Dear feds monitoring this site

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

How many times in one night can I drunkenly piss on my compost pile before it is considered some sort of attempt to illegally manufacture gunpowder?

 

[Hellwalker]

OP is a fed who thinks he is not like the other glowies.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

OP is a fed who thinks he is not like the other glowies.

If I was a fed I would already know.

But thank you, thank you for bringing up how I am never going to be a real FBI agent. Thank you for just opening up this deep wound of trauma that has taken me 20 or 30 years to heal.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Kiwifeds

 

[Grub]

>be op
>manage to scrape through fed training with bare minimum scores
>be complete embarrassment
>no other agents want to be partnered with him
>here op we have a super special job only you can manage
>gets own office and unlimited tendies
>this is called kiwi farms op your job is to shitpost
>tfw entire fed career is spent shitposting to retards who call me gay and retarded

 

[PonderosaPete]

How many times in one night can I drunkenly piss on my compost pile before it is considered some sort of attempt to illegally manufacture gunpowder?

As long as you don't drink bleach to increase the ammonia in your piss you should be fine.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

>be op
>manage to scrape through fed training with bare minimum scores
>be complete embarrassment
>no other agents want to be partnered with him
>here op we have a super special job only you can manage
>gets own office and unlimited tendies
>this is called kiwi farms op your job is to shitpost
>tfw entire fed career is spent shitposting to retards who call me gay and retarded

Eh. Probably still beats night shift at the NSA when half the people you're monitoring are just jerking off.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Eh. Probably still beats night shift at the NSA when half the people you're monitoring are just jerking off.

Sign me up!

 

[Grub]

Eh. Probably still beats night shift at the NSA when half the people you're monitoring are just jerking off.

Funny enough, all the times I fucked around on shodan checking out webcams with default passwords I never came across that. I did find a south American couple having sex. Their camera was moveable too. I feel a little bad. Pretty sure seeing their webcam moving on its own killed the mood. Sure looked like it anyway when they freaked out and turned it away, three times before they finally unplugged it. I hope they learned a lesson.