Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[East_Clintwood]

Bless his heart, Pat thinks he's Leonidas:

 

[Post Reply]

Bless his heart, Pat thinks he's Leonidas:
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When he is clearly Ephialtes, the sniveling hunchback
who betrayed his own people:
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Wait for Athenades, traitor child.

I've asked a Greek history expert to comment on Pat's self-identification with Leonidas and the Spartans. Here is what he had to say:

 

[AnOminous]

For the swats, sure, but that was the Chubby incident where they didn't directly witness it.

They appear to have been lying about the FBI doing anything, too. While the feds often slow-respond, no-respond, explicitly refuse to disclose, or turn over a bunch of stuff redacted to uselessness when they don't want to comply, in my experience they generally don't outright lie about the existence or nonexistence of records.

It's interesting the parties in the civil suit seem to agree that the defendants don't expect a full victory on summary judgment.

He'll do anything to convinve people he lifts except upload a video of him actually lifting.

He lifts hundreds of pounds (of fat) every time he stands up.

I've asked a Greek history expert to comment on Pat's self-identification with Leonidas and the Spartans. Here is what he had to say:

Also Fatty's just plumb wrong about what happened. All 300 of Leonidas's Spartans did die, but most of the Theban allies surrendered.

It's not remembered because they won (they didn't) or even necessarily achieved their strategic goal (the Greeks lost), but as an example of a valiant but hopeless last stand, like Masada.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fatrick has hit his flashpoint as a lolcow. The plots (in a narrative sense) that made him interesting have all largely resolved, and Fatrick repeating his mistakes would just be a rehash of events that successfully ran their course. Frankly, he’s too bitch-made to take actions like what garnered attention towards him again.

Every time someone says something like this something new and exciting and also retarded happens. A pig on pig W could take us to places unseen. Seriously if he has a modicum of success I predict he does another media tour and tries to become the face of reform as he and nikster have mentioned. Mainstream pat in a trump climate where Trump keeps throwing it on the table to show everybody how big it is and pat and his faucet seethe impotently with a renewed passion for resisting the fash because of his maybe W. New eyes on mainstream Pat could be hilarious, I refuse to believe the arc is over. He’s like Santa clause for adults, somehow something magical happens every time you think you’ve outgrown patposting lol.

 

[Broadside]

I've asked a Greek history expert to comment on Pat's self-identification with Leonidas and the Spartans. Here is what he had to say:
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The difference is Pat, you're not part of the Persian empire and he's not a Spartan, and your side is never attaining a win again.

Pat also fails to mention that following the burning of Athens, the Persians got assblasted back to Asia by the Greeks TWICE (battle of Salamis and Platea). The victories helped cement the burgeoning Athenian Empire which formed a bulwark against Persia for the rest of time until the sand nigger's empire withered away.

Imagine trying to frame one victory amidst a sea of huge defeats as some sort of gotcha.

 

[femoralcanal]

I've asked a Greek history expert to comment on Pat's self-identification with Leonidas and the Spartans.

The only thing remotely Spartan about Pat is his sex life: filled with absolute disdain for women and ridiculous amounts of sodomy.

Fun Fact: "300" is also the title of Tommy Tomlinson's best selling home movie.

Edit:

@Broadside
The persian got assblasted at by Salamis

What a coincidence, that's also a generational Tomlinson tradition!

 

[Markorian]

Video by Josiah Munoz summarizing Fatrick and his false flags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCRnXVrlKI

I'll have to watch it when I have the time, I think the single best evidence we have of pat SWATting himself is the fact we know he's done other falseflags before. Sure, all the downright weird circumstantial evidence adds up, but him doing other shit to himself makes it a pattern of behavior.

 

[bortherman]

Imagine trying to frame one victory amidst a sea of huge defeats as some sort of gotcha.

Screw you buddy, that's one of Pat's best bits.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MLmSy)


(https://archive.fo/wip/XiUDe)
A collection of Fatrick posts.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll have to watch it when I have the time, I think the single best evidence we have of pat SWATting himself is the fact we know he's done other falseflags before. Sure, all the downright weird circumstantial evidence adds up, but him doing other shit to himself makes it a pattern of behavior.

I think one argument against it is his other false flags were so inept and bungled that it's hard to believe he pulled off a sophisticated series of false flags over a period of over a year, the prime example being the absolutely idiotic video of someone who is obviously Pat vandalizing his own property.

 

[Markorian]

I think one argument against it is his other false flags were so inept and bungled that it's hard to believe he pulled off a sophisticated series of false flags over a period of over a year, the prime example being the absolutely idiotic video of someone who is obviously Pat vandalizing his own property.

I think that's probably the best counter-argument, but it's not ironclad considering how many bits of patlore we find out about years later. Chubby's cheesesteaks, the truth of The Lappening, etc.

 

[dj0449674]

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(https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MLmSy)

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(https://archive.fo/wip/XiUDe)
A collection of Fatrick posts.

He's such a fat idiot.

Swapping the end links without changing the swaybars bushings isn't going to do anything and likely will just cause the sway bar bushings to fail.

These parts operate as a system and need to be upgraded at the same time.

 

[AnOminous]

Swapping the end links without changing the swaybars bushings isn't going to do anything and likely will just cause the sway bar bushings to fail.

Has Rick ever, once, done even the simplest thing without absolutely fucking it up?

 

[McMitch]

The slop in the front suspension is from the combination of Fatrick’s fat ass putting undue stress on them, combined with his assured driving over curbs as he drives while intoxicated and/or stupid.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Not what fascism is about. It's also a more modern concept, at least the word. Sometimes they claim the want to get back the supremacy that their state once had, but not all of the time. As someone who's authoritarian Left. I don't see the issue in controlling people. People are stupid and make the dumbest choices possible. Getting back what your country had in the past though? Why bother? Be better and never lose it. War is only good for downsizing the population and the economy after a decade or so and that's only if you don't get sanctioned with no allies willing to trade with you.

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One of these days he'll be arrested for a DUI given his inability to drive properly.
The people who Biden pardoned are all fuck ups too but unlike the Jan 6 people committed actual crimes.

 

[bortherman]

He's such a fat idiot.

Swapping the end links without changing the swaybars bushings isn't going to do anything and likely will just cause the sway bar bushings to fail.

No Child, my bushings are fine and the DMV know they are.

These parts operate as a system and need to be upgraded at the same time.

You wait until the factory components have rotted off before buying upgraded aftermarket parts

 

[Fallow Tallow]

Has Rick ever, once, done even the simplest thing without absolutely fucking it up?

He seems to be quite good at eating.

 

[femoralcanal]

Has Rick ever, once, done even the simplest thing without absolutely fucking it up?

I was about to say "becoming one of the greatest lolcows of all time" but then I remembered the fat piece of shit never got above 3rd place at the Julays so... it's a tough one man.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was about to say "becoming one of the greatest lolcows of all time" but then I remembered the fat piece of shit never got above 3rd place at the Julays so... it's a tough one man.

At least he's top internet tough guy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He seems to be quite good at eating.

I don't know, that dainty bitchtit picture of him cutting some british mysterymeat or whatever can go here.

I don't think he's even that good at eating. Good at being fat, perhaps.