My thoughts will appear like (This), actions and names appear like This:
Midori: Remember: This is a RAP BATTLE! That means NO WEAPONS! (Well I mean, I'm pretty sure they know a rap battle doesn't need weapons, and if they don't, they're idiots.)
Midori: That means YOU Ayano...
Ayano: Huh?
Midori: Drop 'em! (Fuck, Midori found out Ayano's secrets. Midori, don't host a rap battle, call the police.)
Ayano: Ugh, fine. Drops weapons.
Midori: ALL of them... Ayano drops the rest. Alright! (Why was this necessary, I just wasted 16 seconds of my life watching this intro.)
Rap battle opening, music starts, and names are announced.
Osana: Oh look, it's you: The freak of the school!
The one who thinks that stalking my senpai is cool... (So, she found out? I mean, Ayano is a shitty stalker but damn, for someone as dense as Osana to find out...)
Listen up! I only have one thing to say:
Senpai would choose me over you any day! (I bet Osana thinks being a nuisance is attractive to people. She's like the gender bent version of a "Nice Guy." )
You sneak around when you think nobody sees you.
I'll let you out on a secret: We all know you do! (Probably because the stealth in this game is shitty as fuck. There's pretty much just open space. Also, the flow is so off. There's like so many pauses in order for the line to match up with the beat. They either change speed or make random pauses, something most decent battle raps don't do and when they do, they do it well.)
Like, OH MY GOD! Yan-Chan why can't you see? (Sounds like something the average teen girl would say. I mean, I'm surprised Alex knows that considering all the anime he watches usually don't have girls alike to real ones.)
You'll never get Senpai! He belongs to ME! (Y'know, not a lot of insults. "You suck at stalking and I'm better than you." No clever puns or digs, just that.)
Ayano: Every time you flap your lips is another brain cell fizzing out!
I swear on my Senpai... That I will knock you OUT! (Ayano, you sure your brain cells aren't fizzing out. I mean, you literally just rhymed out... with out. So smart.)
You swing your hips and pout your lips and think you're being sly
When you hide your precious feelings about "LOVING" Senpai. (Fuck, even YandereDev knows Osana is an idiotic bitch. If only he'd change it.)
Do you even really love him? You don't act like you do!
You whine all the time and place the spotlight on you. (Y'know, I hate when creators of anything address an issue with their creation as a joke or something, but never actually fix said problem. Osana doesn't act like she loves Senpai (Or at least, doesn't do so in a way that a Tsundere should.), and instead of improving said issue, YandereDev uses it as a punchline and says, "It's alright now! I understand it's an issue, but won't change it.")
"You always keep me waiting!" Yeah, THAT will get his love...
I'd give him more affection than he could ever dream of! (I guess I wanna address the issues with the characters. Many have said it, and I'll repeat it. YandereDev got the idea of a Tsundere and a Yandere wrong. If Osana is a true Tsundere, she would act tough but deep inside have a soft side. The difference is, Osana is a total bitch to Senpai and seems like a total bitch to everyone. And Yanderes aren't "Shy." If Ayano's really a Yandere, she wouldn't be just killing off rivals. She'd be fucking kidnapping Senpai and shit. Ayano's just a psychopath. If she were a Yandere, she'd be giving that affection (In the form of giving Senpai her hair n' shit.).
Osana: Hah! You squirm around when he's five feet away!
He tells me all the time, "She's acting kind of strange!"
If you think I'll let you have him then you BETTER think TWICE.
It doesn't take long before I STOP BEING NICE! (Not long after this, Osana became a psychopath who killed kittens and made snuff films for the brother of some delinquent. Quite sad, really.)
Ayano: Do you REALLY think you scare me? I know what keeps you up at night.
If you want to make this BLOODY, I've been ITCHING for a FIGHT. (I apologize for the random capitalization of words, it's what the lyrics in the video do. I swear, they capitalize any word with at least a tiny bit of emphasis. )
I'll tranq you and tie you to a chair and break your MIND!
Or maybe I'll just STAB you... Yeah, that'd be fine~ (Y'know, I'm pretty sure threats like these are a concern to school faculty. I'm pretty sure saying all this shit would get punishment from the unfinished counselor. Whatever, logic in a rap battle doesn't make sense. Also, the word stab wasn't said with like, any emphasis. I swear, they just capitalize any word that seems "threatening.")
Osana: You don't scare me!
Ayano: I can though~ (I swear, they keep using the ~ with an attempt to make Ayano seem threatening. If you need to resort to a ~ (Which basically means, in my eyes, a "sing-songy" sort of voice.) to make your character seem psychotic or threatening, you can't make a good psychotic or threatening character.)
Osana: Hah! What do you know?
Ayano: I KNOW (MORE. RANDOM. CAPITALIZATIONS.) that you should probably keep an eye on your BENTO~ (Why would she need to keep an eye on it, now that it's already poisoned? Also, good job revealing you're about to embarrass/kill her.)
Osana: What the-!? It's poisoned!? That bento was for Senpai! (Doesn't Senpai have an actual name? Y'know, besides "Self-Insert-of-Alex-Mahan.")
Ayano: I'll let you give him gifts when fat PIGS FLY!
Osana: Senpai will NEVER love you! You're WEIRD and you're a FREAK!
Ayano: I don't think he'll complain... When he gets me in the sheets~ (Rhyming "freak" with "sheets.")
Osana: GRR- AYANO!
Ayano: Osana!
Osana: You know what?! THAT'S IT!
I'll put you in your place! (Oh shit, the gloves are coming off.)
Ayano: Heh, come at me BITCH! (Rhyming "it" with "bitch.")
Why did I watch this?
