Gross Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu / @hopelove16 / Donald Fitzgerald Slydell / Ezekiah Mordecai Fusario / The Slydell Family - 30-year-old unemployed, obese TikTok livestreamer documenting her family's collective insanity. Fired from Dunkin' Donuts for hygiene issues, has an Asian teen fetish, evicted, living in cars with her family

If she was less delusional about her circumstances she could film the filth and chaos around her for clicks.

It's stupid and degenerate but there actually is a significant audience for IP2 adjacent bumtube stuff.

Guys like Blade have made hundreds of thousands of dollars being drunken fat hobos and streaming the results.
Honestly it's her best bet for income with out working.

Now devils advocate (doesn't apply to her because she's homeless) going to a con id prefer to just enjoy it not stream. Anyone who PAYS THEIR BILLS (all caps for the cavechu reading) does deserve some freedom fun and private time. If a cons your jam on a day off by all means.

Toph is living in a car what privacy does she have? Momma chu has to hear when she flicks to bean to young Korean boys rubbing dicks. I mean she doesn't shower fap because... You damn know why too.

People can and do make a living some a lot on social media. But she ignores these people often need a real job before it takes off. If it ever does.

She has this very childish mind set it's not even dream it and it'll be real it's like she's the only person to think "oh I'll be rich" so it'll happen. It's only her who can come up with a brilliant plan as such .

I tried that at about 7 after watching top gun. To this day I still haven't been called by the air force to help fly jets.

She complains about food but eats trash and expensive stuff. I lived off ham sandwiches during my candidacy. I couldn't get food stamps because scholarships count as income some despite only having a few dollars a month to eat uncle Sam claimed I was bringing in the big bucks lol.

I still don't think she gave a fuck about her dog. She just wanted to pity party and it got out of control because she's emotionally unstable.

The car life has been incredibly hard on her. I know people struggle with being "unhoused" even the most stable. A big retarded ape as her with her dying weirdo mom she hates and her pedo brother and trying to avoid dad couldn't be doing well in this state.

It'll be interesting to see how the bans go.

She was unapologetically racist and aside weens a lot of people are sick of hearing just flat hateful stuff. Maybe don't be racist if your paycheck depends on not getting kicked off platforms?

Eh they will go to a food pantry take enough food for half a boy scout troop and beg for money.

One thing I find hilarious is how short sighted she is and her need to flex , she keeps saying everyone will suffer from trump and they earned it. Well he's in charge like it or not so why root for things to get bad ? You'll suffer too more hobos less gibs for her. Esp when she's a lay about.

I always root for America, and well every nation because I want people to do and be well. She thinks she's going to get this free house and I'm going to lose mine. Totally dillusional.
 
If she was less delusional about her circumstances she could film the filth and chaos around her for clicks.

It's stupid and degenerate but there actually is a significant audience for IP2 adjacent bumtube stuff.

Guys like Blade have made hundreds of thousands of dollars being drunken fat hobos and streaming the results.
her ego wont even allow her to show her own face let alone the vomit stained shitcan she somehow squeezes into. i would love to know how much handout money she would need before she decided it was good enough to start renting a place to live or if she genuinely believes her retarded philosophy on renting and would just continue to rot ordering doordash to a car and buying consoomer plastic garbage to distribute to the car hopping youth of albuquerque
 
Toph is living in a car what privacy does she have? Momma chu has to hear when she flicks to bean to young Korean boys rubbing dicks. I mean she doesn't shower fap because... You damn know why too.
I could have happily gone without having this image in my head.
People can and do make a living some a lot on social media. But she ignores these people often need a real job before it takes off. If it ever does.
Luck is also a major factor.
 
Y'know, I compared her looks to Cyraxx, but she really the negative Daniel Larson, looks-wise.
Her nose is too small, and pig-like.
Her head is too small.
Her eyes are sunken in, also pig-like.
Imagine...
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her brows even fold over her eyes like a pig
Her nose is too small, and pig-like.
Her head is too small.
Her eyes are sunken in, also pig-like.
If her brow stores any more fat, the fold over can obstruct her vision. The same thing happens to pigs when they’re overfed to obesity.

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Except pigs are intelligent, clean, and can be entertaining and delightful creatures. Comparing Ungabungachu to pigs is an insult to pigs. I love pigs & wanted an excuse to post a cute picture of them since there’s so much ugly in this thread. 🥺
 
If her brow stores any more fat, the fold over can obstruct her vision. The same thing happens to pigs when they’re overfed to obesity.

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Except pigs are intelligent, clean, and can be entertaining and delightful creatures. Comparing Ungabungachu to pigs is an insult to pigs. I love pigs & wanted an excuse to post a cute picture of them since there’s so much ugly in this thread. 🥺
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Ok while we are talking Tophiachu comparisons. I found a great one.

So remember that cringe game Dustborn ? The game had a character named Sai.

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She is a fat, brown,k pop obsessed roastie just like Tophia.
This character is actually the "tank" of the party.

She can bust down doors and lift heavy shit. Toph is 100% smelly brown flab.
 
Y'know, I compared her looks to Cyraxx, but she really the negative Daniel Larson, looks-wise.
Her nose is too small, and pig-like.
Her head is too small.
Her eyes are sunken in, also pig-like.
Imagine...
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ETA wrong video lmfao
"I'm black and hispanic, so my people could also be affected" oh so NOW Tophia identifies with her mother's heritage. I think that's the first time I've ever heard her say that she's anything other than black. She seems to distance herself from that part of her ancestry.

I've also noticed that Tophia has some weird hate boner for white women. Shouldn't she be more mad at the Asian women since they're in direct competition for her Asian husbandos?
 
Y'know, I compared her looks to Cyraxx, but she really the negative Daniel Larson, looks-wise.
Her nose is too small, and pig-like.
Her head is too small.
Her eyes are sunken in, also pig-like.
What I find remarkable about her face is how damn tiny her forehead is.
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Really makes me wonder whether there isn't some truth to aspects of phrenology after all (big forehead=intelligence).
Extreme example, but compare Toph's near non-existent forehead to this guy's at a NASA press conference:
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(I know, I know, his hairline is receding a bit, but I think the point still stands).
 
"I'm black and hispanic, so my people could also be affected" oh so NOW Tophia identifies with her mother's heritage. I think that's the first time I've ever heard her say that she's anything other than black. She seems to distance herself from that part of her ancestry.

I've also noticed that Tophia has some weird hate boner for white women. Shouldn't she be more mad at the Asian women since they're in direct competition for her Asian husbandos?
I don't think she has a hate boner for white people, I genuinely think she's just piggybacking onto the whole, "white man bad, we demand restitution, ACAB!!!!" because she knows she can use it to grift off of anyone retarded enough to send her anything. She knows there are negroids out there dumb enough to support anyone with brown skin just because, "white man bad." "My people" give me a fucking break honestly

And if she's not just using it to grift and she's a True & Honest Negroid who hates whites, then on behalf of all white people everywhere, Tophia: the feeling's mutual. Please don't breed. Fats, uggos, and retards should not breed lol
What I find remarkable about her face is how damn tiny her forehead is.
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Really makes me wonder whether there isn't some truth to aspects of phrenology after all (big forehead=intelligence).
Extreme example, but compare Toph's near non-existent forehead to this guy's at a NASA press conference:
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(I know, I know, his hairline is receding a bit, but I think the point still stands).
Consider me and my fivehead validated. Her hairline isn't something that I really noticed at first until I saw more pictures of her next to someone :story: I can't unsee it now. It's so fucked looking. It would make a lot of sense if we learned that Tophia's brain is actually genuinely smaller than normal. She doesn't realize that by doing whatever the fuck she did to her hair at Comic-Con to make it look giant and puffed up, she's making her forehead look even smaller. I love it, Tophia, keep doing that. It looks so good.
 
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