Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Charlie Delicious said:
None of these people would get along if they met irl
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It's even better than that because they know the social construct they exist in means they have to have faux solidarity at all times when outside observers are present. In reality, each and every one of these pathetic do-nothings knows that there's a finite supply of grift bucks to go around. Every time Becky e-begs a new toy or lobster meal out of the willing pool of donors, that means Troonshine69 and CockSmoker420 or whatever faggot handle doesn't get the money instead. Secretly they hate each other and are competing at a fundamental level for the zero sum game of donations that exists.

You see it break down in real time when someone like Jake Alley feels like he didn't get to skim enough off of the top and cries abuse.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Becky continues to complain about Big Bad Gamer Bros, despite being in a relationship with three cis male gamers herself.

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She's missing one:

"It's 2018, I'm tweeting about an abuser in the industry who raped me. I will later pretend I said none of this and fake marry him and have his child."
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So now she admits she was fired by Riot and Respawn?
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Well, according to her, it means she runs a boarding house - where she fucks all the people who live there and contributes no money towards the payment or upkeep of said "boarding house."

I'd say "wonder what Daniel thinks of this description" since he's basically the only one paying for the house and food at this point, but I'm guessing he'd pat himself on his extremely broad back for having such a quirky manic-pixie dream enby wife.
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Sounds more like a brothel, tbh.
Trombonista said:
This friend was one of Punning Pundit's other sidepieces. She claims not only to have been raped by him, but also by a Kiwi Farms user.
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Wait, was this the one that claimed she knew it was a Farner because he kept bringing up KF talking points mid-rape?
 
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Patriarchy is when Becky has to do any kind of household chores. Wasn't she a tradwife yesterday?
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Insulin pricing is criminal. Broken clocks and such.
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Troon camps are weeks months away 🌈 🌈 🌈
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Edited to clarify; I got over-excited about the TTD timeline Becky is expecting
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Insulin pricing is criminal. Broken clocks and such.
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Note she said "diabetes medication," not insulin. Suspect this is Ozempic, the same way "mental health medication" is code for "hella pot" when it's in a beg-post.

Also you'll recall the old insulin cap was the very specific sum of $35.
 
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"Hi Mami and Papi, we need a check because you voted for Trump and now your Granddaughter is starving and cold in a ditch"

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Seriously, is she blaming Trump for her health insurance no longer covering her super special meds or something? How has Trump affected them so deleteriously in 8 days?
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
"Hi Mami and Papi, we need a check because you voted for Trump and now your Granddaughter is starving and cold in a ditch"

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Seriously, is she blaming Trump for her health insurance no longer covering her super special meds or something? How has Trump affected them so deleteriously in 8 days?
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Becky blocked Mami & Papi eight days ago, and now she's already come crawling back to them for gibs.

Also, they called out Becky & Jackson for being lazy! 🤣
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Becky said:
Messaged my parents that we’re not doing great financially because of this week’s Trump nonsense. Asked if they were at all sorry their child & grandchild are suffering. They informed me nothing happened last week other than “a few little cuts here & there” & I’m being hysterical.

They also informed us we're lazy & there’s jobs for anyone that wants to work. I told them my husband has applied for several hundred jobs. They said he’ll totally find a job now with deportations happening & offered zero assistance until then.
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God bless Mami & Papi. :story: 🥲

Oh, look! Liz Fong-Jones chimed in:
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Gee... if Becky is in such dire financial straits, then I wonder why Liz Fong-Jones isn't stepping in to help at all? 🤔 He's literally a multi-millionaire!
If he wanted to, he could easily afford to pay Becky a salary (even just a small one) for her "work" as a board member of LFJ's End Networked Harassment organization. So... why doesn't he do it? 🧐

Hmm... getting some déjà vu here. Liz Fong-Jones also seemingly refused to pay a living wage to his previous right-hand man, Katherine Lorelei, who served as LFJ's executive assistant during #DropKiwiFarms. Even when Katherine Lorelei was on the brink of homelessness, the most Liz could be bothered to do was advertise Kat's GoFundMe on LinkedIn. [1] [2]

It's almost like Liz Fong-Jones doesn't actually care about his henchmen... 🧐 Like they're just disposable pawns to him? 🤔🤔 Surely not!

And now Becky is e-begging on Bluesky:
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The Judean People's Front said:
"Hi Mami and Papi, we need a check because you voted for Trump and now your Granddaughter is starving and cold in a ditch"

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Seriously, is she blaming Trump for her health insurance no longer covering her super special meds or something? How has Trump affected them so deleteriously in 8 days?
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How long did that "blocked my whole family" thing last? A week?
 
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Charlie Delicious said:
Jackson applied for "several hundreds" of jobs lol.

Fuck off.

I bet Jackson spams hiring sites with his sad resume without even reading the posting. Doesn't tweak his resume to fit the post. Doesn't write a proper cover letter to meet the requirements of the job description.

Useless lazy Gooner
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It's just possible there isn't a huge demand for "lawyers" who need to ask Twitter how to file a name change in their own home state.
 
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Jackson probably also wants a fully remote position so he can keep up his daily FetLife goon n' simp sessions. I guess he could make the argument that he kinda needs a remote position because he's in charge of Hah-nuh - unlike Becky who could spend a few nights a week doing closing shift at McDonald's without anyone being neglected.
 
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