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[Xev]

Troons will regret it when they hit middle age and look like chris chan

 

[DreinMeinVein]

Balding isn't something any man with confidence should be worried about, besides I'm pretty sure balding is a sign of high testosterone, although mostly I think its down to genetics, you're either prone to it or not. Not something you can control, so not something worth worrying abo

This is very true. Sure, it's the cope that balding men tell themselves. It's the cope they tell each other. Not the end of the world, Kiwis.

But the twinky teen years will end for every man eventually. That's a good thing, so lean into it. Get that close-cropped hairstyle. Lift some weights. Cultivate the strong look. Enjoy it.
One day we'll all look withered and aged (if we're lucky enough to live that long). Be masculine now.

Remember, troons, you will never look like a teenaged girl. Do not pretend to be a 14 year old girl. The whole concept is disgusting and unobtainable. You will never be a sexy anime girl.

Lifting weights, however, will make you look good.
THIS POST WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BALD KIWI LOBBY GROUP. SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND LIFT NOW!

 

[Procopius]

Toupees and wigs would be a better move for balding men and troons than messing around with medications that can affect your health.

If it's good enough for John Wayne ....

 

[Ampicilina500mg]

Tranny shares "awkward conversation with daughter":

Creepy to talk about your "breast buds" in the same paragraph as your 12yo daughter but okay. The comments are horrible though.

Damn pigs and potential pedophiles
Nothing about this conversation felt natural, I wish it was more of a case of "things that never happened" but it seems the only thing troons don't lie about is awkward encounters with children.

 

[supremeautismo]

This fat troon "Lexi" has the audacity to post videos bashing women while looking a mess.

lol

 

[Dolly Brooks]

“Men will fuck farm animals and fruit (lol) but not meeeeee.” Take that to the grave sis, maybe some dude will dig you up and fuck you by accident. Now I’m just imagining a man digging up some chick’s corpse only to realize it’s a dude’s and placing it neatly back in the coffin.

You can tell they’re perverted men with male sex drives because they’d rather be anyone’s fleshlight instead of have an ounce of respect for themselves and opting out. They’ll do all of these mental backflips (WELL ACTUALLY, DA LATIN WORD IS…) just to have a shot at catching EbolaAIDS.

And yet, they’re still not as disgusting as the dude rubbing his chest against his 12-year-old daughter’s and saying “Now we’re both going through the same thing.”

You found enough material to peak the world, congrats.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

Palestine for queers:

Spoiler: Public hanging

Call me a softy. Fine.
I don't think men should be hanged for poofery. They didn't even wear the stupid rubber dog masks.

Islam is worse than quiet homosexuality.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Telling Minors to buy HRT off the Internet.

Talking to Minors about their "Breast".

Flashing People in Public.

Fuck It Let Trump Go Full Fuher on their Asses and throw them against the wall.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Call me a softy. Fine.
I don't think men should be hanged for poofery. They didn't even wear the stupid rubber dog masks.

Islam is worse than quiet homosexuality.

Yeah, forcing gay men to go DL doesn’t stop them, it just encourages them to find even worse outlets or keep sham marriages and bring home diseases to their pregnant wives (see black community.) Guarantee every Allah-fearing man involved in hanging them has raped a little boy in between raping little girls and goats.

Straight men of the farms, think of all of the dumbest things you’ve done in an attempt to get off but now you have 5 or 500 equally willing sex partners within a stone’s throw of your house or workplace. Death penalty ain’t enough to stop them, make it rain prep and throw anyone caught with a minor in prison forever. The constant age gap discourse is enough to prove to me that a good amount of straight men would take them just as young if they could, it’s just a lot harder for them to find equally willing teen girls to meet them at the park.

There’s still value in encouraging monogamy and regular STD testing but I don’t see banning it entirely working out. The dog suit parades, however…

 

[FiveStarAce]

This sort of grooming these AGP fucks do on pReddit to confused kids should be a felony at the Federal level. This asshole is recommending this minor seeks out and takes chemical castration drugs that have the potential to permanently damage his body and mind. This shit needs to be illegal.
This kid is 14 ffs, anyone that age that thinks they're a Troon is a vulnerable minor that has been indocrinated and twisted by these freaks, he didn't independantly decide he was "trapped in the wrong body" or whatever bullshit these faggots push.
Encouraging a minor into Trooning out should be a fucking felony and the freaks doing it should be on the sex offenders register.
These perverts need to be ID'd and shamed.
Its a new fucking dawn.
This shit has to stop and criminalizing the open grooming these AGP freaks do on places like pReddit would be a start.

Just days ago you could have lost your job and social standing, just for this post and it's still like this in almost every modern country. Crazy, right?

 

[Otterly]

0% of "sex change" surgeries result in a changed sex. Nobody can change sex. It's the only surgery with a 0% success rate. It does not work.

The 1% figure is a lie as well. Imagine if the patients post knee replacement were hounded if they complained the way any dissenters are in the tranny community. There’s no pressure to not complain about a knee replacement.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

The 1% figure is a lie as well. Imagine if the patients post knee replacement were hounded if they complained the way any dissenters are in the tranny community. There’s no pressure to not complain about a knee replacement.

Yeah they’re based on old shady stats with shit f/u at best, if you frequent the SRS thread you’ll see troons who complain about their surgery (not even mentioning the surgeon, but enough detail to make it obvious to the clinic) on Friday and get a discharge letter from their surgeon on Monday, Good luck finding someone else in the tristate area willing to touch your wreckt genitals. Mods snatch up any troons who complain and either redirect them “this belongs over at r/troonsurgeries, not here” or “SORRY THAT HAPPENED but that’s rare and also your fault for not dilating at the randomly assigned schedule, stop scaring the pre-victims!”

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Spoiler: I guess this is the least of your bad decisions.

Spoiler: OAGP

Spoiler: Ever wanted to see RuPaul with "real" boobs?

Spoiler: Discount? 50%? Wonder why...?

Spoiler: FaceApp is another gateway

Spoiler: I guess you're the only one

Spoiler: Just a pair of Hons coomin' and groomin' in Predator Paradise

Spoiler: Become the gamer girl you wanted

Spoiler: There are other things about you that are unbelievable

Spoiler: I'm sorry you feel that way

Spoiler: Bout to cut my balls off, tell me I'm cute tho 🫶

Spoiler: Two and half years on HRT will turn you into a mid-40s wine mom

Spoiler: Keep in mind, this is what you have to deal with at your apartment pool

Spoiler: [stereotype.exe]

Spoiler: Because you try and defy nature, and nature punishes you

Spoiler: Onison's final form

Spoiler: When all you can do by coping is rely on the fact that you'll be approached by chasers

Spoiler: Spoiler: It was a remote job

Spoiler: Did they see your untouched face and realize that "Oh, that's why they were too eager"?

Spoiler: Unclockable, right?

 

[dfranki723]

Seriously, Instagram loves filling your explore with unhinged troons and their ilk. You're just scrolling through cute animals videos, the sign man Tony fucking people up and then you're jump-scared with this bullshit.

Straight men must defile their penises or else.

 

[Turkey Beef]

crossposting from this thread:
https://x.com/MythinformedMKE/status/1664665563879145473

 

[Potato Burrito]

Idk where else to post this so it's going here.

Reddit user u/thefinal-daisy posted to r/offmychest in a panic after her fiance suddenly confessed he is trans.



Oh but we aren't done. The last part with an edit:

She went on to post screenshots of the texts in r/amioverreacting (link | archive) in which he admits it's a fetish and had post-nut clarity after jerking off AT WORK:

Spoiler: It's a fetish

Girl RUN!

 

[Fort Brooks]

Jesus, how much porn has this guy been watching? That lady has gotta get out of there as quick as she can.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

"There are cis women who produce sperm"
They're getting dumber by the day.

Link | Archive

 

[Chandelier]

Friendly queer jew with very long nails
mattxiv gives his take on detransers being too insignificant to matter, which several of my libfem or other trannyloving friends have reposted.

This same Jew is the one who is so pro woman he told JKR to shut up and die, how much of a hag she is, etc. He's an Instagram sodomite so his "fact sheets" are all brightly coloured PowerPoints so fellow IG retards can reblogs it. Schuyler Bailar, the swimming pooner, does the same shit.

Creepy to talk about your "breast buds" in the same paragraph as your 12yo daughter but okay. The comments are horrible though.

Oh I'm sure this happened. I'm sure his teenage daughter is telling him all about the gossip and makeup and what clothes to wear and how her own mother won't listen to her needs. I call absolute bullshit.

Lastly, coping and seething about neovagoos from melania_trumpet at r/StraightTransGirls, my new favorite poster for unadulterated seethe:

"Our pelvic floor muscles are the same"

No they aren't. Ours are completely different, plus the uterine muscles are completely separate.

No, the vagina may not be "never ending" but it can expand with proper arousal and do a lot of amazing shit.

The SRS neovagina isn't even in the place where a natal vagina would be, and they still keep the anogenital distance of males. Sorry our vaginas don't have the bacterial colony of an uncircumcised penis with unshed skin cells.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

My local LUNAtic is back at it with a hilarious introspective but still missing the mark.

"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck..." Yet will wig out when you call it a man.