Team Fortress 2 Community - A free-to-play dress up game for grownups, gameplay fully automated! Waiting to be mercy killed...

[Rudy Coleman]

I actually tried kicking the lower one (because he was on my team), but the vote failed.

one of the best nights i had playing tf2 was me and a friend followed a guy from server to server vote kicking for 5 hours, it went through every time,
His crime? he was healing me and got random crit by a scout, he got pissy at me in chat for not protecting him.

my point is you can just spam votes and most of the time they will go through

 

[Solaire of Austria]

my point is you can just spam votes and most of the time they will go through

Yeah, I know, that's how I usually get rid of the ballast in stalling matches, but this one was ended too soon thanks to our medic (not this one) actually knowing what game he plays, and as a result, me standing in their spawnroom door and getting 5:1 k:d as a HLH heavy while a gibus scout did what he can do best.

 

[Breadbassket]

Someone made a video on the downfall of some TF2 group called G.E.W.P

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

I feel ashamed for being bullied into ever agreeing with faggot ideas spawned from the cholestorol and loli porn addled mind of Uncle Dane. Originally when Dane started whining about "muh trickle down balance" I had a moment of clarity where I didn't quite like the idea of weapons being bland garbage designed to fit into competitive queer metas. After voicing this opinion a couple times, I got shouted down by Dane fanboys and quietly conformed to the overruling opinion. When he started to bitch about crits, I originally didn't agree at all because getting crits was funny and being killed by a crit wasn't that big of a deal. After voicing my opinion and getting shouted down again, I quietly complied and internalized this mentality. It made me start to get MAD when I died to a random crit. I made my gameplay experience much less fun for no benefit. Fuck mainstream TF2 """opinions""" and thank you Gabber and castaway for helping me deprogram from this bot mentality and remember what we gave up in the name of appeasing competitive trannies who will never be satisfied.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

I feel ashamed for being bullied into ever agreeing with faggot ideas spawned from the cholestorol and loli porn addled mind of Uncle Dane. Originally when Dane started whining about "muh trickle down balance" I had a moment of clarity where I didn't quite like the idea of weapons being bland garbage designed to fit into competitive queer metas. After voicing this opinion a couple times, I got shouted down by Dane fanboys and quietly conformed to the overruling opinion. When he started to bitch about crits, I originally didn't agree at all because getting crits was funny and being killed by a crit wasn't that big of a deal. After voicing my opinion and getting shouted down again, I quietly complied and internalized this mentality. It made me start to get MAD when I died to a random crit. I made my gameplay experience much less fun for no benefit. Fuck mainstream TF2 """opinions""" and thank you Gabber and castaway for helping me deprogram from this bot mentality and remember what we gave up in the name of appeasing competitive trannies who will never be satisfied.

I also loved random crits, I always loved unfair weapons and I always loved how TF2 encouraged "toxicity". Look at some of the achievements if you don't believe me. You got achievements for taunting players you just killed, bullying them into quitting the match and completely dominating the other team.

Not sure if this is the case anymore, but couldn't you actually get banned from Uncletopia servers for taunting people too much when you killed them? Never played there myself, but I remember someone else mentioning that to me.

 

[Verdigris]

Really getting tired of people treating Kitty0706 like hes TF2 Jesus or something. Guy made a couple of lolrandum gmod videos, I don't get why people continue to cry and piss their pants about his untimely passing to this very day.

I really liked Team Fabulous 2 when I was young but wasn't a specific fan of kitty0706, so I didn't really feel anything, If anything its kinda disgusting how disingenuous people are over shit like this, its a similar thing with the death of Rick May, but at least with his death we got 2fort twerker funnies.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

When he started to bitch about crits, I originally didn't agree at all because getting crits was funny and being killed by a crit wasn't that big of a deal. After voicing my opinion and getting shouted down again, I quietly complied and internalized this mentality. It made me start to get MAD when I died to a random crit. I made my gameplay experience much less fun for no benefit.

His random crits video essay is easily the worst video he's ever made. The amount of brainwashing it did to the community is unbelievable.

That video is single-handedly responsible for the braindead "Random crits are fair and balanced" copypasta plus all of it's variants that you see everywhere in Casual today, the incessant sperging from post-JI players about random crits, and the "apologizing for getting a random crit" plus aforementioned "must get frustrated at random crit kill" mentalities.

Someone could unironically and should make a essay on Uncle Dane and his terrible influence on TF2, he's done so much damage to this game.

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

apologizing for getting a random crit

People should apologize to me for dying to my crit.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

People should apologize to me for dying to my crit.

random crits from a crusander cross bow to cross map snipes made my fucking day. Following up with the Schadenfreude taunt was just peak for me.

 

[Conan]

Random crits allow a fresh install to kill a 25 killstreak soldier that only engages when his pocket med has uber.

Dane and Co. hate crits because they are that soldier med combo and think nothing should impede their faggy stomp session.

sometimes the guy at the top of the scoreboard has to die or you get predictable stomps. I came to this conclusion after 14 years of tf2 with 4 of those years playing on no crit servers.

Dane crying that crits aren't fun is because to him total stomps are ok because "skill" triumphs and the losers didn't try hard enough.

 

[Shoresy]

random crits are fair and balanced

 

[piombo]

since compshitting talk i'll preach to the choir and say that compniggers are delusional mongoloids that don't really know how to play this game without their blacklisting and everything else, and with the inbound zesty MyM video we get to find even more reasons to shit on the cunts, but generally see solarlight with his caber video as a peak example of their retardation.

what i won't preach to the choir for is the fact that the other extreme is as bad as compniggers since it demands everything to be as cancerously op as possible, gabber is a peak example of this since he defends sniper and demands everything (even weapons that are very good like the detonator and the scorch) to be buffed coz he's basically shit at anything that isn't (and even by then he's overly reliant on crutches) scout or sniper.

but between these two cancers i'll still take the least bad and go with gabber's take, even if it shits on choices that valve took when they gave something that resembled a singular shit.

 

[MooseGump]

I thought this was the smash thread with all the compniggery going on in this game, every longstanding game WILL be reduced to its bare minimum and you WILL play it and give money to my favorite TF2tuber

 

[They were once men]

since compshitting talk i'll preach to the choir and say that compniggers are delusional mongoloids that don't really know how to play this game without their blacklisting and everything else, and with the inbound zesty MyM video we get to find even more reasons to shit on the cunts, but generally see solarlight with his caber video as a peak example of their retardation.

what i won't preach to the choir for is the fact that the other extreme is as bad as compniggers since it demands everything to be as cancerously op as possible, gabber is a peak example of this since he defends sniper and demands everything (even weapons that are very good like the detonator and the scorch) to be buffed coz he's basically shit at anything that isn't (and even by then he's overly reliant on crutches) scout or sniper.

but between these two cancers i'll still take the least bad and go with gabber's take, even if it shits on choices that valve took when they gave something that resembled a singular shit.

due to the comp nigger we gotta balance the game for comp now, weapons like the shortstop where nerfed into oblivion so even on casual matches people don't use it because its dogshit, This need for everything to be perfectly balanced to appease such a small part of the playerbase was one of the stupidest things valve ever did and I blame people like uncle dane who had valve's ear somehow and managed to push all the changes through.

 

[piombo]

due to the comp nigger we gotta balance the game for comp now, weapons like the shortstop where nerfed into oblivion so even on casual matches people don't use it because its dogshit, This need for everything to be perfectly balanced to appease such a small part of the playerbase was one of the stupidest things valve ever did and I blame people like uncle dane who had valve's ear somehow and managed to push all the changes through.

argument is right but the example is bad, the shortstop was one of the few weapons that was actually buffed since now he's less of a bitch to knockback compared to its previous iterations, add that pubs should not be used as a metric in terms of gauging what weapons are good or not since as an example the force-a-nature is a good double barrel but nobody really uses it.
a better example is GRU/eviction notice since those weapons got nerfed super hard because they do the horrifying thing of increasing heavy's speed.

 

[BlueCandles]

Soldier and Demo mains get mad when they’re told they can’t kill everything ever anywhere. A noble brave heavy anchoring for their team at the centre point 15% faster than he usually does is absolutely forbidden.

 

[Homostand]

This will probably be disliked here, but I do like random shotgun spread and random crits being off.

Shotgun spread because it makes the spread tighter, and I think the shotguns are more fun that way.

Crits, because while fucking hilarious are often quite annoying.

Class limits are the most retarded thing ever, solving no problems while making the game less interesting.

 

[Conan]

This will probably be disliked here, but I do like random shotgun spread and random crits being off.

Shotgun spread because it makes the spread tighter, and I think the shotguns are more fun that way.

Crits, because while fucking hilarious are often quite annoying.

Class limits are the most retarded thing ever, solving no problems while making the game less interesting.

Turn off minigun spread because I think miniguns are more fun that way.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I think shotgun spread should at least be slightly reworked but I don't think it should be fixed because that's just weird. Maybe instead we could have like, a shotgun sidegrade that has fixed bullet patterns? Then to balance it we could like, give it wider spread every time it fires, and maybe just slap on a faster switch speed as a bonus.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Random crits allow a fresh install to kill a 25 killstreak soldier that only engages when his pocket med has uber.

Dane and Co. hate crits because they are that soldier med combo and think nothing should impede their faggy stomp session.

sometimes the guy at the top of the scoreboard has to die or you get predictable stomps. I came to this conclusion after 14 years of tf2 with 4 of those years playing on no crit servers.

Dane crying that crits aren't fun is because to him total stomps are ok because "skill" triumphs and the losers didn't try hard enough.

I came to this conclusion after watching one of elmaxo's GETTING 100 GORILLION KILLS WITHOUT DYING or whatever videos. Whenever he started crying about how a fresh install pyro random crit melted his ass, my main thought was "This is supposed to make me hate random crits?" No surprise he started playing on and glazing uncletopia in those videos.

what i won't preach to the choir for is the fact that the other extreme is as bad as compniggers since it demands everything to be as cancerously op as possible, gabber is a peak example of this since he defends sniper and demands everything (even weapons that are very good like the detonator and the scorch) to be buffed coz he's basically shit at anything that isn't (and even by then he's overly reliant on crutches) scout or sniper.

I do agree that his gay opinions on buffing sniper are retarded (sniper is and always has been fine), but I will defend castaway to the death after having tried it. The state of the game genuinely was better back then and even all these SUPER OP GAME BREAKING WEAPONS YouTube propaganda has taught people to hate weren't so bad in 2014. Since this is a prime example, I'll talk about sandman guillotine. Most of the scout shitters on the server use that combo because it's a huge draw to get to try this insane combo of legends everyone's heard about. Even with everyone trying it, things are fine. I die to it probably only once a round, if that. Even after being moonshot stunned, it's not very upsetting. After all, the sniper just straight up kills you from similar ranges and way more often to boot. Having access to a bunch of loadouts like this which used to be good is incredibly fun.