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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Jen's Bluesky mentions are very sparse. Even in a big hugbox like Bluesky, it's clear that very few of his fellow troons want to interact with him. I almost feel bad for him, but then I remember how he's a hateful little gremlin who likes to randomly accuse people of being "Christo-fascist child rapists", etc. Work on yourself, Jen.
He gives off so many red flags it's impressive. Even if you agree with him and his unhinged accusations and calls for death you probably don't want it blasted on main like he does. It's why Kevin can not rock the boat and interact with other trannies frequently while Jen has to beg people to play his RPG Maker project.
 
I'm guessing the suspension was from a post that could be considered inciting violence. That probably takes priority to staff on Bluesky and elsewhere and a shiteload of people are Fedposting as of late for reasons you can guess. In the Knockout/Facepunch thread there's a lot of flack mods get for telling troons not to Fedpost and they're too retarded to understand.
 
I'm guessing the suspension was from a post that could be considered inciting violence. That probably takes priority to staff on Bluesky and elsewhere and a shiteload of people are Fedposting as of late for reasons you can guess. In the Knockout/Facepunch thread there's a lot of flack mods get for telling troons not to Fedpost and they're too retarded to understand.
The current US president doing a campaign stop had someone inhale the fumes so much they took a shot at him and grazed him.
Another person was caught armed and sneaking around said Candidate-Now-President's home.
I'm pretty sure the Feds are the polar opposite of "chill" when it comes to talk about political violance, and any place that doesn't want to get Fed raided is doing likewise.
 
I wonder if they're paying the property taxes/utility bills on the place or it's still in the grandparents name, I know which one they'd prefer
If you were their grandparents, would you hand over anything to the troons on paper? If they have even a lick of sense, they've signed a 'rental' agreement to make it very clear who owns the land still.
L8 and gay but for those curious, no Penny does not own their current squat on paper. His grandparents' names are Anahid and Walter Logue, so that's their trust. The property last changed hands in 2017, according to this, so that's either when grandma and grandpa did their estate planning or when they bought the property.

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Many states have public data that lets you look up who owns a parcel of land. Some are searchable by address, some are searchable by owner name.

They may have a rental agreement drawn up with the trust where they actually pay rent, they may have a rental agreement where their 'rent' is the cost of utilities/upkeep/taxes (common when people just want to get something out of their own name), or the grandparents may just let their failson live there like the squatter he is.
 
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They may have a rental agreement drawn up with the trust where they actually pay rent, they may have a rental agreement where their 'rent' is the cost of utilities/upkeep/taxes (common when people just want to get something out of their own name), or the grandparents may just let their failson live there like the squatter he is.
Kevin is broke as fuck right now so it's more than likely the former
 
Kevin is broke as fuck right now so it's more than likely the former
When is Kevin NOT broke as fuck? I figured that the period between e-beg and transformers purchase would typically be measured in seconds.

(legitimately though, are they more strapped for cash than usual right now? I can't bring myself to actually follow Kevin's thread, he's just too constantly gross).
 
When is Kevin NOT broke as fuck? I figured that the period between e-beg and transformers purchase would typically be measured in seconds.

(legitimately though, are they more strapped for cash than usual right now? I can't bring myself to actually follow Kevin's thread, he's just too constantly gross).
He's mentioned it a few times since the tranch collapsed. Just yesterday he said he was too broke to buy some other tranny's book, though I can't go grab a screenshot of the post right now.

Figured most of his and Jen's tugboat and whatever scraps of cash Penny must be making at Target or wherever is all going directly to paying the rent. It  is a million-dollar house, after all.

Kevin's thread is mostly dead right now, but he's not been doing much other than play overwatch since the inauguration.
 
L8 and gay but for those curious, no Penny does not own their current squat on paper. His grandparents' names are Anahid and Walter Logue, so that's their trust. The property last changed hands in 2017, according to this, so that's either when grandma and grandpa did their estate planning or when they bought the property.

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Many states have public data that lets you look up who owns a parcel of land. Some are searchable by address, some are searchable by owner name.

They may have a rental agreement drawn up with the trust where they actually pay rent, they may have a rental agreement where their 'rent' is the cost of utilities/upkeep/taxes (common when people just want to get something out of their own name), or the grandparents may just let their failson live there like the squatter he is.
If they're smart enough to have kept control and kept a trust, the trust almost certainly has a rental agreement in place to avoid any squatters rights issues. But if Kevin is as broke as said, its either an absolute pittance of a rent, or its a normal-ish rent on paper that's in serious arrears. If they're smart, its the latter - Everywhere that I know of, a landlord is under no obligation to evict for failure to pay rent but never loses the option, so it gives you a stick to keep the troons in line.
 
They should still have their prostates. They can work their atrophied walnuts through the poopchute or neogina.
Comrade Flanders was referencing a much-earlier Kevpost where Kevin explained the reason he was excited for Wedge's visit was because Kevin couldn't figure out how to have sex that wasn't PIV.

A better scholar than me should be able to find it; it was a strange admission from the polymorphously perverse Kevvie.
 
Comrade Flanders was referencing a much-earlier Kevpost where Kevin explained the reason he was excited for Wedge's visit was because Kevin couldn't figure out how to have sex that wasn't PIV.

A better scholar than me should be able to find it; it was a strange admission from the polymorphously perverse Kevvie.
Lucky find.

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lol, yes, I remember that tweet too.

edit: Found this on pg 521, I think it's it

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(of the girlfriends I live with, one has a vag and the other is ace, so sex isn't as common as I might like)
(Daddy [Wedge] will be moving in at some point and that might change >.> )
 
L8 and gay but for those curious, no Penny does not own their current squat on paper. His grandparents' names are Anahid and Walter Logue, so that's their trust. The property last changed hands in 2017, according to this, so that's either when grandma and grandpa did their estate planning or when they bought the property.

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Many states have public data that lets you look up who owns a parcel of land. Some are searchable by address, some are searchable by owner name.

They may have a rental agreement drawn up with the trust where they actually pay rent, they may have a rental agreement where their 'rent' is the cost of utilities/upkeep/taxes (common when people just want to get something out of their own name), or the grandparents may just let their failson live there like the squatter he is.
The gramps also have at least a couple other children and grandchildren, to share the inheritance/property assets with when they die, rather than the true and honest natural order of it flowing to the Tranchers sticky hands after the old couple are lovingly given a community burial / death-pitted in the field like the 'paccas.

Best thing Penny and Co could (reasonably) hope for, is that the other kin would have any desire to keep the property in the family, that it was in a desirable destination and kept in good order, welcome to visit, paired with desire to do so, and full ownership could be eventually earned from the other beneficiaries on a sweetheart mortgage deal.
All of that hope is pretty much worthless, the other relatives don't appear to be overly geographically close, and when the time comes will almost defo just want things divvied up, in what becomes a not terrific partial share when disseminated that many ways, then 3 more again in being roof-provider of Pennysquel of rampant consuming locust troons.

That would be the *reasonable* expectation. As it stands, I think there will be a grim, doomed litigation arc of Penny and Co laying a big claim on the estate for "nursing home care" just to really and trully poison things.
 
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