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Who are you rooting for in Super Bowl 59?

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Clanner Scum said:
Cheating or "cheating", it made for entertaining TV.
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The entire league was doing it. The amount of cheating in the NFL is insane, it’s basically just evolved ever since the Bears owner decided to fuck with the other team back in the early days.


Also, I respect Belichick. It’s too bad that he didn’t have the dainty Asian hands that Robert Kraft wanted.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
The entire league was doing it. The amount of cheating in the NFL is insane, it’s basically just evolved ever since the Bears owner decided to fuck with the other team back in the early days.


Also, I respect Belichick. It’s too bad that he didn’t have the dainty Asian hands that Robert Kraft wanted.
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I meant Deflategate. What other sport are you going to get the best player's text messages leaked? Arguements over gas laws? The US Court System getting involved? Truly 10/10 storyline, Mahomes will never come close.
 
1Tonka_Truck said:
The NFC can start drafting better QBs any time. I have wondered what the NFC would look like if Buccs hadn't traded the pick used for Josh Allen. Mayfield and Darnold were both drafted by AFC clown shows.
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I was having this conversation with some friends the other day, the AFC is the most lopsided division. 4 of the best current QBs in the league, and arguably a more impressive pool of defensive and offensive talent but 95% of the rest of the teams are trash either to terrible ownership or coaching and have been tanking since the midpoint in the season.

On the flipside, the NFC has the least consistent level of talent (Though the Eagles, Lions and Niners are pretty close to firming up their status as perrenial contenders barring injuries), and it makes the race for the NFCCG so much more interesting because of how truly random the WC matchups are any given year.
 
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As a fan who grew up under the jack boot of my team getting pounded every year by the Patriot Empire, I grew to respect them even after all the controversy. The Cheafs will never get that treatment since they're a plastic imitation of what made the Pats arguably one of the greatest teams to grace the NFL.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
As a fan who grew up under the jack boot of my team getting pounded every year by the Patriot Empire, I grew to respect them even after all the controversy. The Cheafs will never get that treatment since they're a plastic imitation of what made the Pats arguably one of the greatest teams to grace the NFL.
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I think part of it is that the Pats and their fans embraced being the villains, they knew everyone outside of Massachusetts resented their success and thrived off of it. What's so offputting about the Chiefs dynasty is this weird mix of entitlement and persecution, that their fanbase has.

Like even @Meat Target kind of exemplified what I was talking about a few pages back lol. Uwu we're just a smol bean market franchise, pwease be nice to us on our way to our 5th championship in 6 years. Fuck off. No Pats fan would be whining during their franchise's heyday about being hated, if anything that was part of the thrill for them.

Hell, Philly are the underdogs and even I get some people hating us, our fans are obnoxious assholes, I'm not gonna cry because not everyone likes us. No one likes us, we don't care.
 
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Americunt said:
I think part of it is that the Pats and their fans embraced being the villains, they knew everyone outside of Massachusetts resented their success and thrived off of it. What's so offputting about the Chiefs dynasty is this weird mix of entitlement and persecution, that their fanbase has.

Like even @Meat Target kind of exemplified what I was talking about a few pages back lol. Uwu we're just a smol bean market franchise, pwease be nice to us on our way to our 5th championship in 6 years. Fuck off. No Pats fan would be whining during their franchise's heyday about being hated, if anything that was part of the thrill for them.

Hell, Philly are the underdogs and even I get some people hating us, our fans are obnoxious assholes, I'm not gonna cry because not everyone likes us. No one likes us, we don't care.
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The Philly Fan who bullied that Packers retard in the nose bleeds did nothing wrong, and I'm tired of pretending that he did.

You don't wear Red around Cripps, and you don't wear opposing team's gear to a Philly sports venue. I don't write the rules, the obnoxious Philly fans enforce them, therefore, if I were to be a "guest" at any one of their fine venues, I would keep the shit talk to a minimum if I was in any gear but fellow NFC East rivals, because fuck the Eagles, in general.

I mean, I'm probably still gonna root for them over KC, and part of me hopes the Eagles fans make it rain beer bottles/D-batteries when the ref fuckery starts.
 
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Clanner Scum said:
I meant Deflategate. What other sport are you going to get the best player's text messages leaked? Arguements over gas laws? The US Court System getting involved? Truly 10/10 storyline, Mahomes will never come close.
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Deflate-gate? You mean the Colts bitching about balls being slightly underinflated due to the cold? After getting blown out?

I hated the Pats at that time and even then it just seemed like the Colts were whining.
 
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Americunt said:
I think part of it is that the Pats and their fans embraced being the villains, they knew everyone outside of Massachusetts resented their success and thrived off of it. What's so offputting about the Chiefs dynasty is this weird mix of entitlement and persecution, that their fanbase has.

Like even @Meat Target kind of exemplified what I was talking about a few pages back lol. Uwu we're just a smol bean market franchise, pwease be nice to us on our way to our 5th championship in 6 years. Fuck off. No Pats fan would be whining during their franchise's heyday about being hated, if anything that was part of the thrill for them.

Hell, Philly are the underdogs and even I get some people hating us, our fans are obnoxious assholes, I'm not gonna cry because not everyone likes us. No one likes us, we don't care.
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As a fan of both the Bucs and Dolphins, just winning a playoff game is the Super Bowl to us. We're probably one of the more chilled fanbases in the NFL imo.
 
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BikeLock said:
The Philly Fan who bullied that Packers retard in the nose bleeds did nothing wrong, and I'm tired of pretending that he did.

You don't wear Red around Cripps, and you don't wear opposing team's gear to a Philly sports venue. I don't write the rules, the obnoxious Philly fans enforce them, therefore, if I were to be a "guest" at any one of their fine venues, I would keep the shit talk to a minimum if I was in any gear but fellow NFC East rivals, because fuck the Eagles, in general.

I mean, I'm probably still gonna root for them over KC, and part of me hopes the Eagles fans make it rain beer bottles/D-batteries when the ref fuckery starts.
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I mean that guy was being an asshole, I'm not gonna give him a total pass. But yah, if you sit in the nosebleeds at any stadium in the away team's colors, but in the Linc for a Wild Card game specifically, expect to get bitched on by the most loyal, lowest class drunks. Also, maybe don't let some drunk old geezer chirp at your girl while you whip out the camera so you can cancel him on Twitter later.

"B-but if he stepped in to defend his girlfriend 20 other Eagles Fans would have jumped him!" Excuses, excuses, sounds like she's gonna be an ex-girlfriend if your idea of defending her honor is getting the twitter mob to get the guy who yelled at her fired a few days later instead of just sticking up for her in the moment like a man. Strongest Green Bay fan vs weakest Philly boozer, No Pack No, Go 🦅🦅🦅
 
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Meat Target said:
Aren't you the ones who pop champagne every time another time blows a perfect season?
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I don't know what kind of curse they pulled, but Eli Manning ruining Tom Brady's perfect season was the most hilarious blown perfect season ever.
It was literally the best season any team has had ever... until the Giants fucked everything up for them.

I hope Eli holds that over Peyton and makes him seethe, lmao.

"Yeah, bro, he beat your ass on the reg to go the the Super Bowl, and I snatched away his RING for a PERFECT SEASON!"
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BikeLock said:
I don't know what kind of curse they pulled, but Eli Manning ruining Tom Brady's perfect season was the most hilarious blown perfect season ever.
It was literally the best season any team has had ever... until the Giants fucked everything up for them.

I hope Eli holds that over Peyton and makes him seethe, lmao.

"Yeah, bro, he beat your ass on the reg to go the the Super Bowl, and I snatched away his RING for a PERFECT SEASON!"
:story:
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It's gotta keep Brady up at night that his only 3 SB losses are to the lesser Manning, and a career journeyman like Foles.
 
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I made a boomer meme:
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