Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Some aspects were solid, but they push degeneracy at every turn and the protagonist is a disgusting niglet mutt. One of the kids has lesbian parents and she also has a disability and is paralyzed unless her cybernetic enhancements are working and there's a whole retarded storyline about how people with disabilities may not be able to do everything able bodied people can but that's okay, which goes against everything Lucas did in his movies in terms of showcasing disabilities to the point that I think it was a deliberate attempt to give him the finger. Also I'm convinced the fat stupid elephant kid is supposed to represent white people and push the whites need to be kind and have empathy agenda (although he does get to be a badass in the finale). There's also an episode from the DEI hacks who directed Everything Everywhere All at Once (genuinely one of the worst pieces of garbage I've ever seen, it only won Oscars because of white guilt and Indiana Jones memberberries I hope everyone who pretended to like it and propped it up as a masterpiece and gave the annoying chink from Temple of Doom a comeback kills themselves) and it's about as bad and stupid as that sounds. Anyway yeah, the last two episodes are admittedly the best Star Wars thing in a long ass time, but the rest of the show is woke uninspired garbage with a fucking mutt who you'll want to strangle to death by the end of it (seriously, I'm tired of people pretending he was good because muh Jake Lloyd, he's a product of race mixing degeneracy he deserves to be despised).

I like Temple of Doom.

 

[draggs]

I like Temple of Doom.

Yeah because jeets are bad and Indy was around to regulate Short Round's annoying kid shit

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Yeah because jeets are bad and Indy was around to regulate Short Round's annoying kid shit

The blond chick is way more annoying than short round.

 

[LovisXVI]

I like Temple of Doom.

It's the best one easily, also people whose favorite is Last Crusade are morons.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

It's the best one easily, also people whose favorite is Last Crusade are morons.

What? I love it when the protagonist accomplishes nothing!

 

[Screamer_2]

It's the best one easily, also people whose favorite is Last Crusade are morons.

I wonder if they're the same people who really like Back to the Future 3.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Remember that line Luke says about how he can't see anything in the helmet?

I always assumed he couldnt see shit in the stormtrooper helmet because it was too big for him

like putting a motorcycle helmet on thats too large.

 

[Screamer_2]

There's so many obvious head canon explanations for why Luke couldn't see much from the helmet. Maybe the guy had prescription glasses? It was sized for someone. Configured for someone and so forth.

Anyone that has just put on a safety helmet knows it needs to be adjusted to them. Hell you can't just put on a baseball cap with out needing to adjust it or expecting it to be a perfect fit.

It's no different than if he said he can barely walk in the storm trooper boots. That doesn't mean storm troopers can't walk properly. Taking shit like he can't see lines literally is retarded.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

He was wearing gear sized for someone larger than him with all the problems that implies. Not everything has to be Deepest Lore.

 

[Adamska]

fat stupid elephant kid is supposed to represent white people

He's supposed to be the fat/retarded kid who's a coward who then steps up in courage and lowkey saves the day. Compare to Chunk or the weird kid with a syndrome. Not a lick of that means he's white, and there's more to insult the show over, like how by the book it is.

What Skeleton crew fucked up was having Kathy try to force the rebel without a cause to usurp leadership over the dreamer and constantly be right or get one over him, simply because she's a girl. While this is a very common thing, since the rebel also challenges the leadership usually in the low point, the effort to do so and having her consistently be right is not the usual formula. This was a change blatantly done because she is a girl, and LFL is run by misandrist headcases.

Anyone that has just put on a safety helmet knows it needs to be adjusted to them. Hell you can't just put on a baseball cap with out needing to adjust it or expecting it to be a perfect fit.

It's no different than if he said he can barely walk in the storm trooper boots. That doesn't mean storm troopers can't walk properly. Taking shit like he can't see lines literally is retarded.

Luke is legitimately a lot shorter than most Stormtroopers. He's a manlet compared to them and because of that it's all too fucking big for him. This would include the helmet and the optics, which are fitted to a man larger than him.

It's amazing how so many people working around the IP and even some fans didn't connect the dots; it's that goddamn obvious. It's one of the ur-memes of the OT for fuck's sake.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

How dod you fail when you completely rip off someone else's work that was good?

When you add in unnecessary modern day shit, give it a much weaker plot, and make it clear how utterly derivative your work is.

 

[GlupShitto]

When you add in unnecessary modern day shit, give it a much weaker plot, and make it clear how utterly derivative your work is.

It can all be summed up with one word. Niggers.

 

[GlupShitto]

I like Temple of Doom.

It's fine enough, but Short Round's actor grew up to be an annoying faggot but people sing his praises for some fucking reason. He was a bad actor in a bad movie (EEAAO) and somehow got an Oscar for it.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It can all be summed up with one word. Niggers.

But it can't. Just the fact that there's niggers in it isn't the entire problem, as if removing the niggers and dykes would make the plot and characters any less derivative, the pacing any less fucked up, the McGuffin any less worthless or anything else. Hell, the one or two episodes I did get exposed to the kids honestly weren't bad as actors and Jude Law's character was okay too, the issue was that the script was kiddie shit braindead retarded. They're trying to do every 80's coming of age story ever (a genre of movie I doubt you've watched much of given your apparent unfamiliarity with the archetypes and cliches) but they're doing it in a milquetoast 2020's way where the rough edges aren't quite as rough and the story doesn't add anything new to a formula that is beyond "tried and true" and gone fully into "threadbare and worn" territory.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Reminds me of sleeve, which reminds me of that American Idol washout who had a sex tape like 15 years ago because someone said her saggy vagina looked like a wizard's sleeve

Just looked her up. It's Jessica Sierra. 2011's going to be her year!

I wonder if they're the same people who really like Back to the Future 3.

It's the best one.

 

[William Murderface]

What? I love it when the protagonist accomplishes nothing!

That's all the Indiana Jones films. Indy doesn't end up with the Ark and it's the Nazis who stop themselves by opening it in the first place. Indy doesn't end up with the stones and it's Mola Ram who ends up killing off the Thugees by trying to keep them on the rope bridge. Indy doesn't end up with the Grail and it's Ilsa who ends up destroying the Nazis.

Indy's story is unironically summed up with the "maybe the real [Whatever] is the friends we made along the way. Indy learns to bow to the power of God in Raiders. Indy learns to forgive his father in Crusade. Dr. Jones learns to accept Indy for what he is in Crusade. I'm sure Indy learns a life lesson in Temple of Doom but its been so long since I've seen it that I don't remember it off hand.

 

[LovisXVI]

Indy doesn't end up with the stones and it's Mola Ram who ends up killing off the Thugees by trying to keep them on the rope bridge.

That's a stretch, as he takes the stones from Mola Ram, preventing the God knows what, frees the child slaves and returns them both to the village with prosperity which would NOT have happened if he was not there.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's the best one.

I don't know if I'd go quite that far but it's definitely a fun movie and I think people who give it shit are stupid.

 

[Weltraumfürst]

It's amazing how so many people working around the IP and even some fans didn't connect the dots; it's that goddamn obvious. It's one of the ur-memes of the OT for fuck's sake.

People extrapolating shit from throwaway lines has been a staple of the EU. Like, the entire concept of the Rule or Two is derived from a single line Yoda says in TPM, one that could easily interpreted without the need for creating a convoluted set of religious commandments.

 

[Ghostse]

I don't know if I'd go quite that far but it's definitely a fun movie and I think people who give it shit are stupid.

I will give a pass if you hate all the BTTF sequels, but people who like 2 and hate on 3 I don't understand. They are both goofy, just one is goofy with hoverboards and the other goofy with cowboys.

The BTTF3 lore is pretty great where Zemeckis didn't want to make a sequel, he wanted to make a western. But Fox wanted that sequel dosh so badly they let him make a BTTF western.

Also, Zemeckis is an utter chad, I hope the dude lives to be 250 because he's said (minus MJF suddenly being cured of Parkinsons) there will be no BTTF sequels or reboots while he's alive. He doesn't view it as some lofty work of art, but thinks the movies are complete and don't need "reimagining" or "updating" or "a new cast", and Hollywood should do something new instead of trying to remake shit they've already made.