Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[AMHOLIO]

That would require him to have any level of self awareness as to how his activities make him look. In his head he really is that smart and everyone just needs to bow down to him. You have to understand things on a deep level to do a parody of them and he doesn't understand how he comes across therefore no parody is possible.

A smart man lies and gets aways with it. Jason is a smart man, therefore he will get away with whatever bullshit he feeds his audience because they're not as smart. I am pretty certain that's how Jason's mind works.

He hates his fans more than you could conceive. He wouldn't be able to tolerate them long enough to play with them.

I'm guessing it is because he is constantly lying to them and getting away with it (in his head). Stupid sheeple can be mocked in his head behind his back He probably is like most narcissists where anyone who can't match his genius is below him, and anyone who can help him look good is someone to kiss the ass of and "respect". So he has nothing but mald in his heart for anyone not named Jason Thor Hall.

 

[ADHD Mate]

Maldy did not have two pairs. WDYM? Twitch

Edit: Truly a godlike puzzle solving brain on display.

 

[Aidan]

So I just googled "Maldavius Figtree" on a whim after seeing this thread in recent activity and stumbled upon this large reddit post (archive) which dug up his old blog and how the comments are filled with him apparently being a sex pest, harasser, and just generally an all around dick. As the top comment says, you can take the employee out of Blizzard but you can't take the Blizzard out of the employee.

Seems like Mald's minions tried to get it removed lol

 

[SlyVMan]

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad

 

[MercuryMan]

Seems like Mald's minions tried to get it removed lol

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad

>Multiple instances of exact same username.
>Only one narcissistic furry tied to username.
>Gets involved in a controversy with every online community they go in (SL, YT, EVE, AoC, and now WoW).
>Exact same username gets used to give Mald's first game a 10/10 in 2016
>Community desperately tries to discredit.

Cope and seethe, Jason.
Maldavius Figtree is out of the bottle and it's never going back.

 

[Aidan]

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad
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I like how he does the baby eating strawman but won't bring up the actual accusations about him. He can't help but talk about himself and lie. Anyone who doesn't stroke his ego gets removed and normally that's all it takes but now things are outside his control and he's stressing over it. Typical narcissistic and cow behavior.

He's afraid of other people seeing it and knowing what he's really like. If you look up Maldavius or Piratesoftware on Youtube now the first things to come up are drama like Turkey Tom's video. If you look him up in a search engine dramas and this thread are in the top results, burying his own site. Good.

 

[200MB]

Who the fuck threatens someone with a fucking IED? Fucking retarded. I wouldn't be surprised if that was one of his jannies using an alt account so Maldy could brag about his connections at twitch.

"Okay now they're threatening to drive a U-Haul through my ferret rescue and behead me chat. Do you see why everyone who shit talks me is an unhinged monster?"

 

[LGTV]

I don't think this was posted here yet. More ego bullshit from maldy.


Not sure if anyone else caught this. His X account has "Social Media Influencer" listed as his job. So is he finally admitting he isn't a real game dev?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Not sure if anyone else caught this. His X account has "Social Media Influencer" listed as his job.

Certainly sounds better than "stinky NEET".

 

[Retink Retunk]

Certainly sounds better than "stinky NEET".

That still sounds better than "Ferret Molester."

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I looked up the number and it looks like it's in use by someone completely unrelated to the company. The company doesn't exist anymore, and the website is down, I only found the number by looking at an archive of the website from 2020. There is a linkedin page for the company, however I don't have linkedin premium or linkedin plus, so I can't click on any of the profiles. Also everyone on there shows up as "Linkedin Member" for me because they're out of my group or whatever.

I'll drop the link for it. You have to be logged in to view it unfortunately.
https://www.linkedin.com/company/eagle-research-group-inc./people/

The page you see on LinkedIn is not a "real" page. It seems to be an automated listing managed by LinkedIn.

There still seem to be 16 people who have not changed their place of employment information, though. Could be unemployed, or dead accounts. I doubt this will be helpful, but just in case. Most notable titles being "Cyber Security Specialist", and "Nuclear safety specialist".

Spoiler: People

 

[LGTV]

Popped into his stream for a bit, and was greeted by this clip. Isn't this a felony? and Maldy's just laughing it off.

Also came across a message in real time that the mods deleted and then banned him for.

04:06 thanagalol: Did you purchase your "popularity?" How the hell does anyone find you anything other than an annoying skinny incel - blows my mind (banned)

I also find it hilarious that his TTS voice changed because of google and everyone is complaining about it. Instead of Maldy doing something about it he just continues on with it.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad
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This nigger calls everything Kony 2012 and then tries to explain KONY 2012 in the most bullshit way possible.

 

[McSneaks]

He "reported 10,000+ accounts hate raiding us over 3 days"? Was this before or after the 14 hours of videogames?

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad
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"Reddit goes down huge conspiracy rabbit holes they can't be trusted"

Mald: "yea, like KONY2012"
"He was a Ugandan warlord and people thought they were part of a movement to take him down by liking facebook posts"

That's....not a conspiracy it's just something that happened? And you literally said facebook which isn't reddit?


This is instant puzzle solving big brain logic btw

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad
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Woah, first he talks to asmon and now he's sharing internet historian videos? Confirmed NAZI?!

 

[protorua]

Mald be maldin' yet again So sad
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Well it would be easier for them to check the sources if you stopped deleting the Youtube comments and false striking other peoples videos that include them

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

Maldy did not have two pairs. WDYM? Twitch

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Edit: Truly a godlike puzzle solving brain on display.

Tunnel vision. He saw the purple seal and thought to get that tarot card.
Nice gaslighting though JSON. Definitely does not add fuel to the fire, retard.

 

[roach69]

He even names his streams now with "New Player" tag, so no one will talk bout his poor skills

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Popped into his stream for a bit, and was greeted by this clip. Isn't this a felony? and Maldy's just laughing it off.

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"Isn't that le bad?? Erm dude that's a felony using customer PII to list craiglist ads..."
"The gorillion accounts sending me hate are going to get reported to Blizzard AND the FBI."
"Why yes I met up with a minor I employed to create custom furry porn Second Life Models.... I don't see why you think that's relevant, troll."
Jason gonna Jason.

 

[MercuryMan]

He even names his streams now with "New Player" tag, so no one will talk bout his poor skills
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Doesn't he have 3 12+ hour streams of this game?
It only takes a few hours to understand Balatro.
And he's only on red stake difficulty.