Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[Trombonista]

She mentioned it was the dealer for a reason to bait innocent men into "mansplainimg" to her.

Counterargument: This is tumblr in 2025. There are no men left to "mansplain" to her.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Counterargument: This is tumblr in 2025. There are no men left to "mansplain" to her.

There are plenty of men, they’re just pretending to be women.

 

[stupid frog]

There are plenty of men, they’re just pretending to be women.

You forgot the women pretending to be men.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

She hasn't had her car for very long though. 2 years at most, iirc. But... If both she and Jerry have their own cars (likely), and this happened in the "older" one, I could see this happening.

I have absolutely no problem believing that 2 years of light suburban driving while weighing more than 4 bills is enough to beat the absolute hell out of a moderately priced, current year-ish Asian car. It'd probably be prohibitively expensive, but for a deathfat, the only way to avoid this would be to have your entire vehicle reinforced with whatever the fuck was used to construct Chantal's Luxury Villa kitchen office chair.

But the dealership may have quoted her a really high price in an attempt to get the car for rock-bottom trade-in value towards a new vehicle. If successful, they can then order the seat, put it in, detail the car, stick it on the lot at KBB value, and turn a nice profit on it (especially if the next buyer finances it through them).

The automotive repair industry is notorious for always opening with an especially heinous attempt to screw you as normal operating procedure. But even controlling for that, auto mechanics love to quote fucking insane prices to any women who show up there alone just banking on the assumption that they don't know dick and thus will just pay it because they have no idea what repairs are actually necessary, how hard the problem is to fix, or what a halfway reasonable rate for parts and labor would be. Computer repair places try to pull the same shit. Kelly's chin-hair probably won't be enough to exempt her from this.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Oh, hey, and let's not forget Corissa, who fatly broke the seat adjustment mechanism on her 2019 Nissan Murano (the one she bragged about spending $52K for and finally paid off a few weeks ago). She's been pig mad at Nissan for refusing to cover the repair under warranty, and driving it around for most of the time she's owned it with a driver's seat that won't adjust.

The common denominator in both of these stories? FAT. Don't be fat, kids; it just makes everything in your life worse and more expensive.

“Deathfats damaging cars” is a more common trend than I realized the more I think of it. Amberlynn Reid infamously rendered Becky’s Hyundai to permanently list to one side (among other lasting damage) because not only did her weight alone take up most of the maximum weight capacity, but at one point they were taking four hour plus car rides to/from Louisville almost daily. Then there was Dottie from My 600 Pound Life that could only drive after pulling the driver’s seat out. While it wasn’t a car, Anna O’Brien destroyed one of those city e-scooters from using it…

Wild to think that there are people so fat that they destroy vehicles, including ones made to carry small families, with their weight. Scootypuffs with a 400 pound capacity is insane enough. Kelly is the latest example. Not like it’d be a (pants shittingly expensive) wakeup call for her, of course.

 

[Breadbear]

I have absolutely no problem believing that 2 years of light suburban driving while weighing more than 4 bills is enough to beat the absolute hell out of a moderately priced, current year-ish Asian car. It'd probably be prohibitively expensive, but for a deathfat, the only way to avoid this would be to have your entire vehicle reinforced with whatever the fuck was used to construct Chantal's Luxury Villa kitchen office chair.

I believe she broke it, no problem, just that it would be dumb to trade in a car they haven't had long.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I believe she broke it, no problem, just that it would be dumb to trade in a car they haven't had long.

If she wanted rid of it because she can't be arsed with the repair, her best bet would probably be to just sell it privately. She'll still be in the hole but she's going to end up taking an L on this no matter what unless Jerry gets up off his ass to go salvage some parts from the scrapyard and fixes it himself. Still, relatively speaking, I bet she could get a fairly decent price for it, maybe it depends on the neighborhood but there are always a few industrious and/or frugal individuals around who like to tinker with cars. The vehicle hasn't been in a major collision (afaik), runs without issue, and has nice low mileage - for people who typically buy junkers "as-is" and fix them up well enough to get a couple of years out of them, a car in practically pristine condition apart from a busted seat is a lucky find. Air out the deathfat stench and you're gold.

 

[fagnarok]

If she wanted rid of it because she can't be arsed with the repair, her best bet would probably be to just sell it privately. She'll still be in the hole but she's going to end up taking an L on this no matter what unless Jerry gets up off his ass to go salvage some parts from the scrapyard and fixes it himself. Still, relatively speaking, I bet she could get a fairly decent price for it, maybe it depends on the neighborhood but there are always a few industrious and/or frugal individuals around who like to tinker with cars. The vehicle hasn't been in a major collision (afaik), runs without issue, and has nice low mileage - for people who typically buy junkers "as-is" and fix them up well enough to get a couple of years out of them, a car in practically pristine condition apart from a busted seat is a lucky find. Air out the deathfat stench and you're gold.

Hopefully it doesn't have secret suspension problems from routinely hauling someone who is half the weight of an average-sized horse, though!

 

[Cherry Milk]

I've just read this whole thread, and this disgusting sow makes me MATI.
What a rotten pig of a woman.

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

This is neither here nor there, really, but it makes me so mad that Kelly is using self-harm as a threat.

It’s a serious mental health symptom (and a red flag for abuse in kids and teenagers), not something to threaten. If you’re doing it without any secondary gain or manipulation involved, something is seriously wrong.

And if you’re essentially threatening yourself in order to get your own way, you’re an awful person. People that seek attention around this or threaten make it harder for people really struggling with this to get help, because they get lumped in with the manipulators.

 

[a hapless toad]

If you’re doing it without any secondary gain or manipulation involved, something is seriously wrong.

Uh, if you're doing it WITH secondary gain or manipulation involved something is ALSO seriously wrong.

Suicide baiting is retarded and only assholes do it.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

I guess Kelly isn’t content just making her daughters social pariahs through being fat, unkempt, smelly weirdos with a gross mom. She also wants to give them the kind of life-long psychological trauma that comes from thinking they could be responsible for their Borderline mother killing herself.

 

[brooky]

What, your guys, mothers never said "I'm such a bad mother, I guess I should just kill myself!"?

They never fucking do it.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Neither do the crazy fathers…

 

[GloriousScarf]

Kelly whinging about her twama as usual. I can't even fathom what it must be like to live with someone this negative. Has she ever posted a happy update? Something positive?

 

[Cherry Milk]

Pay attention to meeeee!!! I'm a troon now!!1!

 

[Mall Goth]

Why would anyone reach out to Kelly and offer their support when she's just going to find fault in anything that they say? Most people dislike confrontation and will do their best to avoid someone like Kelly, who looks for any reason to feel persecuted while sitting comfortably in a large suburban home that her husband pays for while she neglects their children and consumes endlessly. There's nothing to be gained from tolerating such an overwhelmingly negative person when it's much easier to just ignore her.

 

[Berserker Armor]

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Kelly whinging about her twama as usual. I can't even fathom what it must be like to live with someone this negative. Has she ever posted a happy update? Something positive?

I fucked up formatting when I originally posted this. Also didn’t realize scarf included the post I came to post while also replying to their post. So if anyone saw that. You didn’t.
Kelly has been replying to people a lot lately on tumblr. I don’t think this one has been postet. Honestly, this one I wasn’t gonna post and keep to myself to giggle at because I thought it was just really a Kelly moment. Here it is anyway.

Tdlr: OP makes a post about anti kill vs open intake animal shelters, primarily the process of choosing animals to put down and Kelly makes it about disabled people still somehow in her reply.

Spoiler: OP

And then here’s kelly

Spoiler: Literally just Kelly being kelly

i am not super knowledgeable about social services, except for all the ones i have not been able to access for my family because we make too much or too little money and support services have years-long waitlists.

Reading this, i think of people. like we are not, as a society, ready to accept that animals get killed because we do not have systems, institutions, and FUNDING for the services that save at-risk pets.

We don't fucking have them for people, either. honestly that is why i generally don't donate to animal shelters/rescues/gofundmes. because i think we should focus on supporting disabled and unpleasant people who are hard to help before we focus on the other animals.

I think we have an obligation to care for animals we have taken out of their natural habitats and also animals we have domesticated because we literally fucked them up thru that process. but i think helping people comes first.

Have you heard the shit about Canada offering euthanasia to folks who are chronically ill, disabled, unhoused, etc? like why do you think that is happening? bcuz we choose it collectively. we choose not to lean on our kind hearts and resources to keep people safely housed, fed, and medicated if needed. we have all that shit. we could do it. it would be a HUGE undertaking and overhaul of all our shit.

but we could do it.

Anyway, don’t we all feel bad for Kelly? We should feel bad for Kelly. She’s so trans. She’s fat. We should feel bad. At least she acknowledged she’s a difficult person I guess. Also I feel like this is a dig to the SIL who doesn’t want her at their house because of politics tbh.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I can’t believe her lack of insight. Well okay, I can but holy shut she’s dumb.

She unironically lists all the things she told people she didn’t want talked about in her esteemed presence and wonders why no one wants anything to do with her now?

“Desperate and suicidal and unpleasant to be around.”

That’s how she’s describing herself and she still can’t figure out why she doesn’t have a dozen acolytes bending the knee in worshipful silence.

Here’s a suggestion Kelly. Stop policing other people’s speech, thoughts and behaviour and generally stop trying to play Queen Bee.

And you admit your kids have issues. Meyer it’s time you focus on them rather than what you want.

 

[That_Ain't_Mayo]

So she's desperate and suicidal and unpleasant to be around, which makes people not want to be around her... which makes her even more desperate and suicidal and unpleasant to be around, which makes people even MORE unwilling to be around her, which isn't fair because it's not her fault that she was born desperate and suicidal and unpleasant to be around, and that perceived unfairness makes her even MORE desperate and suicidal and unpleasant to be around, which makes people even MORE unwilling...and on and on ad nauseum (emphasis on the nausea in "nauseum"). Her life is truly a morbidly obese Ouroboros of Kelly fellating her own fat smelly tail in a never-ending cycle of disgust and despair.