Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Dude Snakes]

I'm a OG g1 nigga. I probably know Craig's lore better than anyone in this thread.

His "award show" is still lame and cringe. Charging money to vote is ridiculous. I hate the word "grift" but this is grift. The "worst journo" award is such a circle jerk. I just find it bizarre how someone can pivot to becoming an low hanging fruit anti-SJW reaction-tuber ~10 years post-GamerGate. It's old. All of this on repeat. Alyssa Mercante too. Every character in this soap opera is a knock-off imitation of things that happened 10 years ago. There's zero irony or self-awareness.

Craige seems like a decent guy, he has a wife and at least 1 kid that makes him a better adjusted person than Alyssa is. I was watching his stream today and I was annoyed in him claiming the Game Award are not antiwoke. His co-host Blabs speaks off the cuff and seems more based than him.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

When's Smash JT going to counter-sue Alyssa Mercante with the money raised? At least he knows what a lolsuit is.
Smash JT - Alyssa Mercante Just Accidently DESTROYED Her Own Lawsuit
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[Oliver Onions]

Woke games and studios closed because of C-suite executives, not wokeness from stunning & brave devs, according to Alyssa. She even blogged about it

Why does it have to be one or the other? Executives are the reason why this woke slop is allowed to be produced, either through negligence, genuine belief in the merits of DEI, or a desire for that sweet Blackrock money.

It's all trash and I hope Ubisoft burns to the ground taking every genderspecial employee and handmaiden with it.

 

[Tom Honks]

Violent extremist websites?

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

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"waaahhh the far-right Nazis on K*wiFarms are making crude sexual content about me!!!!!111!!" Bitch, you post a pic of your ass every other day.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Did she walk off the set of a Facial Abuse shoot?

 

[Drama Trauma]

YouTubers like her arch nemesis Smash JT = Hate & Harassment Campaign that steals your money. Also, GreenEggzAndCam is a beta male that simps for Alyssa Mercante.
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Woke games and studios closed because of C-suite executives, not wokeness from stunning & brave devs, according to Alyssa. She even blogged about it on her Patreon.
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Spoiler: The most terrifying "COME WATCH ME ON TWITCH" Alyssa Mercante selfie ever made

I warned you.
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Crackhead vibes:

 

[Judge Holden]

"Live in Milwaukee rn, gonna be talking about...."

"No Skankchild, you are not being paid to talk. That is simply a delusion. Enjoy Penis."

 

[PunkinMan]

Snip

I genuinely thought this image was edited/photoshopped to make her look more awful than she looks.

 

[AnOminous]

I genuinely thought this image was edited/photoshopped to make her look more awful than she looks.

All that nonstop lunacy takes a lot out of a middle aged crack ho.

"waaahhh the far-right Nazis on K*wiFarms are making crude sexual content about me!!!!!111!!" Bitch, you post a pic of your ass every other day.

"Put your clothes back on for Christ's sake you fugly ho" is not crude sexual content.

 

[Judge Holden]

Honestly I dont think I have ever seen a biological woman more needing of the ole Peterson advice of "wash your penis" than this boring ass old lady.

Go take a fucking shower or twelve, eat some fucking fresh fruit and vegetables a couple weeks instead of whatever slop you get doordashed to your hovel, maybe try out some light walking or jogging workouts a while, perhaps a haircut that doesnt make you look like an Arizona Lot Lizard circa 1962, and then get back to us to resume your attention whore schtick. We got a whole roster of fuglies and uglies desperately competing for our attention out there so at least try to not be actively unpleasant to look at.

 

[Dude Snakes]

All that nonstop lunacy takes a lot out of a middle aged crack ho.

"Put your clothes back on for Christ's sake you fugly ho" is not crude sexual content.

She is aging like milk in the sun.

 

[Judge Holden]

She is aging like milk in the sun.

As we are the closest thing to fans....and odds are the closest thing to friends she has, we should do the sneedful and create our own Al Bundy style list of things to make her look and feel more attractive

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

She is aging like milk in the sun.

If you peel the rancid skin off you will find a rotting molasse underneath.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Oopsie doodles.
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[Gobermental Supervisor]

Oopsie doodles.
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"I want to be left alone, here look at this picture of my ass and if you want to see more, pay me on Patreon!"
"I am being harassed and sexually assaulted via the internet, I am a victim and being sexualized by the chuds!"
"The harassment is too much I need to go protected and chill in my safe space! Please give me money so I can defend myself against them in court!"

Repeat ad nauseam.

 

[stupid frog]

Why hasn't anyone shopped her into Joker makeup yet, I tried but I'm too dumb.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Oopsie doodles.
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Sounds like she wanted a break.
EDIT: And she sounds triggered over JayViper and how her life is "ruined".

 

[Moist Boys]

Why hasn't anyone shopped her into Joker makeup yet, I tried but I'm too dumb.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You beat me by seconds.

*golf clap*

I spent way too long on this and I didn't even do it right, I'm so sorry kiwis.