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[Sinner's Sandwich]

The new executive order means James Younger, the child who was transed by his mother is finally saved and so are many other children!!

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/03/14/jeff-younger-transgender-care-house/

 

[Candidate No 7]

Inside you are two wolf fur suits.

 

[stupid frog]

Inside you are two wolf fur suits.
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These idiots who shriek over government changes always think it's so easy to get in to another country.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

and the one time I went in there and saw a troon with no top and his dick hanging out of his dress feeling up another troon

Did you chase them out? What did they do? Gross pigs. Worse than alleycats.

 

[barrow greeter]

I know it's a win but I'm horrified. It took a second term of Trump to end this terrible shit. People worked tirelessly behind the scenes to stop this horror but dems couldn't be arsed to save their nation's vulnerable children from the transgender cult. I'm glad that the WPATH monsters were called out and I can't wait to see the flood of lawsuits that will hit the child mutilators.

But it took way, way to long to end this. Thousands of destroyed lives and bodies! This will probably be remembered as one of the darkest chapters in history.

"the new barbarism" I like to call it

 

[Fort Brooks]

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Hmm... I wonder if Kash Patel knows about troonshine?

 

[OJ Simpson]

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"All of this is wildly unpopular among the actual (as opposed to all of the the T-1000's who voted) US voting population"

???

One of President Trump's main talking points on the campaign trail was working towards euthanizing woke shit and troon ideology.

Won the Presidency. Won the EC. Won the popular vote. Won the Senate. Won the House. Even flipped a county that hadn't voted red in a century just for shits and giggles in the process.

"wildly unpopular"

???

 

[Revelator]

"All of this is wildly unpopular among the actual (as opposed to all of the the T-1000's who voted) US voting population"

???

One of President Trump's main talking points on the campaign trail was working towards euthanizing woke shit and troon ideology.

Won the Presidency. Won the EC. Won the popular vote. Won the Senate. Won the House. Even flipped a county that hadn't voted red in a century just for shits and giggles in the process.

"wildly unpopular"

???

Just the standard coping and seething. No one ever liked them, but now it's finally hitting home.

No dilating, though. They never dilate.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I hope that some day (I hope sooner rather than later) trans ideology is widely recognized as a cult or cult-ish belief system.

 

[Necrosan]

I hope that some day (I hope sooner rather than later) trans ideology is widely recognized as a cult or cult-ish belief system.

At least things like Scientology and Satanism promised you things like wealth and/or powers. The only thing that trannydom seemed to have done for this people is to extend their masturbation sessions.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

The only thing that trannydom seemed to have done for this people is to extend their masturbation sessions.

Mostly because it takes time to get their cocks out of the formaldehyde jar...

 

[TismFarmer]

@Candidate No 7


What Dipshit there fails to mention, was that it was the NHS who took her to court to try and force her by court order, to call the tranny 'she' and "treat 'her' with the respect and privileges of any other woman"!

That's so far out of line that I'm mindblown that the legal team at the NHS is so pozzed that they thought this was a good idea!

Edited to Add: Wow! This thread moves  fast! I was catching up, the post was yesterday morning, so I didn't realize/check that there were a dozen or so pages after it! So, sorry if I'm repeating someone else's idea, I'll catch up before posting from now on, honest!
Narrator: No, she won't. She means to, but will forget the next time she's catching up and a thought strikes her...

 

[quaawaa]

Trump tweet on banning child sex mutilation:

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[DSHK]

Idk how clawed beauty101 aka Cat Lynn isnt a lolcow yet. Shes a nonbinary emo with multiple personality disorder. Basically postmodernism incarnate.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/sVfPGR0cg_A

 

[Vampirella]

Where's daddy?

Daddy ran away from the crazy, she must become the daddy.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Happy Executive Order Seething Day to all who celebrate; none of the Ls I'm providing will be in relation to it, but I figured it was cause for celebration.

A pooner witnesses a friend of hers get shot - her first concern, however, was being misgendered by the 911 operator. She even admits that this is her primary concern, despite the fact that her friend is hospitalized.
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TRIGGER WARNING: gun violence………………………………….I just saw a man get shot and screamed like a banshee.​

Trigger warning: gun violence
Saw a guy walk up and shoot another guy point blank. The victim is my employer who was outside of my workplace. I screamed WHAT THE FUCK repeatedly while trying to call 911 - the 911 dispatcher misgendered me and for some reason that is the main thing I am thinking about.
I have not been misgendered in many years and I’m feeling some shame for not behaving for what I percieve to be manly enough. I know that I did exactly as I should have, but I did not jump on the guy and try to stop his bleeding. I was trying to call 911 and keep the customers inside my business safe from more shooting.
I am struggling on whether or not I behaved appropriately based on my own ideas of binary masculinity but there’s nothing I can do about that and my friend was literally shot in the face right in front of me.
(He is hospitalized currently as this happened this evening)

A tranny grieves the fact that he cannot be a plump-breasted nymphet, stating that being "just a straight-up "matron" is a really hard pill to swallow." The fact that real women in their mid-30s are not even considered middle-aged mothers does not seem to dawn on him, which indicates a terminal level of porn sickness.
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Anybody else feeling depressed by the "women come in all shapes and sizes" argument when trying to explain your dysphoria?​

It's not the first time it happened, but I just felt particularly dysphoric about a bunch of my external traits during an online discussion today, and as the topic already was transition goals, I felt like I could explain what exactly I felt bad about.
I know most people who do this don't have any malicious intent in it, but it's just so disheartening when I express my distress about what I perceive as masculine traits in me and how they make me feel like a man in a dress no matter what I do, and people just reply that women come in all shapes and sizes, and that [insert stocky, broad-shouldered female celebrity] isn't any less of a woman because of her body type. Like, I know and I agree, but that's not what I'm talking about. This is about me wanting to feel beautiful, not a denial of my womanhood itself. And I find this doubly depressing, because it almost feels like they're helpfully raising these women, often several decades older than me, as uplifting ideals for me to emulate, which just makes me feel even more distressed about the seemingly irreconcilable difference between my internal image of the kind of feminine I'd feel happy with and what is actually achievable for me. Especially when the argument seemingly begins to veer into "you don't need to be feminine to be able to feel like a woman."
And yes, I know that this internalized image is unrealistic solely because of how unrealistic and unfair western beauty standards are. But still, the idea that the flavor of femininity that I could realistically become and embody would be very far from, or maybe even the opposite of what I'd find attractive, fills me with utter dread. I've long since accepted I'll never be a dainty, carefree young woman, but the implication that my viable alternative at 35 is not even "middle-aged mother" but just straight-up "matron" is a really hard pill to swallow.

A real loony troon is devastated to know that his self harm tendencies have gotten in the way of having the surgery that would finally make him complete. Trannies in the replies are quick to tell him to lie his ass off, because the only thing doctors love more than mentally unstable patients are dishonest mentally unstable patients.
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Got told i cant get my bottom surgery. TW sexual assault and cursing​

I went to an appointment today to go over details again and was told that I wasn’t allowed to have bottom surgery yet because i self-harmed once 2 years ago after being hit by a car and assaulted. They gave no other goals or explanations, i got 3 psych letters and 1 medical all of which said i was fit for surgery. I waited two fucking years just to be told no because i was depressed after being hit by a fucking car and raped like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I SPENT ALL OF THIS GODDAMN TIME MAKING SURE I WAS FIT AND FUCKING HEALTHY FOR SURGERY AND NOW THEY JUST SAY NO!! What the actual fuck, what did i do wrong? I have weekly therapy, 3x weekly physical therapy, i work out(to the best of my ability), i have hobbies, a friend and a support system, etc. i check all the fucking boxes and more but no im just not ready.
I got basically fucking electrocuted for an hour for a stupid fucking MCAS diagnosis because they wanted to do it again to confirm.
I cant wait another two years if they even put on the waitlist again. What did i do wrong?
Edit : they took a second guess after looking at my crutches which seemed to have a lot to do with the “no”. I just dont like pulling that card unless it’s necessary/proven.
Edit 2 : the surgeon is Dr. Joshua D. Roth, Iu health, indianapolis indiana.

Spoiler: Anyone this determined to have you maim yourself isn't a friend.

 

[Positron]

This "Cait" looks like this.

 

[quaawaa]

Apparently the US government was funding trans clinics in Thailand until Trump paused foreign aid:




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[winners_dont_use_drugs]

I heard this argument on the radio this morning too and it really just shows how little they understand biology. I think they mean we all start out female because we come from eggs (???) An egg has only half the chromosomes necessary to make human life and is not viable until it fuses with sperm during conception so by definition it's not human. Even someone with Turner's syndrome has a full complement of chromosomes minus another X. How can ppl that reee about biology so much really be this dumb?

"Advocates on behalf of transgender people and inmates criticized the order, saying it would put them in danger.
“There will be rapes and physical assaults because of this policy,” said Shannon Minter, legal director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights, which has represented transgender prisoners. “It’s also terrible for prison officials, who right now have the authority to use discretion about what makes the most sense for the safety and security of the facility.”

Um, what about the danger to actual women inmates from trannies who lived with females?

Edit: sorry for the double post mods, can you plz merge these?

 

[Staphylococcus aureus]

I think they mean we all start out female because we come from eggs

I believe this particular flavor of gender retardation comes from the fact that humans possess breast tissue regardless of their sex (which makes no fucking sense because males and female both possess erectile tissue as well, even though there's no penis for a female to use) but I couldn't tell you for sure. The inner workings of a tranny mind are beyond my comprehension sometimes (most of the time). I think the "X" chromosome being the "default" might have something to do with it too, but that also makes no sense no matter how you look at it.