Why are men so cool and never have any emotions?

[Moths]

I walked past a fluffy kitten at the pet shop the other day and didn't even stop to look.

 

[We Are The Witches]

This reminds me of a Bill Burr stand-up bit, it's Ok to show your emotions regardless of your gender (when you're not hurting anyone).

And anyone shaming you for it is trash.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Who knows, I don't care about the question because I'm so cool and emotionless.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I walked past a fluffy kitten at the pet shop the other day and didn't even stop to look.

The kitten was an undercover IRS agent. You did well

 

[Moths]

I lied I did stop and look at the kitten but only because I wanted to practice looking cool and stoic in public and not observe the kittens playing

 

[dick brain]

This reminds me of a Bill Burr stand-up bit, it's Ok to show your emotions regardless of your gender (when you're not hurting anyone).

And anyone shaming you for it is trash.

It's okay to hurt people too.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Moids r trash

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Only scandinavian men are like that.

 

[Grub]

Emotions are pretty lame. They make you feel feelings and stuff.

 

[Moths]

Only scandinavian men are like that.

Emotions mean the polar bears win

 

[Spiny Rumples]

The only time men use emojis is when they are trying to seduce a woman.

 

[Spud]

They put emotions into the water to turn the frogs gay.

 

[Meat Target]

Smiling? Crying? Facial expressions? That's a decimatin'.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Because we have logic and reason.

 

[OrionBalls]

I lied I did stop and look at the kitten but only because I wanted to practice looking cool and stoic in public and not observe the kittens playing

Weird. My husband's cat elicits emotion from him. Maybe he's got toxoplasmosis. You should try standing closer to the kitten.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Weird. My husband's cat elicits emotion from him. Maybe he's got toxoplasmosis. You should try standing closer to the kitten.

I have bad news for you. Your husband is gay.

 

[OrionBalls]

I have bad news for you. Your husband is gay.

That explains my dick then, I guess. I had been wondering about that.

 

[Mad_Dog]

That explains my dick then, I guess. I had been wondering about that.

I hate to break it to you, brother, but it's for your own good. Thoughts and prayers.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Emotions mean the polar bears win

Polar bears can smell emotions.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

last time i thought i might have emotions i cried until i no longer felt bad. now i have zero emotions and i feel happier than ever.