Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
  1. Weekes wrote Mordin, yes, but he had to as it was assigned to him by Drew Karpyshyn and other folks at the top, with all the points to be included. Weekes hated that character for being part of a genocide.
it wasn't even a genocide, it was lowering the birthrate since krogans breed like crazy if left unchecked. the krogans were warring with the rest of the galaxy it was either that or an actual genocide. removing the genophage in 3 is dooming the galaxy but weekes is to retarded to see that.
 
Well, at least one of the WeekyWeekes and Friends gang made the leap to another subsidiary of EA, Motive. Guess she's not as useless as her friends, or maybe she's far more pleasant to work with, or maybe she suck cocks better.

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Okay, she can't be that good...

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Now to see if the gamedev is a learning animal and they can restrain themselves long enough not to turn ME5 into the same kind of dumpster fire that Dragon Age is.

Somehow, I'm very doubtful.
That ME5 will be total garbage and flop is a certainty. I don't understand why some people entertain the idea it will be a good game. After ME3 and Andromeda I honestly don't understand why anyone even cares if there will be a new ME game or not.
Being hyped about ME5 is like being hyped about "oh man, I am so hyped about the new all-trans Terminator movie. I think it's gonna be great!"


ME2 was great, ME3, was pretty bad, Andromeda was total shit. It was "Ride to Hell: Retribution" levels of shit.
The trend is clear and it is not like the writing quality at BioWare is improving over time, rather the opposite.

It is 100% guaranteed that ME5 will be really really bad. And people are so much uninterested in ME5 that I suspect there will, as usual, be a massive campaign about "far-right bigots hate this game" on twitter. Because otherwise no one would be talking about this game at all.
 
DA fans on bluesky are having a come apart. Yeah I think it’s dawning on everyone it’s the end of the road.

What is so disagreeable to me anyway is I have seen trannies and SJW libtards go to bat for months, for BioWare-defending the game until they were blue in the face. Justifying every bad decision and horrific mistake.

Just to make sure the chuds didn’t get a win.

That’s part of the problem-no matter how shit a game is, liberals and trannies will defend it until it literally ceases to exist simply so the “chud incels” don’t get a rhetorical victory lap.

I fucking kid you not.
 
DA fans on bluesky are having a come apart. Yeah I think it’s dawning on everyone it’s the end of the road.

What is so disagreeable to me anyway is I have seen trannies and SJW libtards go to bat for months, for BioWare-defending the game until they were blue in the face. Justifying every bad decision and horrific mistake.

Just to make sure the chuds didn’t get a win.

That’s part of the problem-no matter how shit a game is, liberals and trannies will defend it until it literally ceases to exist simply so the “chud incels” don’t get a rhetorical victory lap.

I fucking kid you not.
I'm not sure if it was either here or /v/ but that's why I speculated they didn't do anything to Concord, because it would mean the "chuds" "won".
 
Let's say ME5 theoretically has a 100% chance of being good, would that even save Bioware?

Bioware's last game that had good sales figures was DAI in 2014 and with ME5 probably not launching until 2029 at the earliest we're looking at 15 straight years of losses probably totaling in the 500+ million range.

EA is going to want launch sales in the 10-15 million range at the bare minimum and unless you're GTA no one gets those kinds of sales.

Tldr even if ME5 is good it might fail.
 
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Let's say ME5 theoretically has a 100% chance of being good, would that even save Bioware?
The only thing that can save Bioware is a team of consummate professionals (preferably with tard wranglers at the top, just in case) working to make good games without inserting mental illness into them. The company having financial success on any one singular title is just delaying the inevitable as long as the core issue persists.
 
Typical Reddit retardation. The story is BAAADDD and they did BAAAAADDDD work because EA is MEAN and didn't give the AWESOME WRITERS proper time to do great work.
Funny how previous teams put together a great game under the shitty conditions EA always imposes on its overworked teams during crunch time. If anything, they're slightly less shitty about it now, especially for the useless woketards who fuck everything up.
That’s part of the problem-no matter how shit a game is, liberals and trannies will defend it until it literally ceases to exist simply so the “chud incels” don’t get a rhetorical victory lap.
No number of simp tweets amount to even a dollar of actual revenue.

They may whine about chuddies, but not even woketards are buying this garbage.
 
Other than the Weekeses, it seems the entire writing team for Failguard got the axe. (Archive) Good fucking riddance to braindead trash, learn to mine coal, etc.

At this point I'm just glad I only bothered to buy the first DA game. Wish I could say the same for Mass Effect, but even more than that, I just wish this means the rumor that Bioware's going to be shut down in February is true and that EA will do the first decent thing in many years by finally putting this walking skeleton of a studio (the last of the flesh must've rotted away long ago) to eternal rest at long last.
 
Well that’s a wrap. Anyone want to wager on if BioWare is shut down by the end of 2025 or not?
 
Well that’s a wrap. Anyone want to wager on if BioWare is shut down by the end of 2025 or not?
i think EA will keep it alive for a few more years in name only but pretty much everyone will just be reassigned to other stuff.
 
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