DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
That's not someone good with women. It's someone empty who drains the few women who can stand to be with them.
All of that is true, but the fact remains:

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

By no means was Kat ever a catch, obviously now she's not. But, Phil got in there at warp speed and locked her down. He also cucked Subaru Jeff who amogs Phil to hell and back.

Vulnerable stupid women, he lured them with money... bottom line, Phil got the women.
 
All of that is true, but the fact remains:

Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.

By no means was Kat ever a catch, obviously now she's not. But, Phil got in there at warp speed and locked her down. He also cucked Subaru Jeff who amogs Phil to hell and back.

Vulnerable stupid women, he lured them with money... bottom line, Phil got the women.
It's easy to get women of questionable morality if you offer to pay their way. Phil could never get a woman who respects herself. He has no business handing out dating advice.

his mic arm came undone.
Droopy mic arms and droopier moobs.
 
The Tech Support Chill Podcast is so fun that it can even make the mic sleep

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Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.
Some dumb jobless white trash teenager with fucked up teeth isn't out of DSP's league just because she had a sexdrive and wasn't fat. He was making insane money at that time, had his own house and vehicle too.

Glad Leanna got out but let's be reasonable here.
 
Was browsing Steam and noticed Dark Souls is 50% off. Phil paid full price for it less than a month ago.

Money well spent, huh?
To be fair, Phil saving another 50% on one game is small potatoes relative to the absolutely insane spending he’s done in the last few months. It’s like saying “damn, bro drowned yesterday in the lake behind his house. Bet he wished I pulled that bucket of water out of it before he went swimming huh?”

I only recently have gotten into a position to be able to save money. I never spent recklessly before, nor have I now since I have money to play with. I literally can’t fathom being as fucking dented with cash as DSP. Nigger treats his velcro wallets like an infinite money glitch that will never go away. He is both legitimately addicted to spending to fill the voids of fulfillment in his life, and has become totally desensitized to the idea of even thinking about a budget.

As always, DSP is his own biggest detractor, and thats ESPECIALLY true in regards to his money management. I am also of the opinion that he put a ton of shit on predatory payment plans last year, and that times might be getting quite a bit tighter soon.

I for one am excited about it.
 
To be fair, Phil saving another 50% on one game is small potatoes relative to the absolutely insane spending he’s done in the last few months. It’s like saying “damn, bro drowned yesterday in the lake behind his house. Bet he wished I pulled that bucket of water out of it before he went swimming huh?”
You’re absolutely right. I just wanted to point out that something so mundane as not actively choosing to save a few bucks shows his whole philosophy on money. We’re talking about someone that didn’t know what a ‘rainy day fund’ meant, after all.
 
Just for fun, watched a bit of the latest Street Fighter Memology video. Phil gets hit, cries "Why did I get hit?!" and you can see the message "counter hit" pop up. Never change Phil. For someone who has been playing Fighting games for an eternity, Phil always manages to astound me with his sheer incompetence mixed with stubbornness.
It's funny how he won't acknowledge how much he just smashes the fight stick, so much so that he's hit the start button way more times than you ever should.
For context, the big rectangle would replicate start, and his inputs are so sloppy he regularly hits it:

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Phil pulled Leanna, who was well out of his league.
Think about anybody you knew at 18 and throw a decision at them that they made at that age say 5 years later. You will usually get a "wtf was I thinking" response. Leanna was annoying as can be back then and I don't see how Phil could date somebody that much younger without the goal of ever fucking, but he did. Absent of that, the fact that he was trying to turn somebody 10 years younger than him into a house wife is beyond weird.
 
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