David Stebbins v. Joshua Moon and Lolcow LLC. Case: 2:24-CV-00140, Southern District of West Virginia. - Acerthorn sues the Farms

[mindlessobserver]

I have to imagine a magistrate spending this much time and paper on an IFP request is unusual. Stebbins really is his own worst enemy. All he had to do was shut up and sit patiently and he might have snuck in under the radar. But he had to go and do what he always does and harass the judges clerks and then run to the appeals court the moment he doesn't get what he wants.

Which made the judge decide to make him a pet project of his. And he was willing to do it for FREE. Based Jannie Judge.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Do it Jersh...you know you wanna.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The judge also resoundingly rejects the "REEEEE Kiwi Farms bad" non-argument the idiot Tenth Circuit panel wholeheartedly endorsed despite its complete irrelevance to copyright.

The judge also extensively quoted the stuff about “lolcows” twice - i can only read that as the judge subtly calling stebby a fucking retard using his own words.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I have to imagine a magistrate spending this much time and paper on an IFP request is unusual. Stebbins really is his own worst enemy. All he had to do was shut up and sit patiently and he might have snuck in under the radar. But he had to go and do what he always does and harass the judges clerks and then run to the appeals court the moment he doesn't get what he wants.

Which made the judge decide to make him a pet project of his. And he was willing to do it for FREE. Based Jannie Judge.

When your personality is steel nails in a blender, these things tend to happen. Stebbins had absolutely no tact in dealing with this case, he wanted it done NOW NOW NOW. Based Judge wasn't going to deal with a toddler already with a vex lit status.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Kiwis, between the judge awarding legal fees to Josh and Hardin in the Greer case, and what just happened in this case, I'm beginning to doubt my belief that civil court judges exist to enable retards to financially bully people.

I am starting to think this absolutely crazy idea that the USA civil courts can be used as a fair and impartial forum to peacefully resolve disputes between American citizens.

Is this normal?

 

[AnOminous]

the judge went into that, stabby got impatient when the case was stayed and began bothering his clerk and as we know ultimately filed for mandamus. perfect way to get in a judges good graces if you ask me i cant see how that would backfire at all

If you shoot at the king, you'd best not miss.

Stebbins had absolutely no tact in dealing with this case, he wanted it done NOW NOW NOW. Based Judge wasn't going to deal with a toddler already with a vex lit status.

Even Russhole isn't stupid enough to come right out of the gate shooting his cockholster off at the judge.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Kiwis, between the judge awarding legal fees to Josh and Hardin in the Greer case, and what just happened in this case, I'm beginning to doubt my belief that civil court judges exist to enable retards to financially bully people.

I am starting to think this absolutely crazy idea that the USA civil courts can be used as a fair and impartial forum to peacefully resolve disputes between American citizens.

Is this normal?

It's a trap to lure people into thinking they can trust the system, that you even feel this way means the poison is already in your body and it is too late for you.

Even Russhole isn't stupid enough to come right out of the gate shooting his cockholster off at the judge.

You could argue that Russell has more finesse a la holding his hat in his hand and looking at the floor, drooling, 'pwease yo honah, I'm just a pro se person (EN: I will never not love that phrase), I can't do this it's too hard" and the judge did the work for him, but it ends the same way, sanctioned, the courts becoming less and less inclined to put up with them. I guess I took the long way to say a feather touch or a hammer, if you're a retard you still smash the vase.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Even Russhole isn't stupid enough to come right out of the gate shooting his cockholster off at the judge.

Russ at least knows how to get pity. Stebbins doesn't understand even that basic human emotional manipulation tactic. The Turkey just gobbles at you with sheer rage expecting the world on a silver platter.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I have absolutely nothing to say about this case besides lol. That being said, West Virginia is absolutely beautiful and I recommend it as a travel destination. You'll see unrivaled natural beauty and the weirdest fucking people known to man.

 

[Harm]

My favorite part by far was the section detailing how the underlying claim of copyright infringement is bullshit merely intended to chill legally protected criticisms.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

My favorite part by far was the section detailing how the underlying claim of copyright infringement is bullshit merely intended to chill legally protected criticisms.

Are you stating that this based litigator has told Mr. Stebbins that he has no chill in these halls?

 

[AnOminous]

My favorite part by far was the section detailing how the underlying claim of copyright infringement is bullshit merely intended to chill legally protected criticisms.

"You can completely silence your critics and make it illegal to disagree with you with this ONE WEIRD TIP!"

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Those documents made for quite the entertaining read. I could imagine the steam coming out of the Magistrate's ears as he was writing.

FAFO, turkeytard

 

[Magnificent Penis]

Ah of course, I'm dumb. I glossed over the fact he started harassing clerks and filed for a mandamus writ (lmao) I guess that will raise alarms pretty quickly.

 

[reactionary]

You know it's good when a court document reads like a thread OP. I propose "dox[]ing" be added to random.txt.

 

[East_Clintwood]

"You can completely silence your critics and make it illegal to disagree with you with this ONE WEIRD TIP!"

(Biased) Judges (with unclean hands) hate this man.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Hmmm? It's been almost 20 hours since this Judicial smackdoen landed. And the shrieking and Gobbling seems subdued. Normally by now he would have fired off 5 actions to 3 courts referencing serial killers and such in his examples and case law.

I hope Stabby hasn't had a stroke or something? Have there been any reports of horrifying inhuman noises echoing throughout the night in Alabama?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Based Black Magistrate coming through. The determination is particularly venomous and outlines the court's contempt for Stebbins.

I wonder if any of the other people that were affected by the were-turkey and his lolsuits will cover this.

I hope Stabby hasn't had a stroke or something? Have there been any reports of horrifying inhuman noises echoing throughout the night in Alabama?

He's gobbling on moldy hotdogs to calm his nerves. The fillings will continue once all the hotdogs have been gobbled.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

And the shrieking and Gobbling seems subdued. Normally by now he would have fired off 5 actions to 3 courts referencing serial killers and such in his examples and case law.

He is limited by the speed of the postal service.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Hmmm? It's been almost 20 hours since this Judicial smackdoen landed. And the shrieking and Gobbling seems subdued. Normally by now he would have fired off 5 actions to 3 courts referencing serial killers and such in his examples and case law.

I hope Stabby hasn't had a stroke or something? Have there been any reports of horrifying inhuman noises echoing throughout the night in Alabama?

Give it another day or two.