DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cheesy Cukes]

I was thinking a bit about how Phil’s strict parents possibly fucked him up into always making excuses for things, nothing I could do etc and it made me think…

All that work being strict parents to an only son just to get fuckin ignored until you’re needed as an ATM. They must be so ashamed of Phil.

Uhhhhh, first of all, his parents get to brag about their celebrity son's 15 year legacy and his successful business. THEN they get to discuss him having a wife, a child, and authentic-style meals cooked at home sometimes.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Hit the goal and DSP will show you his underwear. Also he got high end boxer briefs with some bamboo or some shit idk this dude needs money bad.

 

[FormerPro]

I really hope Phil tries to mislead his boomer parents into believing he's some important, respected online figure doing meaningful content that touches people only for them to turn on his stream one day and see him begging for money to eat Popeyes or show his underpants.

 

[neger psykolog]

Question: if DSP is really racist against asians (note: pandalee is not asian plus also him claiming to be the best "american player" of super street fighter 2 turbo as well as whatever other incidents that indicate this)... how come street fighter was his favorite game?
Is he not aware it was designed by asians?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He admitted he moved the wrestling show to the late stream to get the Kino dents to watch him. Lmao

Does Phil even realize that the Kino dents don't like him? I know he's only after one or two "ironic" whales to get by, but surely he must be aware by now that they don't really think he's the "King" and that they always found him to be a joke. On that note, he hasn't been on Kino Casino's chat, hasn't he? I'm curious what was said about him the last few times he was there

 

[Kane lives in death]

Apparently he got a bunch of underwear that is themed around the days of the week, so each day you wear a different one.
That must be his autism wet dream, its like his stream schedule, but for the underwear!
He must reach the goals before showing them ofc, onlyfans arc is going full speed ahead and it cant be stopped.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Does Phil even realize that the Kino dents don't like him? I know he's only after one or two "ironic" whales to get by, but surely he must be aware by now that they don't really think he's the "King" and that they always found him to be a joke. On that note, he hasn't been on Kino Casino's chat, hasn't he? I'm curious what was said about him the last few times he was there

Tbh the Kino dents are ‘tards that will follow anyone with right leaning view points. That’s the reason why Phil went into right leaning shit to milk them dry. However, I think some of them either really distaste him or found out about the LGBT slide he had and disown him ‘cause almost all of them are gone now (besides DJTrumpReal)
Phil was a mod in their chat. He even begged people to come to his political stream while he was mod. I think he got his mod taken away once someone offer Kino money to do so

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

This podcast is over 2 hours long, he really hates playing actual games these days, doesn't he!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This podcast is over 2 hours long, he really hates playing actual games these days, doesn't he!

That’s why he really like the political shit. He just have to look up some random shit on Twitter and vomit it back up and people payed for this low effort . Hell, when he’s one the wrestling show he hardly talk. He just sit there and wait for donos. He’s an old man who hate games and just want the money. He’s kind of like a teacher who first started out loving his job until a few years, then he hates it.

 

[Digger10]

Since the ppp grill phil segments are probably the closet thing we'll get to another dsp interview anytime soon, what other topics should ppp press him on next?

I'd like to see him do something like play clips of Phil ranting about Keemstar and contrast them with clips of when Phil actually talked to Keemstar and ask him why he's such a bitch when he directly interacts with people he hates.

 

[Corpun]

That dust buster segment and parading around his newest shiny toy he won't ever fucking lose. Good Lord above he is insane. Also it's amazing he's been a proud cat owner for how many years now and not once knew cats hate loud noises. That fucking house must be filthy if he's never noticed Jasper GTFO of the room when the vacuum is being run once a year.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

Apparently he got a bunch of underwear that is themed around the days of the week, so each day you wear a different one.
That must be his autism wet dream, its like his stream schedule, but for the underwear!
He must reach the goals before showing them ofc, onlyfans arc is going full speed ahead and it cant be stopped.

It's getting weird. This segment was preceded by what is now becoming a regular sock segment, where he shows off his feet from different angles. Why is he doing this? It's not normal and there is no meme that he is leaning into. Once or twice might be excused by autism, but it's getting creepily predictable. It reminds me of how Eugenia Cooney gets tipped to move heavy objects around her room for struggle fetishists.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Question: if DSP is really racist against asians (note: pandalee is not asian plus also him claiming to be the best "american player" of super street fighter 2 turbo as well as whatever other incidents that indicate this)... how come street fighter was his favorite game?
Is he not aware it was designed by asians?

I personally don't think he's actually racist against asians, his idiotic moments stem from ignorance, stereotypes, and a lack of understanding in humor, what makes something funny as opposed to disrespectful & stupid.

If he was, I doubt he would have defended Derich to the degree he displayed throughout these years. But that's only one example, ultimately I can't see him hating a specific race, just specific individuals if they wrong him in a particular way.

 

[Pargon]

That’s why he really like the political shit. He just have to look up some random shit on Twitter and vomit it back up and people payed for this low effort . Hell, when he’s one the wrestling show he hardly talk. He just sit there and wait for donos. He’s an old man who hate games and just want the money. He’s kind of like a teacher who first started out loving his job until a few years, then he hates it.

DSP is every bloated 56-year old man talking too much shit one too many times to the wrong person on the wrong topic, throwing a few shoves, insisting on taking things outside, throwing a clumsy haymaker and taking a hook to the temple, getting immediately knocked the fuck out and then pissing himself.

In all of human history. In either direction.

 

[Kier Starmer]

That was one of his weirdest streams; we are getting to this weird RTU larp quicker by the day. Showing boxers and feet is legit fetish-tier shit and that with the findom shit is just weird. When asked about the mic being phallic too he was caught in a loop and struggled to respond. It does not help that Phil outright looks like a pedophile with a weird jabber jaw reference. The pre-streams are just pure mental illness now.

It is getting a bit too much.

 

[Digger10]

also him claiming to be the best "american player" of super street fighter 2 turbo

That's less likely to be because of racism and more just Phil trying to make it seem like a greater accomplishment than it actually was. Instead of saying "fourth placed player", he says "top American player".

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That's less likely to be because of racism and more just Phil trying to make it seem like a greater accomplishment than it actually was. Instead of saying "fourth placed player", he says "top American player".

Which begs the question why not just say best player outside of Japan?

 

[LifeAlert]

He must reach the goals before showing them ofc, onlyfans arc is going full speed ahead and it cant be stopped.

It seems we arrived here much sooner than anticipated. I thought it would take at least a couple months but we went from socks to underwear in about a week. He really needs that money, dood!

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

I'd like to suggest a new poll: Will DSP do OnlyFans in 2025?

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Question: if DSP is really racist against asians (note: pandalee is not asian plus also him claiming to be the best "american player" of super street fighter 2 turbo as well as whatever other incidents that indicate this)... how come street fighter was his favorite game?
Is he not aware it was designed by asians?

It's phil, it's safe to assume it's an incredibly shallow and petty reason. probably blames the entire race for not coming 1st in evo. if not, then it probably goes way back to some asian kid making fun of his misshapen head in elementary school or something.