DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Kier Starmer]

@BlastMonk For The past few weeks he has been progressively more mush mouth and doddery. Just look at his reaction speed when that Mic stand goes down. It took seconds to register and he has slipped up so much in his lies. The gifts not being gifts the day before even.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

How long till Phil realizes he could stream himself sleeping to avoid having to play games? I mean, his dents will pay for any dumb goal, so why even wasting time on real content? Adter he wakes up, he can then gove shout-outs and he has the rest of the fay to play WWE Champions, eat, watch wrestling and drink gin. Only fixed streams are level one podcasts (because he needs somebody to complain to) and triple P.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How long till Phil realizes he could stream himself sleeping to avoid having to play games?

I was under the impression that this was already the case whenever he played a Yakuza game.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

very odd that he has never once mentioned being hungover, I suspect a lot of the times he claims to be sick are probably just that.

His headaches due to brain-swelling sound like being hung-over.

 

[BlastMonk]

His headaches due to brain-swelling sound like being hung-over.

No you fucking MORAN. Phils headaches are caused by his brain literally being pushed aganist his skull. Thats what headaches are STUPID. Fucking morons man, get banned.
Phil said this one time, 100% he's having a terible hangover those days. Also why he wants greasy fast food everyday.

 

[Coke Zero]

Since the ppp grill phil segments are probably the closet thing we'll get to another dsp interview anytime soon, what other topics should ppp press him on next? I think ppp has actually been doing pretty good so far but I feel like it will get stale soon unless someone with a deep understanding of phil lore gives him more ideas.

Personally I think ppp should go into the bank leaks/identity theft next and have phil walk us through that again, specifically the question I have is what exactly did the banks do to help with the identity theft issue without a police report? And why did phil even care about the leaked account transactions at all if they werent his?

Also I didnt see it discussed here yet or maybe I missed it but last time steve cambian was on kino casino they mentioned they're working on a steve interview with phil but it sounds like phil is giving him the runaround trying to weasel out of it. I could see why phil wouldn't want to do the interview, because steve would absolutely cook him, but I wonder if phil would sour the relationship with ppp by continually blowing off steve or will he eventually give in and do it if ppp keeps pushing him.

 

[FarageSmile 2.0]

This all is like watching a sitcom where every character involved is extremely unlikeable. The show is in the later seasons now, it has already jumped the shark, and all the characters have devolved into parodies of themselves as the writers lack the talent to make them more nuanced.

Phil said the quiet part out loud yesterday. I don't think it got the attention it properly deserved here either. During the Dark Souls run, he didn't just put Dark Souls on the chopping block, he alluded to gameplay in it's entirety being put on the chopping block. This last season has been wild as we have seen almost every single lie of Phil's exposed and now him being a "hardcore gamer who loves gaming", which we all knew was a lie, is finally being 100% put to bed. He has been trying for YEARS to pivot away from gaming with different gimmicks that have all failed. Now he is going to just wage quit gaming all together as he openly said the podcast makes more money. Bold strategy cotton, lets see how it pans out.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and that has been the case here with Reeeanna as others have mentioned. Remember, she copyright struck Tervin on her own free will a long time ago when he did his marathon of her content. Her gaming content was ass because she had no personality. Her soap was fucking terrible. She was just as bad as Phil. She stuck with him for years when he was able to afford to bankroll her housewife, Etsy business side hustle life style that she wanted. The dream died and she left him. It wasn't because she woke up to him being an asshole after all the years. The gravy boat sank and she fled that bitch like the Titanic. It doesn't make her a good person or virtuous, she is still a terrible person. She just made Phil spiral for a time which makes people happy to see. My hope is that we finally get a drunk tell all stream from Phil where he exposes everything about her. If Ashton wants to be useful, he can grill Phil about that one.

Khet only exists to flex on the forever alone virgins. That is it. She is the mid show replacement actress that nobody likes. Yes, she had a terrible upbringing but she is still an adult and can make her own decisions. What little we know about her past is that she has used people to get ahead and my hope for the remainder of this season is that she continues to make a mockery of Phil's life. She already became the Hindenburg. She already does nothing around the house. I am waiting for her to divorce Phil and then use all of the times Phil has said "Kat told me this would be a good idea" to help claim that she made a meaningful contribution to the business and secures a greater amount of alimony. The amount of salt will be glorious.

The show has been long in the tooth for some time now. I think we need to approach the final season. Just my take though.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

what other topics should ppp press him on next?

Something soft: asking about why is it a reward to watch him eat and why the dents have to pay while he's giving them the reward.

Something hard: pressing him about being supported by only 2-3 dents or how he basically commited fraud during his bankrupty lying about the 5k monthly expense.

Watching Phil itemise his expenses would be legit funny

will he eventually give in and do it if ppp keeps pushing him.

Phil has proven multiple times he'll put his principles asside to please triple P (that's how my mom-wife calls him). So it's only a matter of time before Kylo Dent gets his interview

 

[strandedcastaway]

All of that is true, but the fact remains:

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

By no means was Kat ever a catch, obviously now she's not. But, Phil got in there at warp speed and locked her down. He also cucked Subaru Jeff who amogs Phil to hell and back.

Vulnerable stupid women, he lured them with money... bottom line, Phil got the women.

My point was that using money to get vulnerable, stupid women isn't much of an accomplishment.

And when Phil had out-of-his-league Leanna, he didn't even want to touch her. So he "pulled her" for what reason?

He should have "pulled" John Rambo instead, at least Phil would have enjoyed it.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

This all is like watching a sitcom where every character involved is extremely unlikeable. The show is in the later seasons now, it has already jumped the shark, and all the characters have devolved into parodies of themselves as the writers lack the talent to make them more nuanced.

It's Always Sunny in Renton

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Revisionist history. People might think this because all you see of Leanna today are pictures of her cleavage and pictures have no sound. Literally no one thought this back then.

What? It was obvious from the Valentine's Day video that Leanna was well out of his league. Along with looking like Phil's daughter, but that's another topic.

 

[Pargon]

What? It was obvious from the Valentine's Day video that Leanna was well out of his league. Along with looking like Phil's daughter, but that's another topic.

I think you need to consider what percentage of the KF userbase would be down with making the two-backed beast with someone who sounds like Linda from Bob’s Burgers.

Go ahead. Imagine her o-sound.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

I think you need to consider what percentage of the KF userbase would be down with making the two-backed beast with someone who sounds like Linda from Bob’s Burgers.

Go ahead. Imagine her o-sound.

Hey im here to razz DSP not have a boner

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He admitted he moved the wrestling show to the late stream to get the Kino dents to watch him. Lmao

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I got the impression, from the last "Grill Phil" segment, that PPP talks to him in advance about the topics that will be discussed. Because of this, I can see Phil objecting to topics like the bank leaks, identity theft, the incel manifesto, Fat Khet, and Liana.

 

[Balr0g]

He admitted he moved the wrestling show to the late stream to get the Kino dents to watch him. Lmao

He is the only one who streams right? Trtiple P (that's what the forum calls him) is only a guest right? But what will actually change? Or are their dents usually active later?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He is the only one who streams right? Trtiple P (that's what the forum calls him) is only a guest right? But what will actually change? Or are their dents usually active later?

Yeah, their dents are usually active much later.

 

[00R-Gundam]

If this keeps up we will have "walking around the house streams" or if things get super dire he will attach a camera to himself and walk around the neighborhood with text to speech on.

Dents literally paying a fat polack to do everyday things that we mature adults do for free to survive.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He is the only one who streams right? Trtiple P (that's what the forum calls him) is only a guest right? But what will actually change? Or are their dents usually active later?

Yeah, the Kino dents usually come later. He’s still crying over the fact that cardiomegaly PPP (that’s what his cardiologist calls him) takes half the stream donos. I think that’s why Kino is doing anything with him anymore. Milk their dents for extra money

 

[dent_whisperer]

You’re absolutely right. I just wanted to point out that something so mundane as not actively choosing to save a few bucks shows his whole philosophy on money. We’re talking about someone that didn’t know what a ‘rainy day fund’ meant, after all.

As if that hasn't been well documented over tens of thousands of forum posts.