DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Can anyone link to the earliest clip of the whole trolls had the "blueprints" to my gated community and were planning an Oceans Eleven style heist when I was away saga please? This is something I hear him say fairly often but never recall seeing where it originated but it sounds fucking hilarious.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
Phil found one 17, er 18-year-old immature fan who dropped out of high school, moved her as far away from her family and friends as possible, and bought a bunch of stuff. For whatever reason she was actually attracted to him, so this was his one chance at having an actual relationship. Eventually she grew up, moved on, and has a much better life now as far from Phil as possible.

Phil found a second fan, this time one who had an abusive childhood and was happy to move away from her family and friends. Unlike Leanna, who was practically begging Phil to bend her over, even in the beginning Kat acted disgusted by Phil touching her. When she reappeared in 2024, her time with Phil clearly showed, as she'd doubled in size and had a ridiculous hairstyle (like Phil). Phil talked to her like a child, and they barely seemed to know each other. She works part time and looks very unhealthy. Her reward for dealing with Phil is never getting a honeymoon or even a vacation. She's a low-paid mo-wife whose life has gone from bad to worse since marrying Phil.

That's not someone good with women. It's someone empty who drains the few women who can stand to be with them.
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So it's kinda like abusing a ps1 port of Super Turbo while all the competition isn't around and claim you're good at the game?
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the spoon/KingBeBitch rant

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DSP mentioned this. He definitely reads the forum. Hey faggot, kys!

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he said GRIFTERS a ton of times yesterday, has our king learned a new word?

Sheriff of CWCville said:
I forgot that was a thing that was happening, haven’t heard it mentioned elsewhere. Short summary for an uninformed retard like me pls?
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i heard a troon had a funny meltdown because the evil anti-woke fascists gave him an award
 
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PieceofShet said:
DSP mentioned this. He definitely reads the forum. Hey faggot, kys!

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Here isn't the only place that was talked about. Also you're ignoring the fact that 10 cucks of his are constantly in his chat telling him what the trolls are talking about. You'd be a retard if you think darksydephil would come here and read about people calling him a limp dicked faggot who should kill himself. WHICH IS TRUE, but still...
BlockedByDaylight said:
What are the odds DSP shits on Craig's disastrous live stream for his REAL Game Awards during the podcast today?
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He should because that event is shit and Craig is a scammer. That event is a scam, hands down
The Southwest Strangla said:
He does read his thread. He mention shit like “A-logging” even thought almost no one outside here say it.
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Every new word (grifter, alog) is a term he's adopted from Kino Casino in order to indear himself to them. Also because he thinks it's hip and cool.
 
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Yung Dalph said:
Every new word (grifter, alog) is a term he's adopted from Kino Casino in order to indear himself to them. Also because he thinks it's hip and cool.
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In particular he picked up a-log from AssTonne Porks (Trump signed an Executive Order forcing everyone to call him that) who uses it as a term for any kind of trolling.
 
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Just for fun, watched a bit of the latest Street Fighter Memology video. Phil gets hit, cries "Why did I get hit?!" and you can see the message "counter hit" pop up. Never change Phil. For someone who has been playing Fighting games for an eternity, Phil always manages to astound me with his sheer incompetence mixed with stubbornness.
 
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