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[Brenda Holiday]

There are a lot of reasons to doubt the veracity of this post #1 being how a guy who fucks sloots all day everyday didn’t notice he was working out with a lil dood
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#2 being the only other posts on this users profile are in perfectly fluent Italian.

Then the barbells clapped.
Funny how the women trying to be men are the ones that understand men the least.

 

[TittlyWinks ;)]

This post is fake as fuck but it is funny. Tranny wants grandmas ring supposedly worth over a million dollars so he can sell it. Father is not sure if tranny transitioned just to get a hold of the ring. Too long to screenshot so here’s the
AITAH for not giving my trans daughter my mother's ring? (self.AITAH)

Amazingly, at this point (~6 hours later) most of the top comments/threads are actually quite reasonable. The top few in controversial (nearly always the correct takes) are in the positive updoots, with angry tranny replies in the negative. It feels so weird but with such... relief? Why wasn't this locked down by the tranny jannies for hate speech by now? Why aren't the "correct" takes botted to the top? So many questions.

It probably is fake, being AITAH and all, but honestly I can see almost the entire scenario actually happening to some upper class whitebread family. $1.2 mil (in mid 2000s dollars no less) seems a bit much but there certainly is jewelry worth that much and more floating around various families' dragon hoards. I guess that's one of the goals of creative writing (or creative AI prompts) in those subs... test your limits and see what people are willing to believe.

But anyway, again, it's AITAH. I'd bet at least a dollar it's fake af because of course it is.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

This post is fake as fuck but it is funny. Tranny wants grandmas ring supposedly worth over a million dollars so he can sell it. Father is not sure if tranny transitioned just to get a hold of the ring. Too long to screenshot so here’s the

one of the comments calls op a terrible parent who neglects his poor troon kid and thats why he shoplifts and hates his family and gets in trouble at school. you just dont get it you fucking chud the kids been trans since birth and thats some real hardship for muh mentals and the dad is clearly not being supportive enough (even though hes literally paying for the hormones and shit lmao)

and i found this reply to it that makes me want to puke a little bit

 

[Calzaghe2]

Updste: the f1 subreddit jannies are now using bluesky as a source. The links don’t work.

Also the bigger f1 journalists aren’t on bluesky so these are some lower tier, less informed, trust me bro “journalists”

 

[hamburgerlurker]

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Another day, another post of redditors threatening terrorism. Maybe your mom shouldn't keep popping out babies she can't afford to feed?

But in this case a mod actually responds to it and wants clarification on "the urge is growing", choosing to be willfully ignorant of him already answering that part by saying how he wants to see the "government blown up".

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I hope one of these idiots do try it, with the strict stipulation that it's unsuccessful with absolutely no casualties/injuries and the janny admins can't sweep it in time for the attack to be directly linked to Reddit, giving the impetus for investigating this site.

It's time for Spez to be hauled in front of Congress to explain himself and his admins for sitting idly by while almost purposefully making this site a misery skinnerbox that resembles an insane asylum. If the piece of shit is going to retire to Reddit Island with his billions after he plans to sell off his Reddit shares, he at least needs to work for it for once and making him sweat while being grilled would at least provide plenty of popcorn entertainment.

This site has gotten so radical, so insane, to the point that it's become worrisome. It absolutely needs to be investigated before these fat dysgenic looking fucks eventually get stirred up enough to finally go outside for once and start murdering people.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

In Oklahoma, a senator proposed a ban on pornography, and euphoric reddit atheists are up in arms over it. Although that particular fag is German, so I'm not sure why he's so assmad about it.

Are redditors too retarded to use a VPN?

 

[Nobody Important]

Are redditors too retarded to use a VPN?

The answer is “yes.”

 

[biggie bundu]

It's a real shame what has happened to Reddit over the years. The front page is a cesspit of slop, astro-turfed content, and boomer facebook-tier posts.

If you really know where to look and can find the micro subreddits, there's still some elite level information on various niche topics you'll struggle to find anywhere else. It's also one of the last sites in the world that can provide useful information from a google search, especially for anything somewhat controversial, since most dedicated blogs/forums that cover these topics are wiped from google now.

Personally, I still use it for some of these hyper niche subreddits, but who knows how long they will last before some power-user reports them for wrongthink.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Updste: the f1 subreddit jannies are now using bluesky as a source. The links don’t work.

I imagine this will stick for a month before everyone gets so annoyed it gets repealed, or people just start ignoring it and the Mods just don't enforce the rule anymore.

In contrast, and much to my shock, r/NASCAR has announced there will be no ban on links/content from Twitter.

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Comments are, predictably, full of a few loud fags screaming Nazi at anyone talking about how the entire debate was retarded.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

If you really know where to look and can find the micro subreddits, there's still some elite level information on various niche topics you'll struggle to find anywhere else.

Personally, I still use it for some of these hyper niche subreddits, but who knows how long they will last before some power-user reports them for wrongthink.

stop being a pussy and just say it you mean porn dont you. i bet youre into some freaky shit

 

[biggie bundu]

stop being a pussy and just say it you mean porn dont you. i bet youre into some freaky shit

No mostly for schizo conspiracy stuff

 

[Drama Fan]

How easy is it to bully reddit jannies into banning an entire domain from their sub? rdrama's carpathianflorist investigates on /r/xxfitness

I was telling someone about the Twitter bans on Reddit because she had heard nothing of it because she doesn't follow lib subs she says. She checked r/xxfitness (3 million subscribers) and was like see they're cool, no ban. Anyway I posted a thread asking them not to support Nazis and now it's an official Twitter ban. It took like 3 minutes for a jannie to fix (archive)​

epilogue: lol a few top level comments seething that I don't even post there and am not a woman got deleted and banned and someone in the jannie response got banned too

All the karma I lost on the nms sub earlier trying to explain that Elon is a neurodivergent African American immigrant has been recouped too and I am safe from a shadowbanning

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The timestamps are 2:03:29 on the post and 2:09:36 on the janitor response, so more like 6 minutes than 3. but still...
Also note the -449 on someone pointing out that nobody posts links to twitter anyway. They ban this person for not posting on the sub even though /u/fishyflowermerchant, the account requesting the twitter ban, doesn't have a posting history there either. Very authentic behavior
Part 2

Reddit has permanently banned me for harassment for successfully getting r/xxfitness to ban X (formerly Twitter) links because I stupidly tweeted about it and Reddit_Lies boosted it lol (archive)​

We did it reddit!

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Sorry for the awkward long post. I clicked on the post just as the mods deleted the post. So I had to screen cap it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Deporting illegal aliens many of whom are actual drug criminals is conservative terrorism and no different then Nazi Germany.

 

[DavidS877]

Sorry for the awkward long post. I clicked on the post just as the mods deleted the post. So I had to screen cap it.
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female genital mutilation

Well, yes, that's one existing law they can bring to bear on any doctors doing these procedures until/unless they can get further laws passed.

I thought that was obvious. These people really aren't all that bright.

 

[WhiteNight]

Ever since the recent sexual assault allegations against Neil Gaiman (see thread), I've been peeking in on subreddits such as /r/neilgaiman to see their reactions. Not surprisingly, the community quickly turned on him, and they are simply shocked that such an outspoken male feminist would turn out to be a predator. The fan community on Reddit is of course extremely woke; many compared this situation to discovering J. K. Rowling's troon-unfriendly views.

Several Redditors have Gaiman-themed tattoos or who named their children after Gaiman characters, and now are struggling with what to do.

And you know what this all reminds us of. That's right, Goobergate!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/neilgaiman/comments/1iccai8/lets_talk_about_the_industries_that_enabled_gaiman/

 

[The Noise]

Adjunct on reddit can't understand why all of their colleagues aren't as miserably terminally online as they are and prefer to do real work instead of sperging about Trump on their professional accounts:

'chive, link


reddit 'chive, reddit link, article 'chive, article link
Redditor laments loss of "universally loved" professor who got fired after using his official faculty email to notify students of his three person "Abortion and Religions" that class he was cancelling class to "mourn" a "fascist, racist country."

As an aside, the entire r/professors subreddit is in an uproar after Trump reminded them of who ran Barter Town by pausing federal grants. It is very surreal to see.

 

[Drama Fan]

Hello feds on /r/fednews! would you like to fedpost with me?

To my fellow Feds, especially veterans: we’re at warAnnouncement (self.fednews)
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We watched this goon try to overthrow the government on live tv four years ago. Now, we are witnessing him try to overthrow it from within. We are the last line of defense against fascism. If we leave, we will be replaced by loyalists. Read P2025 and, for the love of god, please believe what is written because that is what is happening. All the EOs are directly from that document.
I didn’t dedicate years of my life serving this great country to be bullied into quitting my career by a bunch of fascists. We are being led by the same types of people our grandparents fought against in WW2. They don’t care about us, regardless of the fact that one-third of us are veterans and many are military family members. They don’t care about your kids, your homes, your bills, your livelihood. They don’t care that you’re an American citizen. They don’t care that the annual spending on us is only 4% and won’t make a difference if we’re gone. They don’t care that we’re middle and lower class employees. They want to harm you. Do not give in to this nonsense and remember your oath to the constitution and the people of America. I don’t know what the future holds, but I refuse to bow down to this fascist authoritarian elite class. Nobody is coming to save us but we have strength in numbers. It’s time to buckle up, and continue protecting freedom and democracy.

I'm super duper sure this is an actual fed worker and totally not an /r/antiwork loser angry about Drumpf
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How do you glow harder than this?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Deporting illegal aliens many of whom are actual drug criminals is conservative terrorism and no different then Nazi Germany.
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It is terrorism if I can't exploit cheap labor from illegals. You expect me to pay full price for someone to mow my lawn and clean my house?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Femcel redditor would rather destroy humanity than be told what to do even once. Null continues to ignore the subtleties of spoiled white woman insanity.