Best foreigner Kiwi Farmer - No DEI faggotry, just international handshakes. No niggers, no Jeets or Mudslimes allowed.

Are you Finnish? I was there when Covid struck and even Santa had to stop working 😭
Yes I am, everything closed, expect the internet. Santa only gave me dying websites as gift in 2019, joined Kiwifarms after looking up Kengle and death spiral of EDF I joined here, in January 2020.
Come by here again! I'll treat you with local sights, markets, museums, that sort of thing.
 
Me from the gook island, but even I found myself appalled by the tremendous power of schizophrenic autism @Starkiller88UnitedOwl9 was displaying back there. Never mind about some rather obscure Mortal Engine books & movie (TV series!), I never knew Socialism-Fascism Coalition was a thing! Let alone some 2012 car accident, Phobos Grunt satellite's failed launch and said coalition were all interrelated with some mediocre Mortal Engine!

>Taking meds is a codenamed "killing yourself"...

I wondered how his then classmates even handle him on regular basis?
 
Yeah, this website is basically Captain Planet, if they fought trannies instead of pollution.
And a "melting pot of friendship" of course.
House of weaponized autism together we laugh at retards, degenerates and phonebook both, collecting chromosomes as if they were pokemon.

Hell, I'd argue that farms has that genuine 90s diversity a la magic school bus going onto magical journeys to discover most autistic creatures on this planet, ham planet, occasional politics, autismo workshop and PE on CD for Microsoft Windows: Kiwifarms activity center!
 
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There aren't many gooks, chinks, or nips here but I appreciate them all as a fellow gook.

I just wish we archived our shit more, we have so much potential lolcows whose notable actions are just simply lost to time, Angry Korean Gamer being one such case.

From what I've seen on the several PG attempts on Chinese lolcows here, it's an untapped gold mine of absolutely unhinged autism or mental illness perfect for lolcowdom - just that most of the threads were written by dumb faggots and either get binned by staff or get lost down the pages.
 
There aren't many gooks, chinks, or nips here but I appreciate them all as a fellow gook.

I just wish we archived our shit more, we have so much potential lolcows whose notable actions are just simply lost to time, Angry Korean Gamer being one such case.

From what I've seen on the several PG attempts on Chinese lolcows here, it's an untapped gold mine of absolutely unhinged autism or mental illness perfect for lolcowdom - just that most of the threads were written by dumb faggots and either get binned by staff or get lost down the pages.
From five years gooks are cockblocked by great firewall only wumao like now banned @MMS China sperged CCP bullshit.
I talked to pre firewall hong Kong Cantonese, intelligent gooks stay off farms, cope with their side of the internet and Orwellian Dystopia my kiwi hong Kong brothers had to go through, I was legit willing to pay and call Finnish embassy to get my Cantonese bro out of there. This was pre handover. All that funny shit you mentioned is locked behind firewall and language barrier. If China was free kiwifarms would bustling, people could shitpost without fear and laugh at lolcows.

Chinese economy is in the shitter, students are left unemployed. I feel for my Canton bros so hard. I've been practically raised around japs, Korean, CCP refugees and Vietnamese even as an adult, I appreciate gooks that treated me like king due to Pinkerton as child to culture, media and tricklets of internet that leaked through when Dial up became a thing.

The thing with 1,2 billion people there's A LOT of retards, both users and cows alike, like you said. I'm not sure if farms could thousands of users when Kiwifarms show up on Baidu with a thread on whatever laughingstock, whenever it's a politician, celeb, a Chris Chan tier NEET.

Imagine for the moment gooks from every ethnic group flooding in after whatever scandal or happening show up on Chinese internet. CCP has paid army of internet jannies to censor and clean up hundreds if not thousands of comments every single day.
 
@MMS China
Oh yeah I legitimately thought that nigger was a Wumao CCP shill when he shat up the 4chan and (I believe also) the Sharty thread with whatever propaganda the state gave him. Definitely not a quality user as one might say

The shitposty Koreans also mostly stay in their lane e.g DCinside and Arcalive, those people you see on 4chan are 99% chance to be foreigners in the country or people using a VPN. Koreans would only know about KF because of Chris or similar big lolcows, and they likely wouldn't sign up here due to the language barrier like you mentioned. I'm sure it's the same situation over in China, Japan, and Taiwan as well.
 
The shitposty Koreans also mostly stay in their lane e.g DCinside and Arcalive, those people you see on 4chan are 99% chance to be foreigners in the country or people using a VPN. Koreans would only know about KF because of Chris or similar big lolcows, and they likely wouldn't sign up here due to the language barrier like you mentioned. I'm sure it's the same situation over in China, Japan, and Taiwan as well.

Like Japanese users put it terms lolcows or any of it's variants lose something in translation, mental imagery or whatnot.
Proverbial milking of cow for it's delicious milkin, Asians in general are lactose intolerant and have more a loggy or troll like approach for their internet laughingstock, celebraties, nationalities and so on for example

Gooks aren't aware of Trump's shenanigans in the west like with japs, young chinks meme him at risk social credit loss. One gook artist made Trump statue wearing Buddhist monks garb with him sitting in meditative pose, in contrast of God Emperor Trump in Spain(?), British Trump baby balloon UK.

I used to play 100% orange juice because it was created by a finn. That game has small Chinese playerbase, in retrospect I find my encounter "I play this game because I want to learn English". I don't know who he was Chinese players were pretty chill for a brief time I played them, then Pandemic hit and Winnie banned private schools from teaching English there's still some Han and Canton bros that tolerate gwailo. Since China has own steam client and play time is restricted, English lessons are cut short and chat is monitored by the state so no chatting over steam client. Judging from that encounter alone there are gooks who want learn. Whoever his handler was had to read all caps PERKELE! and try to understand it.
My gook bros deserve so do all azns in this little farm of ours.
My issue isn't with ethnicity but whatever Orwellian society force to act that way

Speaking of ethic groups
@Mister Baranavichy seem to decent self admitted honest to God self admitted Jungle Bunny, I've studied bit of voodoo and Loa rituals and all just to help the guy for the laughs. He doesn't know his tribe or ancestors so I can't do little deals with the friends that I have on other side to help him out and have a laugh while I'm at it.

Apologies for jannies for multiple tangents and off topic story time being an 5 year oldfag, I was enriched, possible second hand autism and possible retardation.
 
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