Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Ted's Cabin]

This is something they implemented during my time there, not too long after Diablo III's launch. It was done in effort to make QA into a more professional department to show the company that the testers were slightly better than plebs, and to help those who sought a career in QA (poor souls) prove their value for advancement

Did you ever verify anything with one of the modlets? Or any details like working at Blizzard? I want to believe in the bathroom gnome.

 

[Mettaur]

You'd think such a super smart uber hacker would be smart enough to not feed the trolls this often jesus.

 

[el gordo]

You'd think such a super smart uber hacker would be smart enough to not feed the trolls this often jesus.

constantly entertained by people who are on the internet for over 10 years and act surprised when internet user point and laugh at some one

 

[kiwirevolving]

a few more years and he'll reach DSP levels with his constant bragging about working at Blizzard and being a hacker for the government or whatever the fuck ten thousand years ago

Also, where does he have the time to look for his ferrets? I remember him saying one time he streamed 83 hours in a week

That's roughly 12 hours of streaming everyday. For the sake of it let's say he only sleeps 6 hours a day. That leaves him with 6 hours of free time, I don't think that's enough time to clean his ferret concentration camp multiple times a day since ferrets shit everywhere and taking them to vet. Does he have someone helping him?

He also says that he plays games off stream (at least mythic raiding on WoW which I think is bs)

So again, how tf does he take care of his ferrets

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

a few more years and he'll reach DSP levels with his constant bragging about working at Blizzard and being a hacker for the government or whatever the fuck ten thousand years ago

Also, where does he have the time to look for his ferrets? I remember him saying one time he streamed 83 hours in a week

That's roughly 12 hours of streaming everyday. For the sake of it let's say he only sleeps 6 hours a day. That leaves him with 6 hours of free time, I don't think that's enough time to clean his ferret concentration camp multiple times a day since ferrets shit everywhere and taking them to vet. Does he have someone helping him?

He also says that he plays games off stream (at least mythic raiding on WoW which I think is bs)

So again, how tf does he take care of his ferrets

The pooner does. Except she also isn't doing a great job at it because they have too many animals they don't really care about that much.

 

[el gordo]

Also, where does he have the time to look for his ferrets? I remember him saying one time he streamed 83 hours in a week

18-20 hours of his day is dedicated to video games and sleep. he has said he codes the game off stream so he will spend his entire day in front of his computer some days
death by DVT in his future

 

[kiwirevolving]

I bet Maldy now regrets having his Shorts become popular in the first place which made more people know about him

 

[MaldingFerret]

Frost former host of Cold Take at the Escapist/Second Wind just covered the incident and Ross from Accursed Farms is in the comments he just posted half an hour ago.

Frost confirms he has contacted Mald and his (((Lawyer))) for comment and will be updating.
Edit: I see the video was already posted - but I'm just indicating that Ross posted a reaction.

 

[roach69]

Fearfultears posted his last video on Mald

 

[tarzor]

(at least mythic raiding on WoW which I think is bs)

his guild is terrible

https://www.warcraftlogs.com/guild/us/thrall/Gray%20Parse

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Fearfultears posted his last video on Mald

I love scrolling through youtube comments and finding gems.

 

[Terrashita gnome]

Fearfultears posted his last video on Mald

And he talked to the minor he went to " play with " at time and been told nothing happened ? The chances of her feeling/being threatened by this abomination and not telling the truth are pretty high.

 

[Massive Retard]

does anyone have any clips of him talking about Heartbound's "cpu raytraced" (lol) lighting system and how proud he is of it? i've seen it mentioned here but i haven't been able to find any archives of clips here and I can't be arsed to sift through his dogshit stream vods

 

[roach69]

And he talked to the minor he went to " play with " at time and been told nothing happened ? The chances of her feeling/being threatened by this abomination and not telling the truth are pretty high.

He probably threatened her with that gnome

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

does anyone have any clips of him talking about Heartbound's "cpu raytraced" (lol) lighting system and how proud he is of it? i've seen it mentioned here but i haven't been able to find any archives of clips here and I can't be arsed to sift through his dogshit stream vods

Aye, way back in the thread, page 9, kudos to black willow luster, I always get reminded of it beccause someone made a Intravenous comparison and its like, night and day on terms of visuals, complexity and the professional background of each creator.

 

[SlyVMan]

Of course the retard had to say something (Archive) Jason really doesn't know how to shut up, does he?

 

[Massive Retard]

Aye, way back in the thread, page 9, kudos to black willow luster, I always get reminded of it beccause someone made a Intravenous comparison and its like, night and day on terms of visuals, complexity and the professional background of each creator.

thanks boss.
i still don't know what he's talking about or why he thinks it's fully raytraced lighting. it's not even close. buzzword soup for his non-technical zoomer audience to think he's a 1337 programming god i guess

Spoiler: indepth sperging

jason doesn't even seem to understand what raytracing is. it's not about blurry shadows, it's about all lighting contributing to the scene. you shoot a ray per pixel and then figure out all the light contributions for that pixel.
even past that, his lighting solution isn't even competent. see post in reply for other screenshots. there's no bounce lighting, shadows are still incorrect (look at the right part of the shadow. it's not supposed to fade out like that), no accurate penumbra/anteumbra calculations, something that was solved YEARS ago (link).
his solution is literally equivalent to drawing a couple of white polys with some transparency and calling that raytracing.
and even if he's talking about raytracing as in his lighting solution traces lines from point a to point b, the og doom also technically raytraced everything with no hw-acceleration and ran on 386s. his game can't even do that.
if you look at the example below his super duper advanced algorithm doesn't even account for basic shit. look below at the main character, the shadow of the window bar isn't even properly projected on the character and the character's shadow looks like shit.

just changing the color of ambient lighting when there's a lighting strike. drawing a gradient so that the part further away from the window is less lit (how it should look) is too advanced i guess.

sorry for the sperging but this of all lies just bugged me the wrong way. why even make a claim like this when anyone with eyes can see he's wrong?

 

[MercuryMan]

I just posted a clip on Livestreamfail to signal boost his scummy behaviour.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1idmq2v/piratesoftware_false_dmcad_indie_dev_and/

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I don't see the point in posting a watered down version to LSF.
Especially when a lot of the midwits will completely miss the point and laser focus on "That's bullying and ad hominem from indie dev!."

 

[HansKlokBier]

The ppl on reddit are very much up to speed about his scummy behaviour.

 

[JJLiautaud]

thanks boss.
i still don't know what he's talking about or why he thinks it's fully raytraced lighting. it's not even close. buzzword soup for his non-technical zoomer audience to think he's a 1337 programming god i guess

Yeah SS13 has better lighting than this game and that's a 10 year old game.