The Locker Room: No Girls Allowed!!!

[Ass to Ass]

Someone brought up the idea of making a men-only section of the site, so here we are. This is at least a temporary setup, possibly the most we'll ever get. I'm sure this will go poorly, but the autism goblin in my head is demanding I do this.

Things men love

Football



Alcohol



Guns



Tits

Spoiler: NSFW

Meat



Now, go forth and discuss your manly business, fellow men...

 

[Tablet County]

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

 

[Ass to Ass]

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The leather club's two blocks down.

Fuck you.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

shouldn't it be "the treehouse"?

 

[Axiom.]

This is all "I'm a masculine moid that hates women and love sportsball because my father never acknowledged me" energy.

 

[Ass to Ass]

shouldn't it be "the treehouse"?

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Intriguing name but "The Locker Room" was the name used in the title of the suggestion thread, so I went with it

 

[Asterism]

fuck off where's the snacks

 

[Fly in the Ointment]

Cool. Are the glory holes in the sauna or the toilets?

 

[Ass to Ass]

fuck off where's the snacks

The Doritos are on the way. I'm at the store. Want anything else?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Football

That's not football. This is football:

 

[Ass to Ass]

Cool. Are the glory holes in the sauna or the toilets?

We haven't talked to the contractor for an estimate yet. We might put them in the sauna changing room.

That's not football. This is football:
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That's soccer. It's for sissies, and also for Europeans. But, I repeat myself.

 

[Asterism]

The Doritos are on the way. I'm at the store. Want anything else?
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dr pepper and a steakhouse salad kit
do i look cheap to u

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[Tablet County]

This is all "I'm a masculine moid that hates women and love sportsball because my father never acknowledged me" energy.

Oh, Fuck♂You leather man. Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're so tough.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The Doritos are on the way. I'm at the store. Want anything else?
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Mountain Dew and cat litter (I know a girl who loves that one)

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

If only Al Bundy was a KF poster.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

This is all "I'm a masculine moid that hates women and love sportsball because my father never acknowledged me" energy.

Why don't you just take the fujopill and enjoy the peephole into the locker room?

 

[Neodanthril]

How come there are no low functioning autistic people that sperg out about beer boobs and bullets type guy stuff

 

[Ass to Ass]

dr pepper and a steakhouse salad kit
do i look cheap to u

I can swing the Dr. Pepper. We don't do salads here.

Mountain Dew and cat litter (I know a girl who loves that one)

Mountain Dew is get. Cat litter is a weird ask, but I'll get it if you make a beer run.

How come there are no low functioning autistic people that sperg out about beer boobs and bullets type guy stuff

They're not smart enough to understand that bewbs, beer and boolets are life's greatest pleasures.

 

[Neodanthril]

I'm just saying you never see a sperg stimming in the home depot tool isle