Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Also modern trannies don’t even like the idea of magic or technology to do perfect gender transitions.
They need to have zippertits. They need proof that they aren't just a troon of the opposite of their actual birth sex. They need to PROVE it. They can't just have "always been" women. They need the cock chop! They can't just have "always been" men, no, they need ZIPPERTITS.

They can't just drink the potion of sex change or put on the Girdle of Instant Troonout. They have to be TRANS.

That's because their lie about totally being the opposite sex, like, from birth, you know, is a COMPLETE LIE. They have to be TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS.

You know, they have to be superior to the actual real women whose bathrooms they want to invade to wave around their dicks. They need to be superior to the female children they wave their dicks around at at "drag queen" story hours.
 
One of the game's few defenders is Liana Kerzner, a wine-mom cat-lady who started her career defending video games from accusations of "misogyny" and is rapidly becoming exactly the type of audience-aberrant person person she used to be critical of. And the results speak for themselves- Liana's videos now only get around 3-4 digits of views, similar to FemFreq, who she used to be at odds with! She also adds in the usual "I'm sure the comments will be pleasant" defense, as if people who have unpopular opinions on the internet are entitled to have only nice words said about them. Since when did grown adults become such children? Surely Liana's toughened up from the FemFreq Simp Cult that nearly ended her career years ago, why is she so soft now?
 
Any attempts at continuing Mass Effect have to deal with the fact that the story for the third entry sucked ass through a straw. Andromeda could sidestep this by taking place in another galaxy but trying to do it on Earth again, you're just walking into failure even if you just do a small time, mostly inconsequential campaign ala Dragon Age II.
An inconsequential campaign might have redeemed this game in a small way, though. Let's say the game spent more time stopping Solas, and ends when Solas unleashed the blight and the other knife-ear gods. That way, Rook and friends can be attributed as Egghead stoppers, and the next game can shove them out of the way for the more serious business of stopping the blight.

That way, the more tolerant fans may still be okay with this game. As it is, many of the more benign fans are outraged that their UwU Alistair, Zevran, etc may be dead and precious Dalish warden is erased from history. This game fucked up both the actual lore and the headcanon of these fans, and the latter is totally unforgivable in their eyes.

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Death to all slavers. I will fist you and put you in the peeler machine faggot.


But seriously Kenshi is the greatest game ever made, I humbly double-endorse it.
*ahem*
What the fuck did you just flaming say to me, you little darkened? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Holy Military, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Black Desert City, and I have set over 300 women on fire. I have trained in Gorillo warfare and I'm the top CQC expert in The Holy Nation. You are nothing to me but just another servant of Narko. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this moon, mark my flaming words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, darkened. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inquisitors across The Holy Nation and your IP is being traced right now. You better prepare for the storm, heretic. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a life. You're flaming dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of The Holy Military and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flaming tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Okran-damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're flaming dead, Kiddo.
 
Okay maybe unpopular opinion, but my favorite origins playthrough remains the female city elf.

First playthrough I ever completed entirely, and one I remain deeply satisfied with. Even having done all the rest.

That and the dalish playthrough I did-but IDK I like elves.
 
I honestly don't know how Bioware fucked up this badly, they had some of the best creative talent, and produced some of the most successful story driven games in history, but 2011 onward, they've constantly shit the bed.

If they spent more time mentoring the next generation, instead of hiring unskilled, talentless political hacks they'd actually have potential to work with, but It seems like they only wanted employees that stroked their egos, and fed into the bullshit delusions they held. The political hires, and their associated brain rot have doomed the company.

For the past 14 years they've consistently made terrible, creative, design, and narrative choices, but It's more than that, for every failure, or slip up they've refused to acknowledge, or take responsibility WHY. They fundamentally don't understand their audience, or their fans. Yes you fucking idiots, the entire time, the vast majority of your fans were straight, white males. The reason your studio was successful, was because you catered to the tastes, and storytelling archetypes, that men found appealing.

It's really not difficult to sell to men, sexy BPD girls, blood, violence, skimpy outfits. The fact that a company like Larian, can reuse the formula they CREATED, and make millions shows how utterly moronic, and incompetent they've become.
 
Any attempts at continuing Mass Effect have to deal with the fact that the story for the third entry sucked ass through a straw. Andromeda could sidestep this by taking place in another galaxy but trying to do it on Earth again, you're just walking into failure even if you just do a small time, mostly inconsequential campaign ala Dragon Age II.
to be honest at this point I don't even want another mass effect, bioware or "return to form" doesn't matter. ME was a story and that story is done. any good story needs to have a fucking end, I don't want endless milking of an IP telenovela style.

anything that would be required to make ME5 good could would easily apply to a new setting. good writing, good characters, logical setting with common sense, good gameplay, literally all the basic bitch fundamentals for a good game would be the same. fuck, they wouldn't even have to re-invent the wheel, they could just buy a TTRPG license for cheap and skip all that lore development. bioware after all made their name with dnd adaptions, and BG3 (as pozzed as it is) sold gangbusters.
instead of dragon age you can use shadows of esteren. instead of mass effect you can use twilight imperium (not a ttrpg but enough skeleton to put meat onto). it's really not that hard.

"The genophage's modus operandi is not to reduce the fertility of krogan females, but rather the probability of viable pregnancies: many krogan die in stillbirth, with most fetuses never even reaching this stage of development. Moreover, every cell in each krogan is infected, to prevent the use of gene therapy to counteract it. Though the genophage was not designed as a "sterility plague", the combination of a low frequency of viable pregnancies with the krogan proclivity to violence and indifference about focused breeding leaves the krogan a dying race, and soon to be extinct."
he's not wrong, essentially it was either krogans or the rest of the galaxy, with a lot of dead on either side. that's why it makes it a good moral dilemma, sometimes there is no winning move. same reason it stuck with people and having discussions about it a decade later.

I don't know someone at EA must've clocked this game being utter woke crap, as it was released on PC without Denuvo.
denuvo isn't free. and as much as companies like to kvetch about MUH PIRACY some of them also know it's basically free real estate marketing. the main point of marketing is make people know something exists in the first place (no one is buying something he doesn't know, obviously), so a few pirated copies and following word of mouth can easily lead to increased sales.
however just like demos the product needs to be good in the first place to make up the difference, so in this case I assume EA looked at the game, what money they could make, and didn't even bother with denuvo (or dlc etc.).

"Attention, EA has given us the budget to make a text adventure game in the Mass Effect universe. That's it."

> GET OMNITOOL
A FIERCE YAHG BARS THE WAY.
> PUT ON DISGUISE
PUT DISGUISE ON WHAT?
> ON SHEPARD
NO VERB DETECTED
> PUT DISGUISE ON SHEPARD
THE YAHG HAS EATEN YOU. RESTART Y/N?
you could probably get that from deepseek for free.
 
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So far, many former employees on Bsky are affected with the layoffs. Including the one responsible for Taash, or more like Traash.
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Amazing. Just by reading that bleet and looking at the pfp I knew that the writer was a tranny. A quick bing search confirmed it. My precognizance is coming in nicely toobz. By next year I'll probably be able to force choke trannies just by raising my hand.
 
I'm surprised they went to downsizing - they could have at least try to outsource or H1B replace everyone with sycophantic Indians. The new games might have been buggy but we may have got to see the game mechanics for raping a dragon.
Pres x to git bobs and vagene SAAR. Pess Y for take shit. ress A 2 rekwest H1B. prs <button unmapped> four baski humen hygin.
 
Okay maybe unpopular opinion, but my favorite origins playthrough remains the female city elf.

First playthrough I ever completed entirely, and one I remain deeply satisfied with. Even having done all the rest.

That and the dalish playthrough I did-but IDK I like elves.
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Will also romance Morrigan 10/10.

In all seriousness, mage, human noble and dwarf noble are my favorites. Dalish is underwhelming.
 
They fundamentally don't understand their audience, or their fans. Yes you fucking idiots, the entire time, the vast majority of your fans were straight, white males. The reason your studio was successful, was because you catered to the tastes, and storytelling archetypes, that men found appealing.

The problem is, the straight men who made up their core audience are not the loud voices in the online community. They listened to those voices, the ones who said FemShep is the BEST PC EVAR, and not the metrics that said 80%+ of players were rolling male Shepard soldiers. Take it a step further -- the BioWare forums shut down, the community gathers on Reddit and the ruins of Tumblr, and ends up coalescing in areas where those straight white men are either unwelcome or outright banned if they challenge the groupthink in any way. They wound up in a bubble and made no effort to see if that bubble reflected the people who would actually buy the fucking game rather than endlessly moon over cosplay and muh representation and cringe-inducing romances.
 
he's not wrong, essentially it was either krogans or the rest of the galaxy, with a lot of dead on either side. that's why it makes it a good moral dilemma, sometimes there is no winning move. same reason it stuck with people and having discussions about it a decade later.
Imagine doing that today. Obviously the salariana would be NAZIS!
 
The problem is, the straight men who made up their core audience are not the loud voices in the online community. They listened to those voices, the ones who said FemShep is the BEST PC EVAR, and not the metrics that said 80%+ of players were rolling male Shepard soldiers. Take it a step further -- the BioWare forums shut down, the community gathers on Reddit and the ruins of Tumblr, and ends up coalescing in areas where those straight white men are either unwelcome or outright banned if they challenge the groupthink in any way. They wound up in a bubble and made no effort to see if that bubble reflected the people who would actually buy the fucking game rather than endlessly moon over cosplay and muh representation and cringe-inducing romances.
I think that’s just a problem with BioWare games, maybe RPGs in general.

Casual male gamers are not going to be posting on these fora, or writing loads of fanfic or drawing fan art. They’ll buy the game but they won’t read the codex entries, theory craft about lore hints, and all of that.

There are male nerds that do that-but they are always going to be a tiny minority of the audience and the most enthusiastic online fans that engage with the material as above are going to be female or at the very least men who don’t just play the game and move on.

BioWare tried appealing to the (largely female) hyper fans in concentrated online communities-the sorts that actually did write loads of Solavellan fanfic. In a lot of ways-DAV feels geared to this audience.

The casual players also aren’t going to be talking to the devs on Tumblr or twitter and they aren’t going to be asking questions like “so is Lavellan immortal with Solas in the magic prison or will she die”-casual gamers just don’t care about that sort of lore and character drama. Female(and extremely online male) fans do.

In fact I’d probably hazard casual male gamers don’t really care about the story/character elements that much. They just like the combat, nice tits on the female characters and maybe some cool one liners. Which is why ME has a much larger “casual” audience.

-This was actually the problem Gaider and co. Had in Inquisition when it came to Kieran. Most players simply didn’t do the dark ritual. My only guess as to why. Is they skimmed through the dialogue and hit the reject option, without paying attention.**

**A lot of gamers aren’t actually engaging with say, the story. They are fast forwarding through the “boring” dialogue to get to the next fight sequence. That is the unfortunate reality.

I think that may be an instance where “woke” and “anti woke” do in fact favor the woke-the sort of person that cares about say themes and characterization and the plot even, is probably going to be more willing to play different classes and races, to read all the codex entries, to think about their decisions. Whereas your average anti woke gamer-just wants entertainment. Swords killing monsters, hot women with tits, and nothing else. That intersection to me at least explains why BioWare in particular pandered to a minority of liberals and women-that for Better or worse engaged with the narrative.

Ideally you can do both-give the casual gamers their violence and titillation and have something for the hyper fans to chew on. But for whatever reason, BioWare ceased to be able to thread that needle. Maybe because they had to make increasingly difficult choices about what to keep or not on the basis of player statistics.
 
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SmashJT released a video alleging that the situation at Bioware was intentionally downplayed in the media to avoid public backlash and the it's much worse internally.
Well, that much was obvious when they mocked the chuds for seeing the writing on the wall, then the things that wasn't supposed to happen happened.
Warhorse could learn a thing or two about PR here, shutting it down and shutting up instead of letting Vavra post pictures of penises and call anyone who implies he is gay "Owned" like it's the late 2000s. For over 2 weeks now while the game is about to launch.
 
-This was actually the problem Gaider and co. Had in Inquisition when it came to Kieran. Most players simply didn’t do the dark ritual. My only guess as to why. Is they skimmed through the dialogue and hit the reject option, without paying attention.**

The average Reddit fan of this game that imagines herself as blonde, hot Mahariel (complete with six zillion mods to make the Warden super glowing) with Alistair losing their collective virginities together: "I WUD RATHER LET DIE THAN TO LET MY INKYBOO PRECIOUS BE TOUCHED BY THAT WHORE MORISLUT!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
Okay maybe unpopular opinion, but my favorite origins playthrough remains the female city elf.

First playthrough I ever completed entirely, and one I remain deeply satisfied with. Even having done all the rest.

That and the dalish playthrough I did-but IDK I like elves.
„Like dogs, Shianni”. That line still hits hard as fuck after all these years. That’s how you write good game dialogue
 
Coincidentally I actually sold Shianni out my first go around. My RP reason was “sacrifice one for the community’s sake” (that is let the nobleman rape her and walk away so my community won’t be pogromed)

I come back and everyone hates me. Won’t sell to me at the store, no one will talk to me, etc…

It was genuinely a bit startling, you think you’re getting a warm welcome but “oh!” “Remember what you did in the first hour of the game?”

It wasn’t a choice I would have made if I was meta gaming, but it was such a visceral decision to make and the reactions to it are organic and compelling-Shianni is still (understandably) hostile when you show up at the final battle.

The average Reddit fan of this game that imagines herself as blonde, hot Mahariel (complete with six zillion mods to make the Warden super glowing) with Alistair losing their collective virginities together: "I WUD RATHER LET DIE THAN TO LET MY INKYBOO PRECIOUS BE TOUCHED BY THAT WHORE MORISLUT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Apparently there were loads of Ser Gilmore companion mods back in the day(a temporary companion for the human noble origin).

But like you say. DA has a very enthusiastic female audience.
 
Shake my head in mild disappointment and reflect on what it must be like to have a life not well-lived.
The kind of nigger that comes into a video game thread on kiwifarms and lectures people about a life not well lived.

Well, that much was obvious when they mocked the chuds for seeing the writing on the wall, then the things that wasn't supposed to happen happened.
Warhorse could learn a thing or two about PR here, shutting it down and shutting up instead of letting Vavra post pictures of penises and call anyone who implies he is gay "Owned" like it's the late 2000s. For over 2 weeks now while the game is about to launch.
It gets funnier with each passing layoff (day).
 
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