Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
With the utter failure of dei dogshit and cucks like musk and zuck sucking off the right wing, I really wish for a gaming renaissance. Just focus on good story and good gameplay, stop shoehorning in woke politics. But sadly I doubt much will change. DEI is only a symptom of the true problem - gaming having become corporate slop, just like Hollywood. Even if they axed all the trannies, fags and niggers well still have the same old ubishit game formula that dominates the entire AAA industry.
 
With the utter failure of dei dogshit and cucks like musk and zuck sucking off the right wing, I really wish for a gaming renaissance. Just focus on good story and good gameplay, stop shoehorning in woke politics. But sadly I doubt much will change. DEI is only a symptom of the true problem - gaming having become corporate slop, just like Hollywood. Even if they axed all the trannies, fags and niggers well still have the same old ubishit game formula that dominates the entire AAA industry.
Deep wounds take time to heal, and nature is healing. Don't lose hope young lad.
 
I don't even care if they want to add trannies and other weirdos into NEW games (opposed to perverting established characters), at least do it right.
These astroturfed troon characters suck. Only the one on Hogwarts Legacy was done somewhat decently, though troons didn't care because Joanne's genocide or something.

Dragon Age is a shit game for freaks that want their sexual fetish roleplay done in a game form.

Imagine yourself (actually don't) as some gender confused whatever, you are in this fantasy world and you can choose who you truly want to be. A hecking valid man/woman.
Instead of that.
You choose to be a fucking troon/poon anyway.

Explain to me how this isn't a fucking fetish.
 
Another dead tranny game on the pile. Many such cases. If only they were as bad at grooming children as they are at making good games.

I will now take this opportunity to shill Kenshi. Ignore the Shek fetishists, they are cringe faggots and despised by all servants of The Holy Flame. Even some of you United Cities guys are alright. Don’t go to Bast tomorrow.
 
I will now take this opportunity to shill Kenshi. Ignore the Shek fetishists, they are cringe faggots and despised by all servants of The Holy Flame. Even some of you United Cities guys are alright. Don’t go to Bast tomorrow.
Death to all slavers. I will fist you and put you in the peeler machine faggot.


But seriously Kenshi is the greatest game ever made, I humbly double-endorse it.
 
I mean look at games like Hades 1 & 2. Extremely well-written and voiced dialogue with LGBT sprinkled in. But it doesn’t make it, like you said, their entire identity. They just happen to be gay as part of their character. Not just all they spout every three fucking words.

Fuck DEI and fuck big game corpos.
The game is based on the Greek pantheon, it would be more jarring if they weren't gay.
 
I really don't think that's all there is to it.
I regret to inform you that it is.

See, here's the thing: executives believe that current consumers are locked-in loyalists. That means they can do anything to chase the few percentage points of potential buyers left that do not buy the games because of various factors.

These factors include not enough inclusivity, the game is too hard, etc.

A quasi-flaw with normies and somewhat right-wing people is that they have a high tolerance for things they on some level do not like. You can see this in the shilling for Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 despite how the devs are behaving.

However, the leftists? They have no tolerance for even the smallest things outside of their worldview. Thus, from an on-paper perspective divorced from reality that sees people as interchangeable units, it makes more sense to chase the intolerant leftists and minorities than it does to cater to your currently existing fanbase.
 
I feel the idea of "Wokeness in videogames" is a smokescreen for "Well actually the whole game sucks but we won't say why outside of political shit."

Bad games are bad, woke or not
Yup. Baldur's Gate 3 was woke as fuck. It had body types instead of sexes, you could make your guy "non-binary", you select pronouns, it had the option to build chicks-with-dicks and other mis-matched forms of sex characteristics, it had more penis options than vagina options, it had a they/them incubus, everyone's playersexual.
If woke tomfoolery is in a game that's a critical and commercial success, no one cares. Winning cures everything.
 
I love how all your retard's argument for why the most woke game Bioware never made is not ackshually le woke is because you can murderhobo.

You're basically admitting that you can't roleplay a normal person in the game that doesn't like trannyfaggotniggers, as obviously every normal person would heckin love them. But you can be, by your own words, "evil" and murder everyone like you're Patrick Bateman. Cause obviously only le evil people dislike lgtvbipocs and it is so heckin soybased that it lets you be heckin evil!

BG3 is one of the most embarrassingly woke RPGs in existence and trying to hide behind murderhobo being an option is the single most pathetic cope for why the wokeshit is not actually wokeshit. The only other argument more retarded is that it can't be woke because you can coom to Shart.
nigger Im a paladin, I am the most normal person in my current playthrough.

I think youre just malding you cant enjoy games
 
We know corporations don't give a shit about the people buying their products but how did the shareholders allow this to go on for so long and so many flops?
Because shareholders are all too frequently idiots who can be satisfied with various embellishments, deflections, and obfuscations as to why products have failed.

But as the saying goes, you can fool most people some of the time, but you can't fool everyone all the time.
I think youre just malding you cant enjoy games
I've noticed he likes slapping me with trash cans on my posts, seemingly at random and for no good reason other than I've probably made him mad at some point and he's never gotten past it.
 
Yup. Baldur's Gate 3 was woke as fuck. It had body types instead of sexes, you could make your guy "non-binary", you select pronouns, it had the option to build chicks-with-dicks and other mis-matched forms of sex characteristics, it had more penis options than vagina options, it had a they/them incubus, everyone's playersexual.
If woke tomfoolery is in a game that's a critical and commercial success, no one cares. Winning cures everything.
Yeah that shit is totally annoying and definitily indicative of woke devs, but again, easily ignored. Not excusing it, just pointing out the huge gulf between stuff mostly in the character creation and forced main quest dialogue around nonbinary characters and cringe writing throughout that wokescolds the player regardless of choices.
 

Assuming another DA game comes out at all, it won’t be until the 2030s. Who is even going to remember DAV at that point. Who is going to remember Inquisition or Origins and DA2? Like, who would the game even be for?

People that really really want to know why the Qunari came to Thedas? People that want to see the chronological end of the dragon age? Like in video game terms you may as well be talking about a half century or more.

No one will remember DA or care by the time BioWare is able to do another game.
 
I've noticed he likes slapping me with trash cans on my posts, seemingly at random and for no good reason other than I've made him mad at some point.
When I say bg3 lets me be evil, I mean truly murderhobo evil, unlike most RPG games now, being evil just means being a sarcastic asshole.
God forbid I wanna slaughter an entire camp of refugees in my roleplay game.

But veilguard is shit because I heard you cant even make morally gray choices, which is fucking stupid, considering its a ROLEPLAY game.
 
Caring about stickers and bringing them up out of nowhere is lolcow behavior.
This is true, but obsessive stickering is too lolcow behavior. So is the circle of autism.
Assuming another DA game comes out at all, it won’t be until the 2030s. Who is even going to remember DAV at that point. Who is going to remember Inquisition or Origins and DA2? Like, who would the game even be for?

People that really really want to know why the Qunari came to Thedas? People that want to see the chronological end of the dragon age? Like in video game terms you may as well be talking about a half century or more.

No one will remember DA or care by the time BioWare is able to do another game.
So what you're saying is the next installment will be a remake of Origins.
 
Explain to me how this isn't a fucking fetish

That’s just them virtue signaling, imho. Of course, if they had access to a magic potion that could turn them into cute anime girls they’d do it in a heartbeat. But they never actually do it when creating games or 'entertainment,' because they need everyone to know how virtuous and inclusive they pretend to be.

In a fantasy, it would just be a matter of using a magic spell, potion, or whatever. But that way, they couldn’t force you to watch, and get all those twitter/reddit asspats now could they?
 
I haven't seen anyone post this here. EA officially stated in their press release that the game performed below 50% of approximated expectations. They hoped it would sell 3 million copies, but it 'engaged approximately 1.5 million players'. Bioware is most likely getting axed.
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Edit: I personally want to remind you that you don't hate videogame journos enough. Eat shit Jason Schreier, Dragon's crown is still kino.
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Business tip. Never invest in troons.
 
Yup. Baldur's Gate 3 was woke as fuck. It had body types instead of sexes, you could make your guy "non-binary", you select pronouns, it had the option to build chicks-with-dicks and other mis-matched forms of sex characteristics, it had more penis options than vagina options, it had a they/them incubus, everyone's playersexual.
If woke tomfoolery is in a game that's a critical and commercial success, no one cares. Winning cures everything.

Here's the thing, you can have all that shit in your game and it's perfectly fine, noone'll care or be upset.
It's the moment you start preaching to the audience or all your characters are gross caricatures for what's being "represented", I do think 99.9% of true gamers don't fucking care *who* the MC of a game is or who the companions are, they'll accept a trans MC/companion, they'll accept "Muh DEI chin ugli womans", it's the moment that character has no definable or interesting character traits or story to get you invested to look past the "surface level" shit.
All this bloat in the Triple A industry of hiring for the sake of hiring people due to their pronouns/race has caused this, these people cannot write for shit and are being put in companies like Bioware or other "Gold Standard" studios but they haven't got the ability to replace those who left, who absolutely could write these characters and stories properly to a point we enjoyed them or didn't care about it.
 
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