Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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RollingRock2 said:
Nigger rich Pat would be great. The last time he took a vacation (from what?) he went swimming with a new $1500 flip touchscreen and destroyed it. And then angrily tweeted at Samsung for not making their phones waterproof enough as if it was their fault.
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The new $1500 flip phone that just happened to contain his messages to Torswats?
 
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Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang said:
What happened at the FatFusion con? I cannot believe Rick went somewhere like that and hasn't posted 1000 selfies of him eating slop and rubbing haunches with all the other middling-to-low-tier sci-fi authors and assorted dorks. Did I miss it somehow? I saw his rustbucket after he sped home, but nothing really about the con.

Ye Childs, ye Kiwis,
Ymunkoke stalkers who soon will prison see,
Assist me in my time of need
For I cannot Sneed!
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he didnt actually go because he is a failed writer
 
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ParasiteSteve said:
I didn't realise I had actually already read one of his books. Dead Sea, (I cannot be arsed to check, its the one with the boat going into a different realm/dimension). Its OK, but long and felt it dragged a bit, but it was OK. Its the kinda book you read, maybe skip a few pages in sections that drag on, then get off your long haul flight, and leave it in the lobby for someone else to have a go.
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Pretty much my feelings, not high art my any reach, but a decent way to pass some time.

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I apologize, my post was a little confusing looking back at it. I meant that Adrienne and Annabelle hadn’t been directly fucked with by the Pests to the best of my knowledge, but they are laughed at.
 
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30 days late to be topical + muh depression + any defense of alcoholism
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i honestly wouldn't mind Pat winning some good cash

he may be a fool and a pathological liar, but swatting makes you a faggot and i don't really see it as an injustice for him to get compensated for it, especially if the cops were mishandling it all

besides, Pat can use a win! he's been too buckbroken in recent years. he changed his phone number, he's too timid to share half naked selfies anymore, and won't even talk about his favorite bar foods. i think a taste of victory would reinvigorate his pigheadedness
 
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Pigsaw said:
i honestly wouldn't mind Pat winning some good cash

he may be a fool and a pathological liar, but swatting makes you a faggot and i don't really see it as an injustice for him to get compensated for it, especially if the cops were mishandling it all

besides, Pat can use a win! he's been too buckbroken in recent years. he changed his phone number, he's too timid to share half naked selfies anymore, and won't even talk about his favorite bar foods. i think a taste of victory would reinvigorate his pigheadedness
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Him having money again would also mean he could LARP as an author again.

He could also hire a new agent who could get him on tv shows and things again, talking about being swatted and persecuted.

Make Anime Illegal said:
He'll do anything to convinve people he lifts except upload a video of him actually lifting.
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Maybe he blew out his rectum or gave himself a hernia but refuses to make it public?
 
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Pat needs a settlement, there’s no way in a trial where he has to face cross examination he’s going to come across as extremely unsympathetic to the point of it becoming like the Josiah tapes.

No lawyer Child you don’t get to ask questions because hshhh little baby child.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

The jury especially if there’s black folks will think about all the times da polices did them dirty, and they got nothing and hate this cracka.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:

These videos are great. It allows me to introduce normies to patposting
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you can see by the comments that these videos are starting to reach normies.

i also weirdly enjoy prison the constant small gratuitous lies about kiwi farms / throwing the farms under the bus for stuff we had nothing to do with. idk why it's funny to me, it's just stupid and petty in a way i find entertaining
 
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Assuming the MPD does decide to settle, how much of that does Pat actually get? I'm assuming that the law firm he hired is going to want a large cut of it as Pat would not have had the money to hire them up front. I'd laugh if Pat gets a settlement, but the lawyers take almost all of it and he wants up getting into a slapfight with them over it.
 
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