Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
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The fact that someone looked at a photo like this and genuinely thought it would succeed is honestly the most surprising part of all this.
Bro, when you sit through 6 million DEI trainings in a year, and the gender blob next to you has more piercings, you see the world differently. This was developed in a bubble where anyone who hated it was canned or kept their mouth shut lest they be canned.

And of course, media isn't about success, it's about pushing a wholesome 100 chungus message.
 
I haven't seen anyone post this here. EA officially stated in their press release that the game performed below 50% of approximated expectations. They hoped it would sell 3 million copies, but it sold 1.5 million. Bioware is most likely getting axed.
My laughter is immesurable and my day is improved.
 
how much estrogen is in your body right now? either naturally or artificially

i'm guessing it's above zero
Why are you thinking about biology like a troon would? Is there something you want to tell us?
I agree on this. I tend not to pay attention to a lot of this shit, but it is really difficult to just 'ignore' things when a) properties you enjoyed 5, 10, 20, etc. years ago are infested with this shit, b) millions of dollars at top-tier studios are tied up in producing it, and c) there are tax/financial incentives tied to it (which seems to be going away.)
I repeat myself: don't play it then. Lots of movies people really tend to like have lazy direct-to-video sequels and tie-in games, and nobody got mad over those. If Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 was a video game that came out today, people would be FURIOUS about it being "girly romance stuff that waters down original, and this is because the creators are liberals who clearly hate masculinity and Western civilization and literature".
I don't care about politically/socio-economically driven shit in my media. I dislike poorly made shit being trumpeted as the greatest thing ever where agenda trumps things like 'gameplay', 'logical coherency', or 'story.'
If you care about "agendas" in media, then you do care about political and socially-driven aspects in your media. Don't say it's bad because of "LE WOKE AGENDAAAA"; just say it's bad because the story and gameplay are bad and incoherent and move on.
they just come up with their own shit (like Concord) that can die in a corner, ignored and unloved as it should be. That's the reason why people are celebrating this -- it is shit people have fond memories of being shit on. There's an emotional/nostalgic feeling there that isn't with shit like Concord.
Concord was a mediocre game with cool spaceships that people got mad over because "REEEE BLACK WOMAN IN VIDYA GAEMS". If a black woman connects with it, then good for her, but it wasn't made for you, so there's no reason to view it any differently from the many mediocre, forgettable games that come out every year.
 
Still preferable to infinite jeets, and quite likely will result in a better product too.
Agreed better than street shitters, but I still am :optimistic: and believe there are non faggoty American artists out there who can do the job and do it well.

Here lies BioWare
1995-2025
Another of EA's victims
Even if EA hadn't bought them out and they had managed to resist.
Let's be real with ourselves. They would have become faggoty like all the others. Look at naughty dog, blizzard, bethesda, bungie, etc...
Every company is a shell of its former self in the west.
 
Who cares lol. If you don't like it don't buy it. If you do like it then play it and spread the word. Living well is the best revenge, and seething over "woke" games when you could be enjoying games you like certainly isn't living well.
I don't get it either. I only play games that I enjoy (and Fallout 4 sometimes for some reason) but it is the ass-raping of a beloved franchise so of course people are going to be miffed about it.
Then again, nobody batted an eye during Dragon Age's last sodomy session coughInquisitioncough
 
Who cares lol. If you don't like it don't buy it. If you do like it then play it and spread the word. Living well is the best revenge, and seething over "woke" games when you could be enjoying games you like certainly isn't living well.
"Never call out bullshit in your favorite hobby, let it fester like the plague because slippery slopes don't exist. Besides, you can't possibly have a good time laughing at these people anyway while enjoying the game you like, right?"
Why are you thinking about biology like a troon would? Is there something you want to tell us?
I've seen this argument so many times, almost always by troons.
Don't say it's bad because of "LE WOKE AGENDAAAA"; just say it's bad because the story and gameplay are bad and incoherent and move on.
The story and gameplay are bad and incoherent because the agenda is prioritized numbnut. At least I know you take your own advice since you have no idea what you're on about.
Concord was a mediocre game with cool spaceships that people got mad over because "REEEE BLACK WOMAN IN VIDYA GAEMS".
Case and point.
so there's no reason to view it any differently from the many mediocre, forgettable games that come out every year.
Case and fucking point. Concord didn't make history and is still being talked about (read: shitted on) unlike other garbage games that pushed the agenda for a reason. Hyenas isn't even close to that level of discourse despite being just as shit and pozzed, if not more so.
 
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"Never call out bullshit in your favorite hobby, let it fester like the plague because slippery slopes don't exist. Besides, you can't possibly have a good time laughing at these people anyway while enjoying the game you like, right?"
LOL gaming is hardly a real hobby. Actual hobbies don't have this ridiculous drama, aside from maybe fanfic and Tumblr art.
 
Who cares lol.
I personally get schadenfreude from the idiots and journalists like Jason Schreier having egg on their faces. They were championing this game and claiming it was a success. But now Electronic Arts directly cited Dragon Age: The Veilguard as one of the contributors to the company's financial decline.
 
Then again, nobody batted an eye during Dragon Age's last sodomy session coughInquisitioncough

Oh, there were complaints a-plenty. It's just that while Inquisition had both a Very Special I Love My Gay Son tv drama as a quest and a blisteringly unlikely trans character (whose existence required blatant retconning) ... Veilguard, incredibly, managed to be even worse by several orders of magnitude. It's actually kind of impressive.
 
If Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 was a video game that came out today, people would be FURIOUS about it being "girly romance stuff that waters down original, and this is because the creators are liberals who clearly hate masculinity and Western civilization and literature".
I don't think that's a fair comparison, Hunchback 2 is way too boring to be Veilguard. Hunchback 2 is so boring and paint-by-numbers that there's literally nothing you can say about it that hasn't been said about any other bad Disney sequel; so in this analogy it would be Dustborn.
Oh, there were complaints a-plenty. It's just that while Inquisition had both a Very Special I Love My Gay Son tv drama as a quest
I did surprisingly like Dorian despite this fact.
 
I think it has to get that dire for them to see how fucking retarded they are and maybe fix things.
The problem is that it's been dire, and this shit is still happening.

Like let's take a step back and think about just how long companies have been losing money on DEI/gay shit, Battlefield 5, the one with the one-armed bitch on the cover, came out in 2018, and missed the projected sales metrics by over a million units. That was over 6 years ago and things have only gotten worse to where now I'd be surprised if the majority of AAA releases weren't complete failures, especially since we know many of the old titans of industry haven't released a single successful game this decade. With that being the case, I'm more surprised shit like concord was even still possible in 2024, $400 million dollars lost? After how many examples of the exact same thing failing? I just don't think if they were planning on turning it around why they wouldn't have done so already.
 
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LOL gaming is hardly a real hobby. Actual hobbies don't have this ridiculous drama, aside from maybe fanfic and Tumblr art.
Damn you're even more dense and clueless than I thought, hope you don't have any noteworthy hobbies get attention because you will find out. Spend 20 seconds in any thread dedicated to """""actual hobbies."""""
"Heh, my hobbies are real unlike yours. No I don't know the definition of hobby why do you ask?" Insane cope. Gaming is hardly a hobby, that's why it's one of the most well know things to do in your free time of all time, despite existing for far less time than-say-woodworking. INB4 "w-well real hobbies can get you jobs!" because I already know faggots like you usually go that route, ignoring the absolute titan that was and still somewhat is the gaming industry.
 
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