. Fried his brain on legal synthetic drugs at least once, 2. is a long-cycle alcoholic, and 3. is a terminal midwit who thinks because he read about it he can do it I would think he was taking the piss.

But no.

That Stolas fan art? Displayed with genuine love and admiration.

That faux Tricorn hat? Worn to better connect him to the totally not Christian founding fathers who were all Deists and shit and did you know Jefferson wrote his own bible without all the silly Godly miracles and stuff?

And this second leather jacket that his chair is wearing? It's to connect to the rebel spirit of Biker Gangs even though he can't even ride a fucking bicycle.
 
"But this one isn't going to be for public consumption. This particular book is for my daughter, actually. We are occult royalty, through blood."
You weren't fucking kidding, we're all lucky it's not possible to die of second-degree embarassment. Great on you dude for writing down your thoughts and crazy antics for your daughter to get to know you through buddy, but did you really have to tell the world about it? What kind of Facebook boomerism shit is that?

I haven't watched his videos in forever, but those fingers of his look mighty antsy as he's fingering that book.
 
LOL there are lots of women are better than me, but none of them will ever be me, no. We can all thank God for that. Also, that's not my circus nor my monkey so whomever he's having sex with to stroke his aging, bloated, drunken ego can have away at it. Mel? Sarah from TN? Alicia? Joy? Hell, maybe even a few men at this point (as long as the pay is good). Everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while, it's just a shame he can't keep it up long enough to finish. Effects of being a drunken retard, very sad. Anywho, happy SUNday.
Internet gold.

I think it means my standards were quite low in hell and yet someone (this "cool dude" with his trench coat and pirate hat HA) managed to find a shovel and dig it even further. How sad.
This is like real time therapy playing out. Self reflection with some backhands peppered in. Like a budget Tiger King story.

I know its been poasted but Jesus, this guy is entering into levels of cringe which is now sad to see given where he started. That stole-ass art is complete dog shit. Why would a daughter want a grimoire from her deadbeat absent father? That girl is going to be raised on a woman's rage, Lord Tarl of Warwick on Chassanna has no idea that his daughter will be taught to hate him - to be fair, he is 3600 miles away and chose to abandon her. Then the tri corn hat and he looks so dirty you can smell his funk behind the screen. The faggot fallout flag shit art, stole ass, sleazy swords - he choses to sit in mom's house in bumfuck Vermont rather than be with his daughter. What a broken man-child he has become. He can't come back from admitting he likes that faggot stole-ass in that faggot show - he is openly displaying that shit.
And the fake and gay tricorn hat - jesus christ - I've seen onigiri made better than that, fraying strings and inverted seams - what a piece of shit.

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Guys, why is he dressed like a pirate? And why does he have a portrait of Stool's Ass? One thing is to have a plush, the other is to have a portrait - like a direct tribute to the character, all drawn specifically to honour him. Weird...
Its not even a cool looking stolas it's the faggot one from hazbin hotel
Edit: or Helluva boss I can't tell the difference from tumblr shows
 
Guys, why is he dressed like a pirate? And why does he have a portrait of Stool's Ass? One thing is to have a plush, the other is to have a portrait - like a direct tribute to the character, all drawn specifically to honour him. Weird...
I'm pretty sure the hat is meant to hearken back to 1776 and all that, as if he's going to reload the Tea Party in 2025. I hope he pulls some Gen Xers into his cause who beat the shit out of him when he gets up to his more degenerate antics.
 
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