Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

 

[JamFlowMan]

Nick's been fighting with this guy all afternoon. Seems personal. I scrolled through the guy's feed and he seems like an average MAGA Dabbleverse fan. He reposts Xeets of Aaron and Stuttering John.
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Context is Nick attending Hackamania.

Am I the only one who reads this as flirting?

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

FYI - Nick is in chat on livestream again as these two girls are discussing Nick & Aaron's cases.

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I guess Nick is complaining that his nightstand cocaine disappeared while he was out. Maybe his daughter swiped it first.

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He donates more than my annual income to charity? Has this jackass considered donating to the mortgage fund? Or the starving children of N. Rekieta fund?
What fucking charity is he donating to?

 

[Niggernerd]

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"I have grace"
And it's just him sticking bottles up his ass

 

[AnOminous]

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Can he really sin hard though? Remember, he's a "man" most noted for being utterly impotent to the point he needs to use a cuck toy like a "balldo" that literally only exists for impotent men. Using a balldo is basically an admission of impotence. It's "your second dick that never goes soft."

The reason is your actual dick is completely soft.

And that's what April said too. Nick has a "heat allergy." Yeah right. A "heat allergy" causes his dick to go completely impotent to the point he is completely incapable of performing a sex act. Lmao "heat allergy." Normal people call that "impotence." Or "erectile dysfunction."

According to April, he is entirely incapable of performing without begging off based on impotent limp dick excuses like "heat allergy." He literally said that.

It's called "erectile dysfunction."

That's what Nick ACTUALLY has. He's an impotent pussy utterly incapable of satisfying a woman. What a weakling. What a loser.

 

[Harvest]

What fucking charity is he donating to?

Safe to say Charity is the name of his drug dealer or a Jamaican hooker

 

[TheTractor]

He donates more than my annual income to charity? Has this jackass considered donating to the mortgage fund? Or the starving children of N. Rekieta fund?
What fucking charity is he donating to?

The April's vagoo thrust fund

 

[Can of Spam]

Safe to say Charity is the name of his drug dealer or a Jamaican hooker

She works with Grace when they strap-on and take turns pegging the Balldoman.

 

[Meat Target]

he hasn't figured out yet that "Nick Rekieta said" automatically translates to "a cocksucking liar said."

Once again, I can tell you wrote a sentence before I see your name attached to it.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

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Wait, so all those times you insinuated that it was Aaron's coke, that the coke was planted by the cops, all those times you just lied then? But now you are PROUD to say you had the cocaine? Think about how insane that is, this "man" is PROUD and has been DYING to say that he had 25 grams of cocaine in his house, where his 5 children slept.

 

[Folgers Can]

All hands on deck! He's been up late in the nonce chat that's often deleted after the show ends, so anything in the first two hours will likely be lost:

Projection on tap about the 5K Locals gift everyone's still waiting on:

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Also, Best Lolcow Fanwork was @Shush's "A future Rekieta Stream."

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Its never not funny.

The destruction of Nick's reputation was solely his own making.

Exactly. I have never trusted or liked Aaron. Because he is a faggot cuck in this matter too.
My hate for nick is 100% Nick's actions.

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I wonder why.

I like to think he read on Quora, that you can pass hair tests for cocaine by getting a shitty haircut like that.

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh, hey, YT alerts worked! I haven't watched it yet but K was at the courthouse for the plea. Featuring Sean/Potentially Criminal.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Am I the only one who reads this as flirting?

This is absolutely two barely-closeted gay dudes awkwardly trying to “fight” while pretending they’re not at half mast and ready to run to the nearest seedy motel.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

All hands on deck! He's been up late in the nonce chat that's often deleted after the show ends, so anything in the first two hours will likely be lost:

At what point do even the Melton fans stop talking to him in the chat? His copes are repetitive and boring and not even funny and dishonest on a surface level that's frankly insulting to engage with.

The fact that Melton intends to send him packing before the end of day one of his event really says it all, doesn't it?

If Rekieta really wants attention he should start streaming which is ostensibly what he does as a professional "social media expert". Maybe then people will pay attention to him.

I would recommend he choose NOT to go for "bathroom breaks" every hour or to "check on" his crack whore wife, though probably instead of doing coke during those breaks he'll be doing whippets or something even more stupid that causes even more brain damage than he already has.

I mean I won't watch it until I see people talking online about how Rekieta did or said something stupid though.

Am I the only one who reads this as flirting?

I guess now we know what Rekieta intends to do in Vegas now that "drugs" are, allegedly, off the table.

 

[Folgers Can]

Hear ye hear ye! Zumock's attention-whoring has elicited a missive from the Ministry of Truth of the Royal Court of Balldo with the official story. For context, the first chat was in reply to on-screen replaying of Aaron's boneheaded decision to reiterate Zumock's claims at face value on STMS without having learned his lesson from the Montegraph case about the importance of throwing in an "allegedly" or "probably" first:

The way Nick jumped so swiftly to "treading on dangerous ground" ties in nicely to the theory that, if Zumock was fooled by a gayop originating from the Rekieta camp, one conceivable goal could have been to bait Aaron into a defamation lawsuit, in which case he should have known better than to take the bait with the matter-of-fact wording he chose. Sucks for him, but at least that lawfare by Nick would be fun to watch for all the discovery into otherwise-sealed matters that would become relevant to a defamation case.

It also is kinda weird and funny how Nick says out one side of his mouth that the claim about having been "tested 'multiple times'" is false, yet out the other side of his mouth he qualifies with the caveat that if anyone leaked discovery being held out as making that very claim, then that leaker is in trouble. How can it be false but also be something illegally leaked? Which one is it?

Maybe what he means by not being "not tested 'multiple times'" is his usual weasel-wording about how there may have been multiple tests done at the same time, so when you ask him whether he means there weren't multiple tests, he can still fall back to "I didn't say that! I only said that any multiple tests weren't at multiple different times!" Either that or his swiss-cheese brain can't keep up with his self-contradictions, I can't tell which.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The way Nick jumped so swiftly to "treading on dangerous ground" ties in nicely to the theory that, if Zumock was fooled by a gayop originating from the Rekieta camp, one conceivable goal could have been to bait Aaron into a defamation lawsuit, in which case he should have known better than to take the bait the way he did. Sucks for him, but at least that lawfare by Nick would be fun to watch for all the discovery into otherwise-sealed matters that would become relevant to a defamation case.

Nick's trying impotently to silence Aaron and Zumock because he's a stupid bitch who doesn't understand that the whole world knows that there were public court records which indicate his own daughter tested positive for hard drugs.

Nobody believes his nonsensical cope apparently based off of the most hilarious source ever on Quora.

For context, the first chat was in reply to on-screen replaying of Aaron's boneheaded decision to reiterate Zumock's claims at face value on STMS without having learned his lesson about throwing in an "allegedly" first.

What's he going to do? Where's he getting the attorney fees for this SLAPP from? He was days away from foreclosure a couple weeks ago.

Or is he going pro se? A pro se lolsuit might be the type of major event that's needed for him to go for LOTY a third time, which he doesn't deserve right now.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Hear ye hear ye! Zumock's attention-whoring has elicited a missive from the Ministry of Truth of the Royal Court of Balldo with the official story. For context, the first chat was in reply to on-screen replaying of Aaron's boneheaded decision to reiterate Zumock's claims at face value on STMS without having learned his lesson from the Montegraph case about the importance of throwing in an "allegedly" or "probably" first:

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The way Nick jumped so swiftly to "treading on dangerous ground" ties in nicely to the theory that, if Zumock was fooled by a gayop originating from the Rekieta camp, one conceivable goal could have been to bait Aaron into a defamation lawsuit, in which case he should have known better than to take the bait with the matter-of-fact wording he chose. Sucks for him, but at least that lawfare by Nick would be fun to watch for all the discovery into otherwise-sealed matters that would become relevant to a defamation case.

It also is kinda weird and funny how Nick says out one side of his mouth that the claim about having been "tested 'multiple times'" is false, yet out the other side of his mouth he qualifies with the caveat that if anyone leaked discovery being held out as making that very claim, then that leaker is in trouble. How can it be false but also be something illegally leaked? Which one is it?

Maybe what he means by not being "not tested 'multiple times'" is his usual weasel-wording about how there may have been multiple tests done at the same time, so when you ask him whether he means there weren't multiple tests, he can still fall back to "I didn't say that! I only said that any multiple tests weren't at multiple different times!" Either that or his swiss-cheese brain can't keep up with his self-contradictions, I can't tell which.

Alarm bells are ringing. How he is repeating multiple times, mentions it would be a breach of a court order. Reiterating she wasn't tested multiple times. Why do I feel this is a "3 times isn't multiple times, because one was testing the same sample and the other was a blood test, so it was different". He has some weasly ways of wording things.

 

[Folgers Can]

What's he going to do? Where's he getting the attorney fees for this SLAPP from? He was days away from foreclosure a couple weeks ago.

With the foreclosed mortgage's balance around ~$310K inclusive of costs now confirmed to have been satisfied in full using the whore shed's $380K gross proceeds that would have netted roughly $345K to $355K depending on seller concessions, he's presently sitting on a war chest in the $35K-45K ballpark that could easily afford all pretrial and trial work by at least the Barneswalker's rookie associate even if Randazza's now above his pay grade. It's not like he needs the money for anything else when some combination of a monthly Locals trickle and mommy's allowance should cover his day-to-day, not to mention whatever cash he can pull from liquidating whatever investments his "leveraging" supposedly purchased. Pro se would be funnier though.

Anyway here's the bulk archive with everything else from 10:11 through the end of the show, mostly the usual jilted ex-boyfriend stuff so I can't be arsed to chop up highlights:



The first couple hours' worth will follow later if the nonce doesn't again nuke chat replay before the VOD finishes processing.

 

[daffodils]

The first couple hours' worth will follow later if the nonce doesn't again nuke chat replay before the VOD finishes processing.

Here's the complete thing. It's mostly the usual stuff. He "never had chewing face". He now approves of flaggotry, sorry, intellectual property, because Aaron criticized Chrissy Mayr over it. He still makes money from his Locals (7 chat messages in the last 24 hours; 3 from Still-Life, one from some guy advertising his own stream; last sign of life from Nick on the 22nd). He also believes that the audience shouldn't control the show now. He'll be streaming again once his sore throat clears up. We're back in the "just a few more days" cycle.

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