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Staph truly has to be the most socially unaware and ignorant "person" ever. I don't know what her bio-parents consumed during her conception and gestation, but it was absolutely devastating....
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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AfghanBlue
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Jesus christ.
So other people are now aware of the weapon brandishing situ?
Let's see how that situation ends up curing next time matey gets on a mad one.
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This is definitely another one of those times where her bougie white-lady-in-the-suburbs shows through. HOMELESS! Her???!! IMAGINE!
Like gee, Stapphy, you're a greasy, hairy, unkempt fattie and look like you got dressed drunk after waking up in a Goodwill donation bin. You're out skulking around in shit weather, probably yarbling or otherwise muttering to yourself in what sounds like gibberish for those not hip to a Rammstein song or whatever the latest sacred hymn was, and trying to set shit on fire.
Ironically enough, whoever called the cops about a seemingly schizophrenic hobo out in the cold probably has more sympathy for the homeless than our esteemed Community Organizer and Champion of the Brown.
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Based. I wish Papa Frig would copypasta that to her.
@Chromeo if you have time and feel so inclined, pretty please can we have a sulky Spudlet adventure portraying the none flag burning event?
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Let's follow the thought pattern of "Bob," an Endicott local who sees Staph in public.
Bob sees a fat little hairy person who looks uncanny-valley enough to trip the "something is wrong here" sensor in his lizard brain. Bob's seen this person before - they had weird marks on their face and were banging on some circle while wearing a giant heavy coat. Today, the pint-sized oddity is holding a flag that Bob surmises they have stolen from someone's house, and the diminutive weirdo is attempting to light the flag on fire. They're doing a bad job at it, reminding Bob of when his little nephew first attempted to light a fire in Cub Scouts, but less charming and more clumsy.
Clearly, Bob thinks, this person is not well enough to be able to hold down a job. They can't be living in a house or apartment that they are paying rent or mortgage on, because this strange little hobbit is obviously too mentally ill to work. It's pretty universally accepted that flag-burning is an extreme and inappropriate thing to be doing, and publicly playing a musical instrument poorly while hollering gibberish is usually the sign of someone who is short a few crayons in the box. Also, the hobbit is wandering around during working hours.
Bob also notices a conspicuous lack of caretaker around the stumpy stinker. No responsible and sane person, Bob muses, would possibly allow this individual to go out in public unattended and do this kind of crazy nonsense. If the goblin is living with family or in a group home, someone would have stopped the diminutive dimwit from doing such behavior (and would probably have dressed them like a functioning human and not a hobo who just escaped from middle school special ed).
Therefore, Bob concludes, this person must be a homeless person in the middle of a mental health crisis, and not the kind of person who needs to be waving around something that is on fire.
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Admitting to my age, but remember when we used to call them "bag ladies?" That's pretty much her phenotype.
Back in the 1960s, before psyops convinced everyone with drive to take drugs and ruminate, protesters dressed up to lend gravitas to their cause. If a normie sees the cops beating up a bunch of squares who look a lot like you, or are at least wearing the "adult" uniform, it registers more than people covered in facepaint with signs that you have to be part of an ingroup to understand.
Anyway, if Stephanie wants to make it clearer that she's a warrior-poet and not an aging sped, she should make some flyers or pamphlets to hand out, or order some business cards with a QR code. If you have to spell your URL to people one-on-one, you're never going to win any souls.
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Imagine being this disconnected from reality that she’s setting fire to a flag on a windy day when the other coast has been destroyed by fires and high winds. She’s so unaware.
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Given that homeless people starting fires in high wind is the source of the California wildfires I'd call the cops too.
Arkin O'Brien
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The Adventures of Spudlet is one of the best parts of this thread
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Peepeepoopoo Witch
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Her ass isn't flat enough to be accurate, ngl. (I still love all your Spudlet drawings though.)
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Cops showing up on a report of some homeless weirdo burning a flag is the best possible outcome. Thank you based Lolki for tipping them off.
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I love you. And I love Spudlet. Thank you for the treat!
And we got a Spudlet on it, it's a shiny!
Lolkiwi is definitely our guy, sorry Staph, it's canon now.
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Release the footage, Steph.
We know you recorded it because everything you do is performative. I need to hear the police talk to you like you’re a toddler with a lighter.
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happy 1700 fucking pages, this is the perfect way to start it. there's just so many layers to this scenario. she really does think cops want to round up trans people and put them in cages. this is the halloween cop freakout for the modern age. can it go in the OP?
does she mean sigyn the cat or sigyn the god? sigyn the cat doesn't give a shit about her neck, but it'd be hilarious if staph thought she did.
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Long time lurker, page 1700 looks like a great place to cross the threshold. I'm shocked Staph was able to have an interaction with the police and not immediately assume the role of victim. She is missing out on high value oppression points.
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"A nosedive"? Lmao okay you malingering, victimhood-worshipping embarrassment. I don't doubt that as she approaches 40 she is starting to feel her health deteriorate following a few years of testosterone abuse, letting her teeth rot, and melting into her recliner getting fat as all fuck. That being said, she's spent so much time oversharing all kinds of very personal, embarrassing information about her health (both real and fake) that it's impossible to take any of it seriously. Staph has spent her whole life playing the tard card to escape responsibility, so anytime she isn't getting her way or wants attention she defaults to "muh condishuns" like being a crackbaby retard with a hormone imbalance makes you an authority on fucking anything.
We don't talk enough about the fact that Staph is the last person who ever should've been exposed to the social work mind virus, and probably not therapy either. She's the kind of shameless, retarded, entitled narcissist who took away nothing from the course besides new ways to weaponize crybully techniques against people, all the social services that can be abused most easily, and a delusional overestimation of her knowledge.
Lol so you were malding over Tiktok being banned, but you can't just appreciate the fact that it wasn't, because the one who brought it back was the Bad Orange Man. So you'll stop using it anyway because it has Trump cooties now.
I should have guessed.Civilized human beings, understandably, tend to have a really hard time with the idea that a person would routinely go weeks or months without bathing just because they can't be arsed, then freely mill around in public smelling like absolute shit with no self consciousness whatsoever. They just can't imagine anyone chooses that, so they naturally assume that anyone with this level of stank must have no consistent access to running water and functional indoor plumbing. Assuming that the severely hygiene-challenged are homeless is actually giving humanity far too much credit... most of the time, they're not, they're just fucking gross.
Actually, they're also being extremely charitable by seeing Staph flail around like a retard talking to an invisible audience attempting to burn stuff and assuming she is an unmedicated schizophrenic. Lol nah, just a desperate stunt orchestrated by an attention-starved fucktard trying to bait engagement on social media.
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Happy 1700 pages! Here's to another 1700!!
