What would you do if your wife of 12 years came out as a furry?

[Fat Gollum]

She claims that she's always been like this but never wanted to tell you because she was afraid you would leave her. She shows you her $12,000 dollar custom fursuit that she wears around the house when you're at work.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

diaper fur or regular fur?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

She shows you her $12,000 dollar fursuit

Bitch slap her for wasting my money

 

[Barry Williams]

Bitch slap her for wasting my money

No she's a boss bitch who earned that money selling tupperware.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'd probably start teasing her about it occasionally. But the real question is why the hell does this fur suit cost $12000, can it be hooked up to her body like space marine power armor or something?

 

[YautjaWeeb]

I'd probably start teasing her about it occasionally. But the real question is why the hell does this fur suit cost $12000, can it be hooked up to her body like space marine power armor or something?

Fur suits are $4k max leaving lots of budget left over for blood angels power armor.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Fur suits are $4k max leaving lots of budget left over for blood angels power armor.

Or, get more bang for your buck and get Space Wolf power armor. You can be both a furry and a space marine.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I'd rape her, eat her, and kill her. In that order.

Or I'd set up an OnlyFans with her.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'd say, "Yeah, no shit. Who do you think has been doing the laundry for the last fifteen years? For Pete's sake, you keep your jingly collar in the underwear drawer."

 

[TroonsDid911]

"That fursuit makes you look fat."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pound her furussy.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I mean, it's much less egregious than trooning out.
I'd tell her we'll just pretend she never told me and continue to live like before.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’d be more surprised that there was a female furry. Seems like the majority of them are severely autistic gay men

 

[dick brain]

I have never met a furry who wasn't into something worse.

 

[#FreeRoss]

bark at her and make her get on the bed; if she misbehaves, she's sleeping outside.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

you cant hide this level of autism, its just imossible.
and I would definitelly never (again) fuck a crazy chick

 

[Hitchhiker]

I’d be more surprised that there was a female furry. Seems like the majority of them are severely autistic gay men

Have you been to a college in the last 5 years? I think most of the furries in real life that I've seen have been women. My old roommate had to sit next to one for a lab and I have never seen such obvious murderous intent on someone's face when he looked at her cause she stunk like ass and kept making weird yelping noises.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fuck it one last time

 

[stares at error messages]

Fuck my wife while she's dressed as a cheetah.

 

[BONECRUSHER]

Tie her to a missile and fire her at the nearest furfag convention