Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
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Kek. Game studios should hire resetera speds, do the direct opposite of whatever they say and then watch the money come pouring in.
 
reading the latest news holy shit this game really put the hurt on bioware. a fast tracked panic mode me5 is a recipe for disaster
This has been a disaster a decade, and more, in the making.

BioWare destroyed both their most popular IPs with boneheaded decisions, and as talent began to bleed out the cracks in their foundation (BioWare "magic") began to become more and more apparent..

It doesn't help that on top of all this they did everything in their power to antagonize, alienate and insult the main cRPG demographic to pander to the insignificant minority of women and fags that bother with cRPGs.

BioWare should have been shut down 10 years ago, and likely would have if the people in charge of EA didn't share their retarded leftist politics.
 
reading the latest news holy shit this game really put the hurt on bioware. a fast tracked panic mode me5 is a recipe for disaster
Can you imagine even being a dev working on ME5? Imagine the pressure, and the risk of closure hanging over your head. The fact you have far less resources than you would have had just a decade previously. The fact that the entire studio is hanging on you pulling a rabbit out of a hat when you know, and everyone around you knows even in the best case scenario it’s not going to be anything like that.

The entire work environment would be beyond “toxic” it would be like working an axe over your head.

You can’t make a good product under those conditions. You’re going to make mistakes, you’re going to be conservative when you shouldn’t be, you’re going to stutter out.

(Not even imagining the booze and hard drugs to deal with the stress).

It’s honestly just a mercy both to Mass Effect and BioWare to be put down now.
 
The fact that the entire studio is hanging on you pulling a rabbit out of a hat when you know, and everyone around you knows even in the best case scenario it’s not going to be anything like that.
Also the knowledge the only way the game can even approach being a success is pandering to the bigoted straight men that make 90% of the playerbase, but not doing it because it either goes against your gay secular religion and/or because the zealots you're working with would throw a tantrum if you tried.
 
Also the knowledge the only way the game can even approach being a success is pandering to the bigoted straight men that make 90% of the playerbase, but not doing it because it either goes against your gay secular religion and/or because the zealots you're working with would throw a tantrum if you tried.
I don’t even think that factors into it. You say it’s a religion but you don’t know what that means. It’s automatic and instinctual to prioritize gays and troons-which is why their response to anti woke criticism is often bafflement as much as hostility.

Mass Effect unlike DA allows for far less troon/female self insertion. Even if you play a female shepherd-you’re a military officer that shoots most people you meet. It’s been called “fashy” in the past for that reason.

So I think they’ll run into a problem, they don’t actually like the sort of genre Mass Effect is built around.
 
So I think they’ll run into a problem, they don’t actually like the sort of genre Mass Effect is built around.
They could just switch genres completely. I even have a very concrete idea how to go about it that would work perfectly. It wouldn't be a mass effect game in the gameplay sense but it would still be a coherent game with a formula that has proven to be popular and set in the ME universe. I'll even give it out for free, but only as a code.
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Any attempts at continuing Mass Effect have to deal with the fact that the story for the third entry sucked ass through a straw. Andromeda could sidestep this by taking place in another galaxy but trying to do it on Earth again, you're just walking into failure even if you just do a small time, mostly inconsequential campaign ala Dragon Age II.
 
They could just switch genres completely. I even have a very concrete idea how to go about it that would work perfectly. It wouldn't be a mass effect game in the gameplay sense but it would still be a coherent game with a formula that has proven to be popular and set in the ME universe. I'll even give it out for free, but only as a code.
"Attention, EA has given us the budget to make a text adventure game in the Mass Effect universe. That's it."

> GET OMNITOOL
A FIERCE YAHG BARS THE WAY.
> PUT ON DISGUISE
PUT DISGUISE ON WHAT?
> ON SHEPARD
NO VERB DETECTED
> PUT DISGUISE ON SHEPARD
THE YAHG HAS EATEN YOU. RESTART Y/N?
 
My feelings on ME3’s endings aside(I have defended them here and elsewhere), the biggest problem is very simple.

What is the story?

The reapers were the central antagonists that drove the entire plot.

Without them you have no coherent space opera high stakes story.
Probably reapers.
But this time, again.
 
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“Maybe we should have like a trans NPC or something that the player can choose not to interact with”

“Fired”.

It’s incredible that Inquisition-hardly a game one would call anti woke let’s you just…ignore Krem if you don’t want to talk to them(you don’t have to recruit Iron Bull either).

“maybe we should make the woke elements optional-keep the chuds off our backs, White male nerds can play their shooter and have sex with hot woman in spandex, the gay/trans stuff can be there but something you have to seek out”

“That would give the chuds a win and it also diminishes representation”.

“Fired”

^^these people aren’t rational.

Probably reapers.
But this time, again.
That’s one of the things I actually liked about ME3’s ending-the reapers are dealt with in a clean and definitive fashion. If they bring the reapers back, the game will be an automatic failure as everyone will rightfully complain it undercuts the trilogy.
 
I don’t even think that factors into it. You say it’s a religion but you don’t know what that means. It’s automatic and instinctual to prioritize gays and troons-which is why their response to anti woke criticism is often bafflement as much as hostility.

Mass Effect unlike DA allows for far less troon/female self insertion. Even if you play a female shepherd-you’re a military officer that shoots most people you meet. It’s been called “fashy” in the past for that reason.

So I think they’ll run into a problem, they don’t actually like the sort of genre Mass Effect is built around.

Mass Effect is less vulnerable to troon propaganda? It's a sci fi setting where they have the opportunity to craft whatever "utopian" society they can imagine via bullshit tech. Come on.
 
BioWare should have been shut down 10 years ago, and likely would have if the people in charge of EA didn't share their retarded leftist politics.
And on top of that, you would STILL be instafired if you suggested maybe the wokeshit should be toned down a bit.
I don't know someone at EA must've clocked this game being utter woke crap, as it was released on PC without Denuvo.
 
"Game developers should hire resetera speds and do the opposite"

Or they should start making GAMES again. Even the mediocre games of history like Trevor McFur are more interesting to me because they focus on just being games. That game isn't reducing the shmup gameplay to promote inter-species bestiality or anything. It's just a shmup with original progression and power-up systems.
 
Mass Effect is less vulnerable to troon propaganda? It's a sci fi setting where they have the opportunity to craft whatever "utopian" society they can imagine via bullshit tech. Come on.
As a setting no, as a genre yes.

Also modern trannies don’t even like the idea of magic or technology to do perfect gender transitions.

No joke I’ve seen troons actually say they feel that magic/science technology that just.. completely changes gametes, bone structure, brain patterns, everything-is transphobic.
 
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