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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Please, I can’t have a Hamber AND a KingCobraJFS drunk Valentine’s Day stream, I’ll never get caught up.
notfoodienotbeauty
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She also admitted what a lot of us suspected, her "scrapbooking" is her literally gluing kid stickers into a line notebook journal. She has the most juvenile interest. Not one adult intrest at all. What a boring miserable life she has.
Holy T_Rex
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She hasn't sufficient RAM to manage having mature interests or hobbies. She considers coloring inside the lines of a pre-made drawing like painting the Monna Lisa.
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How does he resemble MBP? In what world? Say what you want about Michael, but at least he was funny. He actually had commentary. He could be clever on the spot. That’s why people flocked to his channel the way they did. He was saying what most people were thinking, but he was saying it with the gay sass that the middle aged cat women who inhabit this corner of the internet live for.
The Anke isn’t clever and he’s barely sassy. He just repeats “EYE ROLL” over and over again, fake laughs and occasionally makes the same observation everyone else is making. He isn’t funny. I don’t understand the parallel you’re seeing. I wasn’t the biggest MBP fan by any means. I don’t really watch reaction channels in general if I can help it, but I’d bring Michael back and get rid of pretty much all current reactors if given the choice lol
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Given her track record she'll have another handler lined up by Valentine's and will be dropping vague hints about Emily's "abuse". The 14th of February is only two weeks away after all which is a lifetime in the Amberverse.
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Oh my god I am so fucking sorry for being late on this and derailing but Jesus fucking Christ the absolute deformation. Those fucking sad, pathetic stretched out fried triangle tits.
Wait, WAIT, hold on, her massive tube pants folds and her pitiful tits, it reminds me...alr I'm going mad here, shower me in them fucking dumb/autistic ratings.
If I just use the Warp tool a bit...
Gorl is a fat Pepe. Complete with back of neck and eyelid fat.
I am so sorry.
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What did I miss? Is he a deadbeat dad and discord pedo now?
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I will never not be totally mystified how she can be over 500 el bees and not a single ounce has went on her sad fried eggs or flat arse, the human body is truly a wondrous thing.
QUEEN OF DENIAL
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RIPRhongoBongo
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LOL, LMAO even. Enjoy being an internet laughing stock
CloutKing
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Resembles him in the fact that he is obnoxiously homosexual. Never said the man was funny and I agree with everything you've said, especially being rid of all the reactors to bring MBP back.
Good reactors are few and far between lately and although i think youtube is to blame our girl is just stale as of late and the reactors are following suit. As much as the Ankle irks the ever living shit outta me with his fake hyena laugh and references to his anxiety riddled dog, i can stomach it more than anything Zachary Michael ever does. (mainly the only reason why i watch the ankle)
Don't mean to derail the thread talking about people who are one BEEPEEDEE Molment away from lolcowdom.
My final verdict: Amber is fat and retarded
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Agree, Bottle is one of the best. They just edit her boring videos down into something watchable, with a few memes thrown in. And I love the intros, they convey the torture Bottle must go through during the rendering process. Outros aren't my taste, but even so, they're the least annoying haydur channel.
As for the breakup, I do think it's fake. The timing is just too perfect with the members only livestreams and the merch dropping.
If Emily did lose her job, I could see her trying to monetize Amber the way those weens are trying to monetize Chris.
As for Emily losing her job, is that confirmed? If so, what are the chances Amber herself called/emailed her employer to get her fired?
We all know Amber HATES having a partner who has other responsibilities, especially the kind that get them out of the house. Especially the kind that get them interacting with other people for many hours of the day. That is like torture for Amber, to sit at Emily's, all alone, all day, waiting for her to come home and feed her. Add to that, whatever position Emily had, would have been to care for other people in some capacity. All while poor little Amber sits at home, NOT being cared for. Which could also be one of the reasons she sacrificed Rarity to the Wisconsin winter. "Nooooo! You can't go to work! We have to look for Rarity! I can't do it by myself! She was my daughter! Bloohoohoo".
Idk Kiwis. This may be total fanfic on my part, but I could totally see Amber sabotaging Emily's job. It seems like most people do not buy her story of "I didn't know the door was open" and assume she let Rarity out to buy more time at Emily's. But what if it was just a small part of a bigger scheme to get Emily closer to leaving work/getting fired, so Amber could have her 100% of the time.
Ask My D0minatriX
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His reasoning is pretty simple, he's money hungry. He uploads 3/4 videos a day, every day of the week, he didn't even take a break on Christmas day.
He rushed to be the first reactor in Emily's DMs so he could get the exclusive and then spun it to this idiotic narrative that Emily was protecting her daughter from pedolynn.
He's very lucky it's Amberlynn he's been calling a pedo, a child groomer etc for months, because anyone else would have taken him to court. He should look around his community to find examples of that such thing, and he does it all for money and views. He doesn't actually give a shit.
Chococat3012
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The feeder arc was the most interesting, I'm disappointed, what we will watch now...
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And that her "junk journaling" was her saving her food wrappers
Honestly, Amber's vapid "scrapbooking" (I call it CRAPBOOKING) wasn't surprising. Apparently, there seems to be an entire ASMR genre for this. Looking up scrapbooking (after you've looked up ASMR) brings up MANY channels of people filling scrapbooks with expensive stickers, papers, and washi tape without any personal elements. One example is "CHACHA NOTE asmr". Sample video:
For those who don't want to click the link and watch, this particular video is of a woman with dainty hands and long manicured nails - and a LOT of expensive journaling accessories - who seems to be pretending to be Hermione Granger, making a scrapbook of her time at Hogwarts (and adding photos which were printed from scenes of the films). You only ever see her desk and hands. Her videos seem to have many different themes - study with me, notetaking, etc., but all involve vintage "diary" scrapbooks (crapbooks).
It's all just pure consumerism and consumption; filler with no substance. I could see how people might get some nice ideas with layering textures for their own scrapbooks and photo collections, but Ambo lacks that sort of creativity and is just mimicing exactly what she sees - in her usual, half-assed lazy way.
Apparently, she said in the live that she's going to Bingo on Friday with a "friend". Either it's that gay guy who hangs around Kristine, or she's found another potential. Either way, despite her saying she doesn't want another relationship, we all know she's been casting her net and also probably has at least 3 potentials in her DMs that she's been working on since she realized she wasn't allowed to stay in OKC.
I agree with your sentiments regarding ol' Dorito-tits here that you added to the image re: her looking as big as ever. Seriously, this has got to be the fattest we've seen her, right? (I think it is - I don't think my eyes are playing tricks on me):
These were taken from her SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!! from September 2019 (vlog). I take back what I said earlier about her pannus hanging lower but not sticking out as far; it IS sticking out as far as it was in 2019, and it's also more full and solid than it was. Her laaaygs are also considerably thicker than they were 5 1/2 years ago . "504" MY ASS! (You think she's back to bathing with a bucket again?)
But her boobs actually have gotten a bit bigger since then, so ... I guess every cloud *does* have a silver lining...
Maybe... but my guess would be that Amber sabotages them by targeting her gfs directly rather than going after their work. I could see Amber constantly going through "mental things" every time Emily was trying to leave for work (like during the "code red" incident when Destiny was trying to go to her mom's house). And during her visit with Emily, Amber was telling her audience about how terrible her "mentulz" were. Amber's also the type to blow up her gf's phone while she's at work, getting her in trouble that way. Erica (aka: Valentine, the married prison guard), told people how Amber insisted that Erica talk to her during her entire drive to work and back everyday - and Amber never even met Erica. Destiny had to spend the entirety of all of her breaks on the phone with Amber. Becky had timers set for her, and was often facetiming while out. Amber had Jade on facetime while she was working - before they moved in together and Jade was "teaching a class/course" that Amber was observing while doing a livestream with her audience.
And yeah, agree on Bottle being good. Hecticana is another potential. Only time will tell if he turns cow as well. Hopefully not, but it seems to be an inevitability. Being an Amber-reactor seems to be comparible to constantly getting exposed to low doses of radiation: the damage starts occuring right away, but it takes a while before you see the effects.
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she's in her hoarding eraAnd that her "junk journaling" was her saving her food wrappers
i think its so fucking funny she wants to put on a weekly 2 fucking hour live stream and comes completely unprepared and just sits there and texts LMAO whats even funnier is there are still people paying for it somehow.. ???
i wouldve taking this to my grave lmao. probably shouldve just stolen the design and made your own but you bought the bitch taco bell lmao
Fee
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@Boolean Bitch I tried to respond to you but it wouldn't let me 
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I do think you are right about her boob area but it's just because her mass is expanding they aren't actually bigger she is wider everywhere except for that head of hers.
. I do think you are right about her boob area but it's just because her mass is expanding they aren't actually bigger she is wider everywhere except for that head of hers.
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I'm not sure if I'd say she's at her fattest again, but she's getting there, and she is, without a doubt, at her most misshapen. The more I look at that image, the less sense it makes to me. The pants, stretched taut over her body like Carl Wheezer's in Jimmy Neutron, the triangle titties, he unreal water trunk legs.
It looks like a fat person suffering from a floating point precision error.
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taking my third semaglutide shot, cook with me, huge grocery haul, & anxious for my weigh in | vlog