Balldoverse Meme & Edit General

Unsure who made this originally (context: Nick was "cancelled" during a stream in 2022):

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KF currency by @Artificial Stupidity during the Eric July feud:

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A brilliant piece of art by @Shush from late February of this year.
A seamless blend of both Gunt and Balldo:



Variations on the movie Downfall by @mindlessobserver (after the arrest):



and @Johnny Clyde Cash (positive cocaine test for daughter):



Unsure who made this as it was found on Twitter:



Unsure who made this, but this is a poster featuring two regulars in Nick's thread (@Fapcop and @Catgirl Tyranid):

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Unsure who made this, but this is a poster featuring two regulars in Nick's thread (@Fapcop and @Catgirl Tyranid):

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The credit for the movie poster goes to @Third World Aristocrat. He also provided me with a transparent version.
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Here's some other related stuff I still have saved. I was having way too much fun with the AI generated music at the time. @Fapcop, I've changed my mind. Save Kayla. You can do it 100%. I believe in you.
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Unrelated, but still worth putting up.
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Some works by me from a simpler time (thumbnailed and resized).

Smug Nick:
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From when Nick was outing himself as a proud degenerate:
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Nick's Vegas meetup with his fans (iykyk):
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Vegas meetup again (who wore it better?)
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Saint Balldo (parody of the image Nick used for his Montagraph GFM):
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Cucksent Nick (LOCALS and the later Aaron variant):
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Rekieta's Law:
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Balldo Review:
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Nick and his father Bob Rekieta:
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Nick after the Do You Know Mandy stream:
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It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that... (Faran/DivinitySaid leaks):


Nick is a liar:


Nick is a sad alcoholic:
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Nick wishing you a million dollars (two variants):
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Final transmission from Cpt. Nick Rekieta:




I'll post more later.
 
Some more by me (pre Nick's arrest).

Nick's Lonely LOCALS:


Kiwi/Himedall All-Seeing Waifu edition:


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Nick Rekietachu (Nick dons the Sonichu medallion paired with a graphical glitch):
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Notorious N.P.L. (from the Eric July arc):

Note that the first picture uses a picture of Nick "licking" another of his peers. Aaron likely isn't the only one of Nick's associates familiar with his tongue.

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Nick Murphy:
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Impotent Rage: In honor of Nick's hatred of women who don't love him (left to right: kiwi farmer @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, Nick's former mod @Kalea, YouTube clipper @elb aka elissa clips).

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Nick Riffed by MST3K/Rifftrax:


The Balldo (post-MANdy arc and pre-arrest):

To be read in the voice of James Earl Jones. It turned out well. I may do an updated version at a later date.

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Here is a link to the original poem The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe for reference.

The Balldo
an adaptation by Not Who You Think

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious thread of lolcow lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a coping,
As of someone loudly moping, coping and seething at this thread of yore.
“’Tis a lolcow,” I muttered, “coping at his own thread of yore—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Nick the lolcow cried "I'm 41, and I'm not having ALL the fun,
That fun I am entitled to as a parent of more than 4."

Eagerly Nick wished for lewds; seeking them to own the prudes,
And gaze upon the lewds from LOCALS—lewds of the long lost Mandy whore—
For this rare Internet maiden had claimed womanhood (and so much more)—
Gone from LOCALS forevermore.

Nick had been to Hedo II, his wife had also been there too,
Both there during interracial cuck week where they danced upon the floor.
They had also posted pictures of glass bottles up their keisters
To entertain the wrinkled winemoms from the LOCALS days of yore.

Then came a Balldo still beguiling Nick's sad fancy into smiling,
By the bright and pink decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though my balls be shorn and shaven, thou,” he said, “art sure no craven,
Silly weird and fun Balldo wandering from some naughty store—
Tell me if thou prefer balls or no balls on a futanari whore.”
Quoth the Balldo “Nevermore.”

Nick continued to speak if only because he was just that lonely,
And the Balldo sat there boldly on Nick's desk above the floor.
Then Nick (still feeling randy) recalled his own true love for Mandy,
Not his own wife, but the Internet woman he adored.
“Tell me true," Nick mused, "if Mandy be a woman, I implore.”
Quoth the Balldo “Nevermore.”

The Balldo, sitting lonely on the placid desk, spoke only
That one word, as if its soul in that one word it did outpour.
Nothing farther then it uttered—never even did it stutter—
Till Nick scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before—
On the morrow this will leave me, and my career will be restored.”
The Balldo said “Nevermore.”

“I. Wish thee. A Million. Dollars!” Nick licked a bottle as he hollered,
“Get thee back into my wife, or my friend Drexel the man-whore!
Leave no lube as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the desk beside my door!
Take thy tip from out my heart, and take thy form from our my lore!”
Quoth the Balldo “Nevermore.”

And the lolcow still is seething, still is sneeding, still is READING
His own thread and is lamenting all his glory days of yore;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a coomer that is cooming,
His career like empty whisky bottles scattered on the floor;
There to rise nevermore!
 
On the twelfth day of Cuckmas my wife's bull gave to me....

12 traffic tickets
11 collection actions
10 sandwich lawyers
9 cops a-lyin'
8 year olds on cocaine
7 Denny's menus
6 months of drug tests
Fiiiive Balldo Riiiiings!
4 murdered skunks
3 felonies
2 coked up whores

And a seeth sesh at the Kiwiiiiiis!

Happy Holidays, Nick! 🎄
 
Notorious N.P.L. v2 (Extended)


The Nose knows balldos
And hoes the Nose follows
All knows the Nose swallows
And drinks 'till he hollows

The Nose is non-practicing
Shows he's not hassling
Those who don't laugh
At his jokes like Dick Masterson

He's kinda like Tiger
They both got banned by the
Haters who can't stand
Heroes like us fighters

Who won't back down quietly
Nope, they won't silently
Cope, they just have to
Oppose most defiantly

Show they aren't mad though
They know they aren't Chad
And know they're down bad
...not much left to add.

Peace. PEACE!
Peace. PEACE!

BUCK BROKEN AND CUCKED.
ON HIS KNEES BEFORE THE LAW.
THEIR BIG FAT COCK SUCKED
WITH A BIG WIDE OPEN JAW

Crackets the mighty no more!
Pleading and begging before everyone.
Crackets the pitiful begging whore!
Cases won? Exactly none!

Thank you for this gift Nick

 
Some more by me from the rest of the year:

After the 2024 arrest:
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Null's request for bodycam footage of Nick's filthy home:


Nick and his hostage pet dog:
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Nick's bizarre grin while referencing suicide:
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Request by @Kosher Dill. Original work and mine (15 minutes in MS Paint do not steal):
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Arrested Degenerate:
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Nick is cool:
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Nick is TOO cool:
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Nick fighting his camera during the cooking streams with Kayla (it was late and I was tired):



Nick's felonious activities with Aaron Imholte's Google account:
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I am likely more proud of this one than I should be (Nick speaking about April):

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Unsure who made this but BMJ fans will appreciate it (from the Cokestream):

 
One more Rekieta core song. Seems like a good time with the plea deal, though I should have made it sooner.
Lou Rekieta - Guilty

While I'm at it
Lou Rekieta - Temporary Thing
 
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