Ubisoft Sellout - Bankruptcy Speedrun Any% Thread


Shill Up has an impressions video up after playing several hours of AC:Shadows. Apparently they made Yasuke shit at parkour and stealth. Lol. LMAO even.
But you can still slice apart tiny Japanese men as a 7 foot tall black goliath in combat, right?
Hope someone can mod in hip hop music that plays whenever you enter combat as Yasuke lmfao
 

Shill Up has an impressions video up after playing several hours of AC:Shadows. Apparently they made Yasuke shit at parkour and stealth. Lol. LMAO even.
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Not only can you do that, just like real life there's basically no repercussions for being a violent nigger, as there's no wanted system or anything to punish you for doing so.
So the game is still basically a San Francisco Black-on-Asian crime simulator, it's just not openly advertised as such lmfao
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Shill Up has an impressions video up after playing several hours of AC:Shadows. Apparently they made Yasuke shit at parkour and stealth. Lol. LMAO even.
What a great innovation! Surely two protagonists was an epic megabrain move and not dumb and obnoxious like it was in Liberation (one character, but wearing disguises.)
 
Not only can you do that, just like real life there's basically no repercussions for being a violent nigger, as there's no wanted system or anything to punish you for doing so.
Have they done away with desyncing for killing civilians? Or with the guard alerts for killing guards? Or are you full of shit? I'm not watching the video, honestly can't tell which.
 
Have they done away with desyncing for killing civilians? Or with the guard alerts for killing guards? Or are you full of shit? I'm not watching the video, honestly can't tell which.
He mentions it in the video at ~13:30 if you don't wanna watch the full thing. He kills a random guard/armed dude in the street, and even kills a civilian woman and literally nothing happens.
 
He mentions it in the video at ~13:30 if you don't wanna watch the full thing. He kills a random guard/armed dude in the street, and even kills a civilian woman and literally nothing happens.
you can get away with one or two killings since it's usually accidental in combat or riding horses. try to go on a pumped up kicks spree, however, and your ass is getting desynced.
 
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What a great innovation! Surely two protagonists was an epic megabrain move and not dumb and obnoxious like it was in Liberation (one character, but wearing disguises.)
Having multiple protagonists is either for having the same gender as the player coomer material, or different ways to play the game.

Obviously the former isn't the case, and Ubisoft sandboxes are based on monotonous repetition of tasks so who the fuck would replay it, even if there was different story.

I wouldn't be surprise if the gameplay is still RPG stats that if are too low makes it impossible to kill an enemy.
 
you can get away with one or two killings since it's usually accidental in combat or riding horses. try to go on a pumped up kicks spree, however, and your ass is getting desynced.
Usually you get a warning on the screen for accidentally killing a civilian but not in this game apparently.
 
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Maybe Nao gets desynced but Kang Kong can kill as many civilians as he wants because black men facing consequences for their actions is racist and shieeeeeeet
There is apparently a wanted system with bounties and lawmen coming after you, like in RDR, but you can just switch to another character to avoid all consequences. It seems you can literally kill every unarmed woman and peasant farmer you can find as Yasuke without the game giving you a game over for it, then do all the story missions as the female assassin(who plays better anyways).
 
There is apparently a wanted system with bounties and lawmen coming after you, like in RDR, but you can just switch to another character to avoid all consequences. It seems you can literally kill every unarmed woman and peasant farmer you can find as Yasuke without the game giving you a game over for it, then do all the story missions as the female assassin(who plays better anyways).
can you embowel a bathhouse-geisha with your big ass sword after a visit and steal her money?
 
They were making a game with Ubisoft Reflections, who are also getting cuts. Guess that project, which has been going on for years, is also getting canned. Lol, or maybe its done.

Anyways, Leamington Spa is one of those rat nests that attracts game companies through tax breaks. No real talent there. Nice Roman baths though, would love to visit sometime.
 
Apparently they made Yasuke shit at parkour and stealth. Lol. LMAO even.
You left out the best part of this amazing galaxy-brained decision. Not only have they nerfed/removed Yasuke's ability to do assassin shit in Assassin's Creed, they haven't done anything to re-tool the game to accommodate it. The towers to sync the map are still in the game, but Yasuke can't climb them so you need to switch to Naoe and sit through a loading screen, sync the tower, then switch back to Yasuke again through another loading screen. Every single time.

'Not a problem,' you might say, 'I'll just play the whole game as the ninja chick'. BZZT, wrong! Even though you can play the whole game as either character, some missions have boss fights at the end but they've done nothing to give you stealth options when playing as Naoe, who hits significantly weaker and dies much faster.

Ubisoft is going backwards. This game is making fundamental design mistakes I haven't seen since the PS1.
 
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