Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[FiveStarAce]

What gets me everytime is how PROUD modern Bioware (ME3 onwards) employees are of their work. They delivered the worst games in their companies history, yet act like they are the greatest. Maybe, if they took just one second to critique their own work, they would still have a job.

 

[PB & Banana Sandwich]

What gets me everytime is how PROUD modern Bioware (ME3 onwards) employees are of their work. They delivered the worst games in their companies history, yet act like they are the greatest. Maybe, if they took just one second to critique their own work, they would still have a job.

Critique is toxic.

 

[LazyLizard]

If they add a DLC to fuck your pets (pet DLC also required) white women could singlehandedly save EA.

there's probably already a mod for that, there's a mod for everything.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

I'm surprised they went to downsizing - they could have at least try to outsource or H1B replace everyone with sycophantic Indians. The new games might have been buggy but we may have got to see the game mechanics for raping a dragon.

 

[OXRAZOR]

atleast you could customize the character to look like the jartycuck

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

It is not strange games get ruined by woke lunatics like this, these people should never come close to any games. Patrick Weekes AKA Trick Weekes. Source

He also brought on "Laura Kate Dale" as a consultant for the game Source

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This is so gay.

 

[Sprocket]

So far, many former employees on Bsky are affected with the layoffs. Including the one responsible for Taash, or more like Traash.
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At least it triggers the hell out of ResetERA, blaming it on President Trump and the MAGA supporters.
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It's very interesting looking at the names of those layed off. Feel free to me, but this does kind of look like woketard purge.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

I browsed the BioWare subreddit (yes, it exists), and the thread discussing Patrick's firing has some interesting, if unverified, stories.

1. Weekes wrote Mordin, yes, but he had to as it was assigned to him by Drew Karpyshyn and other folks at the top, with all the points to be included. Weekes hated that character for being part of a genocide.
2. Weekes wrote Solas, yes, but the Solas that ended in the game is the seventh iteration. David Gaider shat all over Weekes's early iterations of that character, so it's likely that the Egghead that moistened the wombs of the cat lady fans is as much a product of Gaider as it is Weekes's.

In other words, Weekes needed to be wrangled. All his "great works in the past" are likely great because someone on top stepped in and told Weekes to shape up or get out.

If left on his own - like when he was given full autonomy to dictate the story like in this game - his inner faggotry and retardation shine bright.

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Typical Reddit retardation. The story is BAAADDD and they did BAAAAADDDD work because EA is MEAN and didn't give the AWESOME WRITERS proper time to do great work.

 

[datura_binge]

It's not fair that Bioware gets to fuck around with several back to back flops while Maxis got turned into a zombified corpse.

That's what I am saying. When EA bought Maxis I remember them lasting not very long at all, they basically got turned into a husk almost immediately, so weird that Bioware got this much rope to hang themselves with.

 

[Mola Ram]

I browsed the BioWare subreddit (yes, it exists), and the thread discussing Patrick's firing has some interesting, if unverified, stories.

1. Weekes wrote Mordin, yes, but he had to as it was assigned to him by Drew Karpyshyn and other folks at the top, with all the points to be included. Weekes hated that character for being part of a genocide.
2. Weekes wrote Solas, yes, but the Solas that ended in the game is the seventh iteration. David Gaider shat all over Weekes's early iterations of that character, so it's likely that the Egghead that moistened the wombs of the cat lady fans is as much a product of Gaider as it is Weekes's.

In other words, Weekes needed to be wrangled. All his "great works in the past" are likely great because someone on top stepped in and told Weekes to shape up or get out.

If left on his own - like when he was given full autonomy to dictate the story like in this game - his inner faggotry and retardation shine bright.

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Typical Reddit retardation. The story is BAAADDD and they did BAAAAADDDD work because EA is MEAN and didn't give the AWESOME WRITERS proper time to do great work.

I know it's a small thing, but that sub's slavish fidelity to using preferred pronouns, including for fictional characters, makes me grind my teeth.

I assume it's a strongly enforced rule of the sub, but eesh.

 

[snort beg snort]

I'm shocked that fag shit isn't popular wow

 

[Psyduck]

I'm tired of the cycles, boss.

Fuck it. I'd rather have Super Jesus Time Show with Billy John and his perfect white family fighting satanic Pokeymans than more shit about brown lesbians.

Don't care if it's pandering. Don't care about the hypocrisy. I'm beyond fatigued by now.

 

[Ishtar]

Tranny Trick Weekes and “his” wife have both been laid off according to their bluesky accounts.

I’d say BioWare is about one foot away from the grave.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

I'm shocked that fag shit isn't popular wow

You'd think it would be, considering the core audience of fujoshi cat ladies that made up the bulk of present-day Dragon Age fandom, but to succeed in that department, you need the game to be aesthetically pleasing.

None of the love interests in this game is attractive, and their romantic interactions strongly suggest that Patrick Weekes and Corrine Busche have seriously never had a normal interaction with another non-mentally ill human being in their lives. There is no sex appeal, not even a hint of eroticism.
Fujoshi cat ladies love to do performative activism like parroting whatever is popular and trending in their social media, but behind closed doors, they will never give this game much of a glance because what they really want is to play a blonde, skinny, beautiful Dalish princess rocking on the huge cock of Iron Bull, making Cullen exchange his addiction to lyrium for an addiction to innocent but slutty Dalish vagine, and being fisted by Fenris's glowing fists. None of the love interests in this game can capture their imagination in the same way because these love interests all miss the mark on what makes fujoshi cat women's vagines transform into waterfalls - height, great body, angst, and sarcastic wit.

 

[Ishtar]

I browsed the BioWare subreddit (yes, it exists), and the thread discussing Patrick's firing has some interesting, if unverified, stories.

1. Weekes wrote Mordin, yes, but he had to as it was assigned to him by Drew Karpyshyn and other folks at the top, with all the points to be included. Weekes hated that character for being part of a genocide.
2. Weekes wrote Solas, yes, but the Solas that ended in the game is the seventh iteration. David Gaider shat all over Weekes's early iterations of that character, so it's likely that the Egghead that moistened the wombs of the cat lady fans is as much a product of Gaider as it is Weekes's.

In other words, Weekes needed to be wrangled. All his "great works in the past" are likely great because someone on top stepped in and told Weekes to shape up or get out.

If left on his own - like when he was given full autonomy to dictate the story like in this game - his inner faggotry and retardation shine bright.

Edited to add:

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Typical Reddit retardation. The story is BAAADDD and they did BAAAAADDDD work because EA is MEAN and didn't give the AWESOME WRITERS proper time to do great work.

This would also explain why Weekes writes the Qunari so badly. But yeah, damn. He was the head writer of DAV and it shows.

 

[Kharash]

Weekes wrote Mordin, yes, but he had to as it was assigned to him by Drew Karpyshyn and other folks at the top, with all the points to be included. Weekes hated that character for being part of a genocide.

I always hated that Mordin became a pussy between 2 and 3 and just goes against everything he stood for in 2 so this makes perfect sense.

 

[Mola Ram]

I always hated that Mordin became a pussy between 2 and 3 and just goes against everything he stood for in 2 so this makes perfect sense.

If you go Paragon in his loyalty mission, his change of heart makes perfect sense. Renegade, on the other hand ...

ME's morality system got progressively more retarded with each installment, and I would guess that differentiating between one resolution or the other -- besides changing scores on the War Assets count, and Mordin's mission doesn't even get that -- was too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.

 

[BlankSpaceBaby]

Tell me about it. Renegade goes from "Pragmatic" in the first game to cray cray, sociopath, and even insane at many instances in the second and third game.

Shame, because Mark Meer makes for an excellent Renegade Shepard.

 

[Ishtar]

Renegade Shepherd in ME3 may as well be larping a Sith Lord or something. It’s just being evil for the sake of it.

It’s amusing sometimes but it’s not “hard pragmatic decisions” like it was in ME1.

I don’t mind RPing a totally ruthless bastard for its own sake. But the entire system does need to be reworked.

 

[Earthly Treasures]

What gets me everytime is how PROUD modern Bioware (ME3 onwards) employees are of their work. They delivered the worst games in their companies history, yet act like they are the greatest. Maybe, if they took just one second to critique their own work, they would still have a job.

Because they are never proud of the game, really. If you listen to them talk it becomes quite obvious that they treat these productions like group projects at a daycare. It's always about the incredible time and fun they had with other people while working at the studio, never about creating something interesting or valuable. It's like they never left college.