Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Grimace]

Hell this is the second time I've seen a weirdo conservative review this month glazing the direct to dvd turned theatrical movie

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Holy shit, Jack runs the New Norm Show account?

 

[Adamska]

What does "Good old story" mean

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It means Jack is tired he has to pretend he doesn't like the slop he can't understand anymore because he wants to eat himself to death at Disney World again. Much like anything in his life, he seethes and tantrums internally whenever he thinks a restriction on place for him exists like the emotional toddler he is.

He core of core is a braindead Disney shill who reluctantly has to not like it because they supported the gays. And now that he heard cherry picked evidence from someone he thinks is cool saying it's okay to consoom product again, he doesn't want to stop anymore. He does not care if the same people behind the gayness are in charge still; he doesn't care if they still preach the shit he allegedly opposes since he's not able to notice it anyway. He can now delusionally think he won't get made fun of by the few people close to him in some respects in life.

It also helps a lot he is genuinely too mentally retarded to pay attention to a film except when you see the gay people kiss or cuddle. He also won't even remember if you pulp a dude's head into kibble, hell he'd clap to it unless he thinks it'd get him more cool boy points from his incel sex pest of a brother and the other cunts he thinks are cool.

 

[semitooth]

 

[ZipDisk]

That bitmoji in the thumbnail continues to be an abomination. Why would you wear a chef's hat when you are the customer?

Jack is moved to the elderly overflow room. Looks like it used to be a garage.
His hatred of drink menus continues.
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE CONTINUE THE CARNIVORE LARP? He's going to eat that pile of fried devilled eggs.
Is it butermilgy?
Tammy is definitely not on any form of diet

did you dib onion bring?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

How is this retard still alive?

It's because God and Satan keep refusing to take him.

Holy shit, Jack runs the New Norm Show account?

Most likely he just sees that that account says and repeats it.

Why would you wear a chef's hat when you are the customer?

It's because he's a chef. Duh!

 

[Bassomatic]

Letting Jack out in public should be a criminal offense. I understand Tammy takes him out to make sure he makes others suffer too but God damn I hate this fat faggot.

I wish these places start black listing him. Nothing good comes from letting Jack film and gargle in your restaurant.

 

[Comma]

He legit can't remember which day of the week it is, and has to ask Tammy:

 

[semitooth]

He legit can't remember which day of the week it is, and has to ask Tammy:

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somebody please put this man out of his misery... (or don't..)

 

[Bassomatic]

somebody please put this man out of his misery... (or don't..)

There's only one man who's going to kill Jack.

An elite spec op.

Colonel Sanders.

 

[densedance]

"Tammy is taking that Baked Potato home"
"Wheer is the exdraa budderrr"

Common man ..

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

somebody please put this man out of his misery... (or don't..)

Fatty deserves suffering so I hope he lives longer

 

[SteveGoatman]

Ah yes...both guys wearing baseball hats at the table, Tammy licking/sucking her fingers and Jack annoyingly filming other people eating and asking idiotic questions/asking surprised by the answers. What more could you ask for...

 

[charlesdickens]

What's up with his lip in this one? I thought it was a crumb or something at first, but he has it throughout the entire video.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

gum on in glose guise

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

What's up with his lip in this one? I thought it was a crumb or something at first, but he has it throughout the entire video.

I noticed that too. It looked dark whatever it was. I wonder if he's biting his lip because it too is starting to lose feeling.

 

[densedance]

I noticed that too. It looked dark whatever it was. I wonder if he's biting his lip because it too is starting to lose feeling.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He legit can't remember which day of the week it is, and has to ask Tammy:

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Why would he? Jack doesn't work, and the one thing he normally would have to plan for, church, isn't something he can get himself to anyway.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Ah yes...both guys wearing baseball hats at the table, Tammy licking/sucking her fingers and Jack annoyingly filming other people eating and asking idiotic questions/asking surprised by the answers. What more could you ask for...

What a bunch of low-class white trash hillbillies. Bona fide peckerwoods as the brothers would call them.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What a bunch of low-class white trash hillbillies. Bona fide peckerwoods as the brothers would call them.

I wouldn't want to be caught with Jack in anything. Dude has the ability to drain the IQ of anyone around him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"How dare there be checks and balances"



Please get pinkeye



Can't even pretend to drive convincingly, unless Jack's in a british car



Of course



>Has electricity
>Uses modern tech to cook food

Clearly the authentic amish experience



"Flipped over"



Jack I don't think anyone wants your opinion on anything