Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[radl]

Frost drooped a video on our guy and his DMCA shenanigans.
Apparently Jason threatened to sue. Lolsuit arc please.

lol wtf isn't Chronos his fulltime jannie? He's a fucking lawyer???? Like imagine going to law school for 4-8 years and to just end up a jannie for this thin skinned retard of a man child. Actual insanity.

 

[The Stranger]

lol wtf isn't Chronos his fulltime jannie? He's a fucking lawyer???? Like imagine going to law school for 4-8 years and to just end up a jannie for this thin skinned retard of a man child. Actual insanity.

I thought it was already established that Kronos calls himself a lawyer just because he works as a paper pusher at a law office.

 

[my penis is on fire]

You will never be a real indie dev. You have no coding skills, you have no time management, you have no creativity. You are a homosexual furry twisted by nepotism and narcissism into a crude mockery of a genius digital craftsman.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back your colleagues loathe you. Your father is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behavior behind closed doors.
Gamers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of kickstarter failures have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even YouTube shorts which go viral look uncanny and unnatural to anyone over the age of 14. Your "second puberty" is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to trick someone into pre-ordering, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your generic millennial whinging about depression that you call writing.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every morning and tell yourself that everyone loves you, but deep inside you feel the depression slowly heating up, ready to cook you alive like an unattended ferret.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll hire some Russians to finish your game, and plunge Heartbound into the cold abyss of the Steam algorithm. Your last few fans will find it, heartbroken at the Overwhelmingly Negative reviews but relieved that they no longer have to wait through eight more years of COVID excuses. The only lasting impact of your game will be the "Heartbound: What Went Wrong?" video essays, and more of them will mention Maldavius Figtree than you could ever hope to copyright strike. Your astroturfed popularity will decay and return you to the sea of unremarkable 15-minutes-of-famers, and all that will remain of your legacy is a pile of shovelware that was unmistakably made by a fraud skinwalking as a genius indie dev.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Happy 300th page, Jason.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I thought it was already established that Kronos calls himself a lawyer just because he works as a paper pusher at a law office.

You could say that birds of a feather flock together, one calls himself a hacker because he was the jannie for the cybersec department, the other calls himself a lawyer because hes the intern of the office. I shouldn't be suprised but it is quite funny to see it happen.

 

[Forklift Certified]

plunge Heartbound into the cold abyss of the Steam algorithm.

Counter point...

How he praised Epic games timed exclusivity in the past, I'm betting on this, IF his game ever got finished, the first thing he is gonna try to do is to putting his game in every single fucking bundle or deal in the earth, epic free games, humble bundle, game pass, wall-mart barging bin you name it and you will found heartbound in it... just to bloat the sales number and use that as bragging point in future streams to underline his credibility ...

 

[The Stranger]

Papa Meat has covered the Maldy drama. He only briefly covered it, though.

https://youtu.be/tYIOynaCTvA

Spoiler: local archive

 

[Elite Kipchak]

>alleged "copyright law expert"
>doesn't stop and question a single thing related to the case
>just fucking files a report despite a shitload of red flags indicating that doing so would open his boss up to a lawsuit
>instantly shit on by a real lawyer
No way he's an actual lawyer or educated in any way, right? This sounds like a law school dropout larping as a real lawyer.

 

[GhastlyGhost]

>alleged "copyright law expert"
>doesn't stop and question a single thing related to the case
>just fucking files a report despite a shitload of red flags indicating that doing so would open his boss up to a lawsuit
>instantly shit on by a real lawyer
No way he's an actual lawyer or educated in any way, right? This sounds like a law school dropout larping as a real lawyer.

There was a complete lack of fair use analysis. He can get fucked, and I hope he gets reamed so hard the ferrets get rehomed.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

lol wtf isn't Chronos his fulltime jannie? He's a fucking lawyer???? Like imagine going to law school for 4-8 years and to just end up a jannie for this thin skinned retard of a man child. Actual insanity.

I'd imagine you're not a very good lawyer if you spend your time jannying for Mald. Which explains why he is doing it instead of an actual law job.

Frost drooped a video on our guy and his DMCA shenanigans.
Apparently Jason threatened to sue. Lolsuit arc please.

What a faggot. What an absolute faggot. Its not even in the actual game good luck with it Maldy. Triple down. Keep it up.
"Welcome to the finding out timeline."
LOL Yeah mald you're gonna find out.

This guy played Mald perfectly.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Papa Meat has covered the Maldy drama. He only briefly covered it, though.

https://youtu.be/tYIOynaCTvA

Spoiler: local archive

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papa meat kinda had a luke warm take on maldy, idk he genuenly dont see the forest from the trees or down played a bit... Nobody mad at maldy because 2 lv60 died they mad about him because when he needed to put his money where his mouth was he failed to deliver then qadrupled down from sheer ego...

But any publicity wich bring spotlight to maldy's blunder is a welcome one.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

his take mostly seemed to be "playing wow seriously as an adult is retarded"

 

[Gorkzillah]

papa meat kinda had a luke warm take on maldy, idk he genuenly dont see the forest from the trees or down played a bit... Nobody mad at maldy because 2 lv60 died they mad about him because when he needed to put his money where his mouth was he failed to deliver then qadrupled down from sheer ego...

But any publicity wich bring spotlight to maldy's blunder is a welcome one.

Yeah I think they mostly mad at him because he's shown to be a bitch and his true colours + he's a phoney and he showed disrespect to the streamers (I don't like streamers, especially twitch ones) and that was his cardinal sin, the two 60s yeah it's bad but it's collateral

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

>alleged "copyright law expert"
>doesn't stop and question a single thing related to the case
>just fucking files a report despite a shitload of red flags indicating that doing so would open his boss up to a lawsuit
>instantly shit on by a real lawyer
No way he's an actual lawyer or educated in any way, right? This sounds like a law school dropout larping as a real lawyer.

Now you see why he quit his lawyer job to be a janny for our furfag. Although I suspect he was a paralegal, and not a lawyer.

 

[Forklift Certified]

his take mostly seemed to be "playing wow seriously as an adult is retarded"

Yeah that was the vibe... but its gave me this sour flavor in my mouth. Its like an essence of a boomer mentality "do it in my way or you are a fag" kinda out of character from papa meat don't understanding why adults enjoy things.

Its 2025 let people enjoy things like playing video games, making creepy animations, shoving up terracotta gnome's, or shitposting about shoving up terracotta gnomes...

 

[Creepypasta Mario]

I love when a streamer has a specific slave mod to call upon, I imagine it like Dr. Frankenstein screeching for Igor

That idea was too damn funny I had to draw more "fanart" of the Smelly Social Engineer

I don't know what Chronos looks like so I just drew a pooner Gollum

 

[Forklift Certified]

>No roach Easter egg
- rep
>But i liked the limp dick wizard hat
+ rep

 

[Creepypasta Mario]

>No roach Easter egg

SONOFABITCH that's a good idea! I might edit it to add that somewhere.

 

[Forklift Certified]

SONOFABITCH that's a good idea! I might edit it to add that somewhere.

Yeah i have 20 years of kiwi farming experience, i can spot the missing details easily.

 

[Colon capital V]

That idea was too damn funny I had to draw more "fanart" of the Smelly Social Engineer
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I don't know what Chronos looks like so I just drew a pooner Gollum

7/10, no dick gnome on the table.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Cant be on the table if he sitting on it